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  • #31
    Re: Zoniash...*

    Originally posted by mano_billi View Post
    zono me ki u par sawalat ki barish :soch:

    1. subah kis waqt uthti ho?
    u ki nazar se zoni ka repply # 14 naheen guzra kk
    main subha fajir ki nimaz k time jagti hon pher nimaz aur quran pak perh k so jati hon pher 8 ya 9bje jagti hon
    awaien anna wah hi uth k antotay monh hi sawalon ki barish kardi372-shed pehly hi ye thred lagany wali nay mera ida chura liya aur ab u sab zoni se sawal kar kar k usay mujh se bateen karnay se rook rahay ho magar main ye honay naheen don ga372-shed
    ساقیا ہور پلا ہور پلا ہور پلا

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    • #32
      Re: Zoniash...*

      Originally posted by aabi2cool View Post
      u ki nazar se zoni ka repply # 14 naheen guzra kk

      awaien anna wah hi uth k antotay monh hi sawalon ki barish kardi372-shed pehly hi ye thred lagany wali nay mera ida chura liya aur ab u sab zoni se sawal kar kar k usay mujh se bateen karnay se rook rahay ho magar main ye honay naheen don ga372-shed


      aabi bhai ap to muj sy batain he nhe ker rahy hain u to keh rahy thay k u muj sy batain kerain gy?:cc:
      ab aur gerdish-e- taqdeer kiya sitaye ge lota ke ishq mai naam o nishaan bethain hei

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      • #33
        Re: Zoniash...*

        Originally posted by Mirza Ghalib View Post













        chacha apni khubiyan bata k me k name ko bednaam kiyon ker rahy ho 372-haha372-haha372-haha372-haha372-haha372-haha372-haha
        ab aur gerdish-e- taqdeer kiya sitaye ge lota ke ishq mai naam o nishaan bethain hei

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        • #34
          Re: Zoniash...*

          Originally posted by mano_billi View Post
          zono me ki u par sawalat ki barish :soch:

          1. subah kis waqt uthti ho?


          fajir k waqet


          2. dayr tak ghoray donkeys bech ke sona kaisa lagta he?


          aysa kabi howa nhe muje sonay ka itna shoq nhe aur meri needh b ittne gehri hoti k kuch hoash he na ho


          3. examination hall me beth ke exams dete hue jab question paper distribute horaha hota he to kia feeling hoti he us waqt?


          hmm main us time ayaat per rahi hoti hon k paper assan aye ya pher hans rahi hoti lekriyon k shakelain dekh ker kayse phonkain mar rahi hoti hain kud per
          4. kabhi koi gher qanooni kaam kiya he? :great:

          nhe aysa to kuch nhe kia kabi

          5. khane me khane ko khana kasa lagta he? :cc:

          ascha lgta hain bohat

          6. mein kasi lagti ho u ko? :hhh:

          bohattttttttttttttttttttttt pari si me ki jana


          7. shadi ke lye kis ko prefer karo gi? prince ya raja?


          prince sy raja k ny to bhoda ho k mer jana hain to prince he sahe hain



          8. vanilla icecream khani chahye ya chocolate icecream? :shook:

          me ki fav to chocolate hain yeh he khani chaye


          9. nayk banda kon hota he? :devilsmil

          jis k ander yeh 3 cheezain na ho

          garor

          ego

          jhoot


          10. bahaar ke mosam me sawan ke geet gatay hue bagh me jhoole ko jhoola he kabhi?

          han g rooz he aba g ny me ko peeng nhe la k de per me ny rasi bandh k apne ground k tree per us per pillow rekh k baythi hon bohat maza ata hain

          bas itne se sawal the 372-shock

          bus

          372-shock372-haha thanku
          ab aur gerdish-e- taqdeer kiya sitaye ge lota ke ishq mai naam o nishaan bethain hei

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          • #35
            Re: Zoniash...*

            Originally posted by aabi2cool View Post
            u ki nazar se zoni ka repply # 14 naheen guzra kk

            awaien anna wah hi uth k antotay monh hi sawalon ki barish kardi372-shed pehly hi ye thred lagany wali nay mera ida chura liya aur ab u sab zoni se sawal kar kar k usay mujh se bateen karnay se rook rahay ho magar main ye honay naheen don ga372-shed
            aabi bhai woh sawal to kisi or ne pucha tha me ne thori pucha tha

            Originally posted by zoniash View Post
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            372-shock372-haha thanku
            thankoooo zono :hug: mein new sawaal soch lu zara 372-shock

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            • #36
              Re: Zoniash...*

              Originally posted by mano_billi View Post
              aabi bhai woh sawal to kisi or ne pucha tha me ne thori pucha tha


              chalo phir kaya yaad karo gi tumhara bhi fittay monh 372-haha
              ساقیا ہور پلا ہور پلا ہور پلا

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              • #37
                Re: Zoniash...*

                Mere sawal ka jawab yes or No mein den

                Aap ne apni Ammi k paisay churana chhor diye ye nahi ?
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                • #38
                  Re: Zoniash...*

                  Originally posted by aabi2cool View Post
                  chalo phir kaya yaad karo gi tumhara bhi fittay monh 372-haha

                  ashirvad dene ke lye dhanewaad 372-haha

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                  • #39
                    Re: Zoniash...*

                    Originally posted by mano_billi View Post
                    ashirvad dene ke lye dhanewaad 372-haha
                    ہندوآنہ ڈائلاگ مت بولو مجھ سے
                    ساقیا ہور پلا ہور پلا ہور پلا

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                    • #40
                      Re: Zoniash...*

                      Originally posted by zoniash View Post
                      aabi bhai ap to muj sy batain he nhe ker rahy hain u to keh rahy thay k u muj sy batain kerain gy?:cc:
                      u se hi to bateen karnay ko ye thred khulwaya hy :salam:
                      ساقیا ہور پلا ہور پلا ہور پلا

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                      • #41
                        Re: Zoniash...*

                        Originally posted by zoniash View Post
                        chacha apni khubiyan bata k me k name ko bednaam kiyon ker rahy ho 372-haha372-haha372-haha372-haha372-haha372-haha372-haha
                        chacha kabi apni bhateeji ko badnaam kar sakta hai ulu bhateeji?ab main sach bolon to bhi guzara nahi bhateeji,dunya jhoot bol bol ke kamyab hai , main ne sach kaha to karwa lag geya :fuming:
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                        • #42
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                          Originally posted by WASI ANJUM View Post
                          Mere sawal ka jawab yes or No mein den

                          Aap ne apni Ammi k paisay churana chhor diye ye nahi ?
                          Ammi ke pesay to ab naih churaati Zoni kyon ke ammi nay aik din belan say mara tha , Haan ab meri jaib say rozana pesay kam hotay hain ,,,,bakli aap khud samjhdaar hain:dance2:
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                          • #43
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                            Originally posted by Mirza Ghalib View Post
                            Ammi ke pesay to ab naih churaati Zoni kyon ke ammi nay aik din belan say mara tha , Haan ab meri jaib say rozana pesay kam hotay hain ,,,,bakli aap khud samjhdaar hain:dance2:


                            chacha wo chachi churati hon g paise ab u ki itne hemt to hain nhe k ja k chachi sy pouch lo apni masoon si bhanji per ilazm laga diya u ny
                            ab aur gerdish-e- taqdeer kiya sitaye ge lota ke ishq mai naam o nishaan bethain hei

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                            • #44
                              Re: Zoniash...*

                              Originally posted by Mirza Ghalib View Post
                              chacha kabi apni bhateeji ko badnaam kar sakta hai ulu bhateeji?ab main sach bolon to bhi guzara nahi bhateeji,dunya jhoot bol bol ke kamyab hai , main ne sach kaha to karwa lag geya :fuming:
                              ho tu is ka metble u jhott bol bol k kamyaab hoty rahy thats really bad na aur such kerwa hota hain :donno: me ko to humsha meetha he lga
                              ab aur gerdish-e- taqdeer kiya sitaye ge lota ke ishq mai naam o nishaan bethain hei

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                              • #45
                                Re: Zoniash...*

                                Originally posted by zoniash View Post
                                chacha wo chachi churati hon g paise ab u ki itne hemt to hain nhe k ja k chachi sy pouch lo apni masoon si bhanji per ilazm laga diya u ny
                                Chachi? chacha Ghalib nay Shaadi kab ki thi bhateeji? 372-haha
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