aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

[aabi2cool]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

Yani tere taraf se wo jawaab he samjay :khi:

ton kidray samjh dar tay naheen hogaya:kr:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

To tum apnay aap ko dehaan se aik jagah sambhaal ke rakha karo na, pata nahi cheezein chalti phirti hein aur lag jati hein

Me ko toot peena kyoon kaha tum ne Lasooriyee

kasoor cheezo'N ka hay humka nahin ..Kis nay kaha hay computer desk ko k me k raastay mein aaey ...Kis kaha hay sofay ko k me k raastay mein khara ho jaey ...kis bola closet ko k wo waheen per khari ho jahan se me nay jana ho ...........................................

u nay kaha tha me ko , me nay nahin u ko bola372-shedme nay to bola same to u 372-haha

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

kasoor cheezo'N ka hay humka nahin ..Kis nay kaha hay computer desk ko k me k raastay mein aaey ...Kis kaha hay sofay ko k me k raastay mein khara ho jaey ...kis bola closet ko k wo waheen per khari ho jahan se me nay jana ho ...........................................

u nay kaha tha me ko , me nay nahin u ko bola372-shedme nay to bola same to u 372-haha

Tum apnay aap ko non-stop train samajti ho jo cheezein tumharay raastay mein aa jati he, apna moun khool ke chala karo ainda se

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

ton kidray samjh dar tay naheen hogaya:kr:

Ub kia mein sharmaa sakta hoon teddy

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

Tum apnay aap ko non-stop train samajti ho jo cheezein tumharay raastay mein aa jati he, apna moun khool ke chala karo ainda se

Non stop train to nahin ...
per wessay pata nahin kiun yunhee chaltay phirtay , uth'tay bayth'tay wakaey chot to bht lagty hay me ko 372-shock

baqol humki amma k Eshaa zara apnay pair wekhae'N , main wekha'N inna day naal pahieey(tire) tay nahin laggay :embarasse:kr:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

Non stop train to nahin ...
per wessay pata nahin kiun yunhee chaltay phirtay , uth'tay bayth'tay wakaey chot to bht lagty hay me ko 372-shock

baqol humki amma k Eshaa zara apnay pair wekhae'N , main wekha'N inna day naal pahieey(tire) tay nahin laggay :embarasse:kr:

Eesha di bisti ho gai :kr:

[lucky]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

Wa alikum Aslam

haan g chot to lagti hai hr kisi ko...aisy hi mujhy b lag jaati hai:lpop:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

Wa alikum Aslam

haan g chot to lagti hai hr kisi ko...aisy hi mujhy b lag jaati hai:lpop:

Yeh kia jawaab hua Lasooriyee 372-haha

[.]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

Walaikum Assalam,
Anchal jee aap k bechare Nakhoon k tootne ka kafi afsos hai :( :tasali:
wese tu kai bar chote lagi hain par jo recently lagi 372-scarehowa yoon k mai gari se utar rahi thi jaisay maine gate open kia aur utarne lagi tu gari ka gate pavment se takra k mere moo pe aa laga jiss se mera MASOOM dant half toot gaya abhi tuk pain hai372-scare Dr kehte hain Niklwa do ya dobara gate marwa lo khud hi baqi ka half toot jai ga:kr:372-haha

awwww :D:

[.]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

Wa Alaikum Assalam


ahaaa372-scare kya yaad dilwa rahee hain Aanchal ji372-shock 372-shock saray ghar mein sab se zyada chot hamein hii lagty hay....din mein aik do baar to must hay..kabhi computer chair per bayth'tay computer trolly se ghutnay ki takkar ...to kabhi pair k aangoothay ka thakk kar k pc trolly ko lagna...............
kabhi aatay jatay closet se takrana........aur phir humka ye kehna her baar k ghar ki koi cheez bhi apni sahee jagah per nahin rakhi huey....sab humk raastay mein aajatee hain372-shed

aur apany room may ja k jab bed per janay lagein to wahan se pair , ghutnay , takhnay per chot lagna....kya kya dassu'N372-shock


aaj dopeher tak to bht bhala din tha....koi chot nahin lagi thi .....perwaapsee mein wo kasar bhi pooree ho gaey hum garee se niklay thay aur front door band kar hee rahay thay k cousin nay fatt se button press kar diya garee ka sheesha ooper karany k liey aur humaray hath ki dono ungliyan beecharee peesi gaen........pata to unhein jab laga jab humnay ba aawaz buland chhekh maree


aap nay to sachi zakhmo'n per namak chirakk diya..........

hehe yeh mery sath bhi aksar hota hai :khi:
pata nahi cheezian khudbakhud mery samnay kesay a jati hain 372-shock

[.]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

Wa Alaikum Aslam,

Meri taraf se sympathy kabool karo nakhun tootnay per :D Aur ainda buchon ke saath mut kheelna, kyoon ke tum bari ho gai ho :khi:

Mujay bohat ziada chootein lagein, ziada tar football aur cricket kheeltay lagein, ya bike ke accidents se jo koi 10 baar hua ho ga :lpop:her baar aalu ki tarah chil ke ghar aaya :khi:

Chand din pehlay aik choot lagi aur mazay ki baat he aik ghantay mein aik he jagah se choot lagi. Mere makan ki second story pe construction work ho raha tha to unhoon ne baans bandhay thay aur mein apni balcony se guzar raha tha ke baans maathay pe laga aur mein balcony se neechay girtay girtay bucha, phir doosri baar within one hour wohi baans phir mere maathay pe laga aur saari dunia ghoom gai :lahoul phir mein ne is baat ka badla mein ne kaam kerne walay loogon se lia 372-shed

acha un baans ka kia haal hai ab :hehe:

[.]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

BOHAT ACHA SAWAL KIYA HAY AAP NAY BOHAT HI ACHA BALK KAMAAL KA SAWAL KIYA HAY AAP NAY . . . .
IS KA AJWAB SHAIKH RASHEED SAHAB DAIN GAY:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:

aap apnay parchay sheikh Rasheed say hal karwatay they kia

[.]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

Wa salaam

Aap ki yeh umer ball khailney ki hai? Chalein yeh to btaein keh ball kaun tha? Aap hi hongi yaqinan - kyun keh ball ki tarha gol mtole to aap ho na :p

ball kia sirf bachoun kay leye bana hai





Chotein.....
Ghalban 1993 mein aik baar aik garri ka darwaza band kartey huwey left hand ka thumb darwazey mein aa geya - us waqt to kuchh mehsoos na huwa per uskey baad jab angootha ubharna shuru huwa aur jo takleef hui aur jis bechaini mein raat guzri, woh aisi thi keh Ishq ki garmi bhi uskey samney kuchh na ho :p kyun keh khoon angoothey key ander hi ander jamna shuru ho geya bahir nahin nikla aur nakhun bhi na toota....

phir doosrey roz jab hospital geya to xrays key baad yeh to yaqin ho geya keh koi break nahin hui - angoothey per aik surakh kar key sara khoon nikala - uskey kuchh arsey baad mera nakhun bhi utar geya - aur angootha bechara aisey tha jaisey murghey ki khaal utari hui ho 372-haha[/QUOTE]
hmm aap ki to theek thaak khal utri hai :p
shukar hai mera itna zakham nahi aya .:dua.bas anghoota touch na hoo kisi cheez say baki khair hai ..:D:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

hehe yeh mery sath bhi aksar hota hai :khi:
pata nahi cheezian khudbakhud mery samnay kesay a jati hain 372-shock

Haana yehee haal hay humara bhi372-scare

per jo kal lagi chot 372-shedsheeshay mein jo do ungliya"N pesee gaey haiN..bas Un k flat honay ki kasar reh gaey thi372-shock

[Masood]

Re: aap ko kabhi choot lagi hai ?

ball kia sirf bachoun kay leye bana hai

hmm aap ki to theek thaak khal utri hai :p
shukar hai mera itna zakham nahi aya .:dua.bas anghoota touch na hoo kisi cheez say baki khair hai ..:D:

:kr:jab tak nakhun sahib phir sey nahin aaya us waqt tak angootha nanga murgha lag raha tha :kr: