Ijaad!

[Masood]

Re: Ijaad!

aap ne itni explainatn di hai to theek hai aap kama lo, lakin phir bhi mujhe yeh remotefree hi bana keh dena hia, apni company ki mash-hoori keh liya:khi:, waise aisa remote ban jae ga:mm:, kion keh Fari or chuppppppppppppppp yeh to aise hi hai jaise amir ko sohna keh diya jae:kr:

:kr::kr: To phir aik bhi aik remote banata hoon jo aamir ko husn bakhsh dey - halankeh aisey kaam duniya mein kabhi hotey nahin :kr:

[Masood]

Re: Ijaad!

:mm:is se behtar ap apnay purzay baich lay uncle aj kal antique bohat mehngay bektay ha aur ap tu hazaro saal puranay antique hainapp ka khud kay baray ma kiya khiyal ha .......meri tu phir pyari pyari batian hoti ha ap tu har waqt kaway kay jasay kaien kaien kartay rhtay ha ap ka rremote bana tu zyada zarori ha

Merey jaisey zaheeno fateeno ki zaroorat to har dor mein rehti hain beti jabhi hamari qeemat mein farq nahin aata, per tum socho tum aik baar chup karti ho to sara jahan sakoon ki neend sota hai - budh key budh bajney waley siren ki seeti :D

[fari]

Re: Ijaad!

:fuming::fuming::fuming:
mujh ko nalaiq kehne wale Allah tera bhala kary..

mein nalaiq nahi ho...kum uz kum mein ap se zyada perh likha honga:dance2::dance2:

:kr:jab hogay tab bolna nalaiq

Nakhuno sey yaad aaya keh abhi merey nakhun barh gaeyhain abhi tak tarashey nahin, chalo us remote mein aisa bhi aik button ho ga ji ko dabaney sey Fari merey nakhun'trashi karey gi :p magar CHUP ho ker :D

souch lain agr main tu chup kar kay trasah do gi per nakhno kay sath ungliyan bhi kat jani ha aur phri u ki dhincho dhincho shrou ho jani ha :kr::kr:phir ap ko mute kanray kay liya log remote banay gay

[Masood]

Re: Ijaad!

souch lain agr main tu chup kar kay trasah do gi per nakhno kay sath ungliyan bhi kat jani ha aur phri u ki dhincho dhincho shrou ho jani ha :kr::kr:phir ap ko mute kanray kay liya log remote banay gay

tum trashni wali bano sahi meri ungliyan nahin kat'tin, mai ney inki insurance karwaii hui hai :dance::dance:

[fari]

Re: Ijaad!

Merey jaisey zaheeno fateeno ki zaroorat to har dor mein rehti hain beti jabhi hamari qeemat mein farq nahin aata, per tum socho tum aik baar chup karti ho to sara jahan sakoon ki neend sota hai - budh key budh bajney waley siren ki seeti :D

:kr::kr::kr:uncle ap aur zaheeno fateeno dono alag chizian hain ap kay pas tu zehan hi nahi ha :kr:han fitna zaroor hain ap dunia ko wargalanay walay me kay khilaf:zuban:per koi faida nai sab jantay ha kah ma jab bolti ho tu sab ko kina sakoon milta ha me ki pyari batian sab ko pasand ati ha

[fari]

Re: Ijaad!

tum trashni wali bano sahi meri ungliyan nahin kat'tin, mai ney inki insurance karwaii hui hai :dance::dance:

lo tab tu aur bhi achi baat ha pisay saray me ko mil jay gay u ki insurance kay kiun kah ma ungliyan nahi ab tu u ki nabs bhi kat sakti ho :kr:

[musaddaq]

Re: Ijaad!

Chamchay u ko khud se koi baat nahi atti logo ki naqal kartay ho khabi khud se bhi kuch bol liya karo
tumhara remote control tu ma tumhari mangatar ko do gi phir dekhain gay musadaq se u kasay kam wali bantay ho:kr::kr:

bijae iss keh k tum meri help kero keh mujh pe zulm na ho tum ooper s ulte kaam ker rahi ho, yeh MAsood ne jo banane ka irada kiya hia ab itna mushkil remote iss se akile to nai bana ga na, yeh uss ka software desin kerra ga or main hardware,, iss liye yeh naqal kahan se hui

[musaddaq]

Re: Ijaad!

kanjociyat tu u ma koot kott kay bhari ha Uncle agar apnay sadqa daina ho na tu is bechary ko kuch paisay day dainmujhay tu lagta ha ya hawa bhi kanjoci se khata hoga

iss main kanjoosi wli kon si baat hai,

[fari]

Re: Ijaad!

maiy koe jahaz Ijaad karon gaaa.jis say may just 20 mintures may Lahore aajaon or kuch time GTG kay baad wapias chalah jaon.kisi kopata bhi nahen chahay. or sub piyar piyaray dosto ko mil jaon.

:khi::khi:acha good ap apnay parao per khud kulhari maray gay phir tu un cartoons ko dekhnay kay liya jahaz ijad kar kay :kr:

[musaddaq]

Re: Ijaad!

:kr::kr: To phir aik bhi aik remote banata hoon jo aamir ko husn bakhsh dey - halankeh aisey kaam duniya mein kabhi hotey nahin :kr:

yeh to phir kabhi nahi hona:kr:, it means fari bhi kabhi chup nahi h sakti, mujhe fari ki chaabi mil jae na to main usse hamesha keh liya lockker doon

[fari]

Re: Ijaad!

bijae iss keh k tum meri help kero keh mujh pe zulm na ho tum ooper s ulte kaam ker rahi ho, yeh MAsood ne jo banane ka irada kiya hia ab itna mushkil remote iss se akile to nai bana ga na, yeh uss ka software desin kerra ga or main hardware,, iss liye yeh naqal kahan se hui

tum pehlay apna dimag tu dalwa lo phir koi baat karna

iss main kanjoosi wli kon si baat hai,

tum may kanjoci ki koon c baat nahi ha

[fari]

Re: Ijaad!

yeh to phir kabhi nahi hona:kr:, it means fari bhi kabhi chup nahi h sakti, mujhe fari ki chaabi mil jae na to main usse hamesha keh liya lockker doon

u jasay zalim churail admi yahi souch saktay ha kah me jasi achi pari fari ko lock kar dain per asa khabi nahi hoga u khud ka lock karlo kiun kah agr me kay samnay agay na u tu apna sar pharwa lo gay

[MeemSheenAlif]

Re: Ijaad!

:kr:jab hogay tab bolna nalaiq

:embarasse:embarasse

mein kaise saboot do k mein nalaiq nahi ho...:embarasse:embarasse
mein to khal-naik ho mein:dance2::dance2:

[fari]

Re: Ijaad!

:embarasse:embarasse

mein kaise saboot do k mein nalaiq nahi ho...:embarasse:embarasse
mein to khal-naik ho mein:dance2::dance2:

khalnaik bhi bara nalaiq tha dekha nahi film ma kasay awara gardiyan karta tha parhta nahi tha :zuban:

[MeemSheenAlif]

Re: Ijaad!

khalnaik bhi bara nalaiq tha dekha nahi film ma kasay awara gardiyan karta tha parhta nahi tha :zuban:

nahi mein ne nahi dekha mein filmein nahi dekhta...

sirf acting kurta ho...:dance2::dance2::dance2:
meri last film dekhi....OSO????