Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

[aabi2cool]

Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

yaar odi gull da bura na mana, o aye e ainj di way :embarasse

TAY MAIN KADON MANAYA

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

TAY MAIN KADON MANAYA

Yaar toon khootay da sir manana way, bura te eesha ne manaya na 372-haha

[aabi2cool]

Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

Yaar toon khootay da sir manana way, bura te eesha ne manaya na 372-haha

ala main tera sir anee manaya 372-haha

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

ala main tera sir anee manaya 372-haha

ja kum ker ja ke 372-shock

[aabi2cool]

Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

ja kum ker ja ke 372-shock

kum ee paya karna wan

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

kum ee paya karna wan

Yaar tum chuti walay din kia kerte ho :khi:

[aabi2cool]

Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

Yaar tum chuti walay din kia kerte ho :khi:

kaaaam372-scare

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

kaaaam372-scare

tum ne sabak yaad kia hua he kia:embarasse

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

اک کُڑی

ویاہ کرن توں کافی پہلے
کنی سوہنی لگدی سی
اوہدےتے مرن توں کافی پہلے
کنی سوہنی لگدی سی

منیر نیازی مرحوم نال نال معذرت

koi haal nahin aapka bhi......aabi bhai372-shock

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

Yaar toon khootay da sir manana way, bura te eesha ne manaya na 372-haha

...........chup karo phaphay kutni aunty372-haha

[rehman]

Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

bahut khoob gazal kahi hai...............

[aabi2cool]

Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

koi haal nahin aapka bhi......aabi bhai372-shock

koi hal tumahar naheen raha . . . veya ton badon kal main u ko mesage kiya u nay jawab naheen diya mujh ko kitni takleef hui :embarasse

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

...........chup karo phaphay kutni aunty372-haha

Jay mein chup keeta te fair toon bool paina way :embarasse:fuming:

[saraah]

Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

waise mein ne abi tak duplicate nahi kerwai he, aik baar aur aisa hua to phir kerwaon ga :lol

shabaash......v good....excellent.....:khi:

اک کُڑی

ویاہ کرن توں کافی پہلے
کنی سوہنی لگدی سی
اوہدےتے مرن توں کافی پہلے
کنی سوہنی لگدی سی

منیر نیازی مرحوم نال نال معذرت

twaanu v shabash e aabi bhai......:lahoul

[saraah]

Re: Sheroo Buddhoo LOCK OUT ho gayaa

me ke abhii 60 dollar Kharch ho gaye...afsos is baat kaa nahiIn k kiuN Kharch huye? afsos is baat ka ahai k merii kaahili kii vajahs e aisaa huaa...lolz...roz sochtaa thaa k car kii key extra banvaauuNgaa...do dollar lagte haiN banvaane meN...magar majaal hai jo maiN ne koi gat kii baat kartaa...aaj subHo car start kar ke baahar niklaa barf car par se haTaane ke liye to pataa chalaa k maiN locked out ho gayaa...car kaa engine chal rahaa hai aur maiN baahar...darvaaza lock ho gayaa...ab kia karta...maiN ne chuN k me kii gaaRii nai sii hai [do saal puraanii] to socha bhii na thaa k me kii car Kharaab bhii ho saktii hai is liye roadside assistance kii membership nahiiN li...aaj zaroorat paRii to call kiyaa toe truck ko...vo aayaa do minute lage bas...ginti ke do minute...aur darvaaza khul gayaa to engine shut off kiyaa...gaarii 40 minute tak chaltii rahii bilaa vajah...tow truck waale ne kahaa...ONLY 60 dollars plz...me kaa 60 dollar le ke chalaa gayaa :( agar amiN extra key banvaa letaa to kiuN jaate me ke 60 dollars :(

HINT:

pataa hai kaise kholaa us ne darvaaza? jo blood presuure lene waalaa punp hotaa hai uskaa arm band ko jo pichkii [deflated] Haalat meN thaa usko darvaaze ke gap par rakkhaa aur use hand held bulb se air push kii to vo jaise jaise pooltaa jaataa vaise vaisa darvaaze kaa gap baRhtaa jaataa ohir jab ek inch ke qareeb ho gayaa to ek rod ko andar Daalaa aur usse automatic lock ka abutton push kiyaa to saare doors ke lock khul gaye :) VOILA! so easy...ab maiN bhii ek blood pressure waali machine Khareed kar yeh business shuru karuuNgaa...logoN ke blood pressure bhi naapuuNgaa aur cars ke darvaaze bhii kholuuNgaa usse hahaha hehehe hohohho 372-haha 372-haha 372-haha 372-haha 372-haha

sher ali teri mehrbaani....itna lamba na likhaa kr....:yy:
bt agli baar esa hua tou car ko khaai me dhakka de dena.....
wrna tumhara apna b.p high ho jaye ga....:khi: