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    Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

    me ke abhii 60 dollar Kharch ho gaye...afsos is baat kaa nahiIn k kiuN Kharch huye? afsos is baat ka ahai k merii kaahili kii vajahs e aisaa huaa...lolz...roz sochtaa thaa k car kii key extra banvaauuNgaa...do dollar lagte haiN banvaane meN...magar majaal hai jo maiN ne koi gat kii baat kartaa...aaj subHo car start kar ke baahar niklaa barf car par se haTaane ke liye to pataa chalaa k maiN locked out ho gayaa...car kaa engine chal rahaa hai aur maiN baahar...darvaaza lock ho gayaa...ab kia karta...maiN ne chuN k me kii gaaRii nai sii hai [do saal puraanii] to socha bhii na thaa k me kii car Kharaab bhii ho saktii hai is liye roadside assistance kii membership nahiiN li...aaj zaroorat paRii to call kiyaa toe truck ko...vo aayaa do minute lage bas...ginti ke do minute...aur darvaaza khul gayaa to engine shut off kiyaa...gaarii 40 minute tak chaltii rahii bilaa vajah...tow truck waale ne kahaa...ONLY 60 dollars plz...me kaa 60 dollar le ke chalaa gayaa :( agar amiN extra key banvaa letaa to kiuN jaate me ke 60 dollars :(

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    pataa hai kaise kholaa us ne darvaaza? jo blood presuure lene waalaa punp hotaa hai uskaa arm band ko jo pichkii [deflated] Haalat meN thaa usko darvaaze ke gap par rakkhaa aur use hand held bulb se air push kii to vo jaise jaise pooltaa jaataa vaise vaisa darvaaze kaa gap baRhtaa jaataa ohir jab ek inch ke qareeb ho gayaa to ek rod ko andar Daalaa aur usse automatic lock ka abutton push kiyaa to saare doors ke lock khul gaye :) VOILA! so easy...ab maiN bhii ek blood pressure waali machine Khareed kar yeh business shuru karuuNgaa...logoN ke blood pressure bhi naapuuNgaa aur cars ke darvaaze bhii kholuuNgaa usse hahaha hehehe hohohho 372-haha 372-haha 372-haha 372-haha 372-haha
    Last edited by SherAli; 21 November 2008, 19:08.

    Fall view from inside my car
    near my work place :)
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  • #2
    Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

    itni lambi ram kahaniyan fursat say parhon ge

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    • #3
      Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

      Originally posted by <> View Post
      itni lambi ram kahaniyan fursat say parhon ge
      achchaa phir maiN sunaa deta huN...:)

      Fall view from inside my car
      near my work place :)

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      • #4
        Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

        Hahaha, well done share Ali.

        Yaar mein Lahore 2nd GTG jub hui to wahan mere saath bhi aisa hua, mein gari se nikala, musaddaq aur Aania se baatein ker raha tha ke door lock ker diye :lol meri gaari start thi aur koi 1 se 1.5 hrs start he rahi aur phir ja ke aik key maker mila aur phir us ne bhi rod se he car open ki :hehe:

        waise mein ne abi tak duplicate nahi kerwai he, aik baar aur aisa hua to phir kerwaon ga :lol
        :thmbup:

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        • #5
          Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

          Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
          Hahaha, well done share Ali.

          Yaar mein Lahore 2nd GTG jub hui to wahan mere saath bhi aisa hua, mein gari se nikala, musaddaq aur Aania se baatein ker raha tha ke door lock ker diye :lol meri gaari start thi aur koi 1 se 1.5 hrs start he rahi aur phir ja ke aik key maker mila aur phir us ne bhi rod se he car open ki :hehe:

          waise mein ne abi tak duplicate nahi kerwai he, aik baar aur aisa hua to phir kerwaon ga :lol

          hahaha...ab tu laRkiyoN ke chakkar meN abhi to car se lock out huaa hai next time kahiIn ghars e hii lock out na ho jaanaa...

          yaar baRii zehnii kosft hotii hai jab aisaa hotaa hai aur apnii Himaaqat par Khud ko thappaR maarte maarte ghar laane ko dil karta hai...jaisa k angrezii kii kahaavat hai:

          kick ur butt all the way home! 372-haha372-haha           372-haha372-haha372-haha

          Fall view from inside my car
          near my work place :)

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          • #6
            Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

            Originally posted by SherAli View Post

            hahaha...ab tu laRkiyoN ke chakkar meN abhi to car se lock out huaa hai next time kahiIn ghars e hii lock out na ho jaanaa...

            yaar baRii zehnii kosft hotii hai jab aisaa hotaa hai aur apnii Himaaqat par Khud ko thappaR maarte maarte ghar laane ko dil karta hai...jaisa k angrezii kii kahaavat hai:

            kick ur butt all the way home! 372-haha372-haha             372-haha372-haha372-haha
            Butt sahab yeh kia keh rahay ho 372-haha
            :thmbup:

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            • #7
              Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

              Awwwwww:comfort:
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              • #8
                Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

                Originally posted by Eshaa Chaudhry View Post
                Awwwwww:comfort:
                Palkaan da chimta bana ke
                tere naal muhabataan paa ke
                Mein lutti gai :embarasse
                :thmbup:

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                • #9
                  Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

                  Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                  palkaan Da Chimta Bana Ke
                  Tere Naal Muhabataan Paa Ke
                  Mein Lutti Gai :embarasse
                  اک کُڑی
                  ویاہ کرن توں کافی پہلے
                  کنی سوہنی لگدی سی
                  اوہدےتے مرن توں کافی پہلے
                  کنی سوہنی لگدی سی
                  منیر نیازی مرحوم نال نال معذرت
                  ساقیا ہور پلا ہور پلا ہور پلا

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                  • #10
                    Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

                    Originally posted by SherAli View Post
                    me ke abhii 60 dollar Kharch ho gaye...afsos is baat kaa nahiIn k kiuN Kharch huye? afsos is baat ka ahai k merii kaahili kii vajahs e aisaa huaa...lolz...roz sochtaa thaa k car kii key extra banvaauuNgaa...do dollar lagte haiN banvaane meN...magar majaal hai jo maiN ne koi gat kii baat kartaa...aaj subHo car start kar ke baahar niklaa barf car par se haTaane ke liye to pataa chalaa k maiN locked out ho gayaa...car kaa engine chal rahaa hai aur maiN baahar...darvaaza lock ho gayaa...ab kia karta...maiN ne chuN k me kii gaaRii nai sii hai [do saal puraanii] to socha bhii na thaa k me kii car Kharaab bhii ho saktii hai is liye roadside assistance kii membership nahiiN li...aaj zaroorat paRii to call kiyaa toe truck ko...vo aayaa do minute lage bas...ginti ke do minute...aur darvaaza khul gayaa to engine shut off kiyaa...gaarii 40 minute tak chaltii rahii bilaa vajah...tow truck waale ne kahaa...ONLY 60 dollars plz...me kaa 60 dollar le ke chalaa gayaa :( agar amiN extra key banvaa letaa to kiuN jaate me ke 60 dollars :(

                    HINT:

                    pataa hai kaise kholaa us ne darvaaza? jo blood presuure lene waalaa punp hotaa hai uskaa arm band ko jo pichkii [deflated] Haalat meN thaa usko darvaaze ke gap par rakkhaa aur use hand held bulb se air push kii to vo jaise jaise pooltaa jaataa vaise vaisa darvaaze kaa gap baRhtaa jaataa ohir jab ek inch ke qareeb ho gayaa to ek rod ko andar Daalaa aur usse automatic lock ka abutton push kiyaa to saare doors ke lock khul gaye :) VOILA! so easy...ab maiN bhii ek blood pressure waali machine Khareed kar yeh business shuru karuuNgaa...logoN ke blood pressure bhi naapuuNgaa aur cars ke darvaaze bhii kholuuNgaa usse hahaha hehehe hohohho 372-haha 372-haha 372-haha 372-haha 372-haha
                    acha:D

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                    • #11
                      Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

                      Originally posted by aabi2cool View Post
                      اک کُڑی
                      ویاہ کرن توں کافی پہلے
                      کنی سوہنی لگدی سی
                      اوہدےتے مرن توں کافی پہلے
                      کنی سوہنی لگدی سی
                      منیر نیازی مرحوم نال نال معذرت
                      Te jeri siray toon soni e na oway oday baray wich ki keya munir neyaazi (merhoom ne) 372-haha
                      :thmbup:

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                      • #12
                        Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

                        Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                        Te jeri siray toon soni e na oway oday baray wich ki keya munir neyaazi (merhoom ne) 372-haha
                        oh mareen muneer niazi nay enj naee kaya eno main change kita wayy :eye:
                        ساقیا ہور پلا ہور پلا ہور پلا

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                        • #13
                          Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

                          Originally posted by aabi2cool View Post
                          oh mareen muneer niazi nay enj naee kaya eno main change kita wayy :eye:
                          Toon Eesha noon keevein change keeta 372-haha
                          :thmbup:

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                          • #14
                            Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

                            Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                            Toon Eesha noon keevein change keeta 372-haha
                            oh yaar meri kisay gal da jawab e naee pay dayndi :embarasse
                            ساقیا ہور پلا ہور پلا ہور پلا

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                            • #15
                              Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

                              Originally posted by aabi2cool View Post
                              oh yaar meri kisay gal da jawab e naee pay dayndi :embarasse
                              yaar odi gull da bura na mana, o aye e ainj di way :embarasse
                              :thmbup:

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