aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

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assalamalikum
aaj kuch bachaon kay sath ball kheeltay hain paoun kay anghootay pay ball lagi or theek thak chot lagi , nakhun crack hoo gia beechara

aap logoo kay sath kuch aisa howa hai kay kuch kheeltay waqat ya wesay hi kahi say choot lagi hoo ?:D:

[Aleena]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

Walaikum Assalam,
Anchal jee aap k bechare Nakhoon k tootne ka kafi afsos hai :( :tasali:
wese tu kai bar chote lagi hain par jo recently lagi 372-scarehowa yoon k mai gari se utar rahi thi jaisay maine gate open kia aur utarne lagi tu gari ka gate pavment se takra k mere moo pe aa laga jiss se mera MASOOM dant half toot gaya abhi tuk pain hai372-scare Dr kehte hain Niklwa do ya dobara gate marwa lo khud hi baqi ka half toot jai ga:kr:372-haha

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

Wa Alaikum Assalam


ahaaa372-scare kya yaad dilwa rahee hain Aanchal ji372-shock 372-shock saray ghar mein sab se zyada chot hamein hii lagty hay....din mein aik do baar to must hay..kabhi computer chair per bayth'tay computer trolly se ghutnay ki takkar ...to kabhi pair k aangoothay ka thakk kar k pc trolly ko lagna...............
kabhi aatay jatay closet se takrana........aur phir humka ye kehna her baar k ghar ki koi cheez bhi apni sahee jagah per nahin rakhi huey....sab humk raastay mein aajatee hain372-shed

aur apany room may ja k jab bed per janay lagein to wahan se pair , ghutnay , takhnay per chot lagna....kya kya dassu'N372-shock


aaj dopeher tak to bht bhala din tha....koi chot nahin lagi thi .....perwaapsee mein wo kasar bhi pooree ho gaey hum garee se niklay thay aur front door band kar hee rahay thay k cousin nay fatt se button press kar diya garee ka sheesha ooper karany k liey aur humaray hath ki dono ungliyan beecharee peesi gaen........pata to unhein jab laga jab humnay ba aawaz buland chhekh maree


aap nay to sachi zakhmo'n per namak chirakk diya..........

[ASK Afridi]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

chotain tou itni ziyada hain ke gin bhi nahi sakte.....
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lekin phir bhi hans kar jeenaa chahte hain...:dance2:

mere seene main hazaron gham chupe hain lekin.
main ne har haal main hansne ki qasam khayee hai.:rose

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

assalamalikum
aaj kuch bachaon kay sath ball kheeltay hain paoun kay anghootay pay ball lagi or theek thak chot lagi , nakhun crack hoo gia beechara

aap logoo kay sath kuch aisa howa hai kay kuch kheeltay waqat ya wesay hi kahi say choot lagi hoo ?:D:

Wa Alaikum Aslam,

Meri taraf se sympathy kabool karo nakhun tootnay per :D Aur ainda buchon ke saath mut kheelna, kyoon ke tum bari ho gai ho :khi:

Mujay bohat ziada chootein lagein, ziada tar football aur cricket kheeltay lagein, ya bike ke accidents se jo koi 10 baar hua ho ga :lpop:her baar aalu ki tarah chil ke ghar aaya :khi:

Chand din pehlay aik choot lagi aur mazay ki baat he aik ghantay mein aik he jagah se choot lagi. Mere makan ki second story pe construction work ho raha tha to unhoon ne baans bandhay thay aur mein apni balcony se guzar raha tha ke baans maathay pe laga aur mein balcony se neechay girtay girtay bucha, phir doosri baar within one hour wohi baans phir mere maathay pe laga aur saari dunia ghoom gai :lahoul phir mein ne is baat ka badla mein ne kaam kerne walay loogon se lia 372-shed

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

Walaikum Assalam,
Anchal jee aap k bechare Nakhoon k tootne ka kafi afsos hai :( :tasali:
wese tu kai bar chote lagi hain par jo recently lagi 372-scarehowa yoon k mai gari se utar rahi thi jaisay maine gate open kia aur utarne lagi tu gari ka gate pavment se takra k mere moo pe aa laga jiss se mera MASOOM dant half toot gaya abhi tuk pain hai372-scare Dr kehte hain Niklwa do ya dobara gate marwa lo khud hi baqi ka half toot jai ga:kr:372-haha

Aap ke paas koon si car he jis mein Door ki bajaye Gate laga hua he :kr::kr::kr:

Apart joke, me ko aap ke daant ke tootnay ka bohat kheet he 372-scare

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

Wa Alaikum Assalam


ahaaa372-scare kya yaad dilwa rahee hain Aanchal ji372-shock 372-shock saray ghar mein sab se zyada chot hamein hii lagty hay....din mein aik do baar to must hay..kabhi computer chair per bayth'tay computer trolly se ghutnay ki takkar ...to kabhi pair k aangoothay ka thakk kar k pc trolly ko lagna...............
kabhi aatay jatay closet se takrana........aur phir humka ye kehna her baar k ghar ki koi cheez bhi apni sahee jagah per nahin rakhi huey....sab humk raastay mein aajatee hain372-shed

aur apany room may ja k jab bed per janay lagein to wahan se pair , ghutnay , takhnay per chot lagna....kya kya dassu'N372-shock


aaj dopeher tak to bht bhala din tha....koi chot nahin lagi thi .....perwaapsee mein wo kasar bhi pooree ho gaey hum garee se niklay thay aur front door band kar hee rahay thay k cousin nay fatt se button press kar diya garee ka sheesha ooper karany k liey aur humaray hath ki dono ungliyan beecharee peesi gaen........pata to unhein jab laga jab humnay ba aawaz buland chhekh maree


aap nay to sachi zakhmo'n per namak chirakk diya..........

Toot peeni, tum dehaan se nahi chal sakti :khi:

Chalo aainda dehaan se chalna aur meri hamdardiyaan tumharay saath bhi hein :khi:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

chotain tou itni ziyada hain ke gin bhi nahi sakte.....
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..
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.
lekin phir bhi hans kar jeenaa chahte hain...:dance2:

mere seene main hazaron gham chupe hain lekin.
main ne har haal main hansne ki qasam khayee hai.:rose

Kahin tum jhooti kasmein to nahi khaatay

[aabi2cool]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

assalamalikum
aaj kuch bachaon kay sath ball kheeltay hain paoun kay anghootay pay ball lagi or theek thak chot lagi , nakhun crack hoo gia beechara

aap logoo kay sath kuch aisa howa hai kay kuch kheeltay waqat ya wesay hi kahi say choot lagi hoo ?:D:

BOHAT ACHA SAWAL KIYA HAY AAP NAY BOHAT HI ACHA BALK KAMAAL KA SAWAL KIYA HAY AAP NAY . . . .
IS KA AJWAB SHAIKH RASHEED SAHAB DAIN GAY:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:

[lucky]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

BOHAT ACHA SAWAL KIYA HAY AAP NAY BOHAT HI ACHA BALK KAMAAL KA SAWAL KIYA HAY AAP NAY . . . .
IS KA AJWAB SHAIKH RASHEED SAHAB DAIN GAY:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:

:kr::kr::kr:

[Sky angel]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

1 bar lagi ho to btain

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

Toot peeni, tum dehaan se nahi chal sakti :khi:

Chalo aainda dehaan se chalna aur meri hamdardiyaan tumharay saath bhi hein :khi:

Me to dhiyaaN se hee chalty hoo'N bas cheezein dhyan se nahin bayth'tin jin se me takratee hun

toot penay hogay u

[Masood]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

assalamalikum
aaj kuch bachaon kay sath ball kheeltay hain paoun kay anghootay pay ball lagi or theek thak chot lagi , nakhun crack hoo gia beechara

aap logoo kay sath kuch aisa howa hai kay kuch kheeltay waqat ya wesay hi kahi say choot lagi hoo ?:D:

Wa salaam

Aap ki yeh umer ball khailney ki hai? Chalein yeh to btaein keh ball kaun tha? Aap hi hongi yaqinan - kyun keh ball ki tarha gol mtole to aap ho na :p

Chotein.....
Ghalban 1993 mein aik baar aik garri ka darwaza band kartey huwey left hand ka thumb darwazey mein aa geya - us waqt to kuchh mehsoos na huwa per uskey baad jab angootha ubharna shuru huwa aur jo takleef hui aur jis bechaini mein raat guzri, woh aisi thi keh Ishq ki garmi bhi uskey samney kuchh na ho :p kyun keh khoon angoothey key ander hi ander jamna shuru ho geya bahir nahin nikla aur nakhun bhi na toota....

phir doosrey roz jab hospital geya to xrays key baad yeh to yaqin ho geya keh koi break nahin hui - angoothey per aik surakh kar key sara khoon nikala - uskey kuchh arsey baad mera nakhun bhi utar geya - aur angootha bechara aisey tha jaisey murghey ki khaal utari hui ho 372-haha

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

Me to dhiyaaN se hee chalty hoo'N bas cheezein dhyan se nahin bayth'tin jin se me takratee hun

toot penay hogay u

To tum apnay aap ko dehaan se aik jagah sambhaal ke rakha karo na, pata nahi cheezein chalti phirti hein aur lag jati hein

Me ko toot peena kyoon kaha tum ne Lasooriyee

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

BOHAT ACHA SAWAL KIYA HAY AAP NAY BOHAT HI ACHA BALK KAMAAL KA SAWAL KIYA HAY AAP NAY . . . .
IS KA AJWAB SHAIKH RASHEED SAHAB DAIN GAY:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:

Yani tere taraf se wo jawaab he samjay :khi: