Ijaad!

[fari]

Assalam-o-alikum!

:salam:kasay hay ap sab:mm:
Iss thread ma ap ko dasna ha kah
aagr ap ko kuch ijad karnay ka moqa milay (kahnay ma koi harj nahi ha :khi:)aur ap ijaad karna chahtay ho koi chiz,
koi machine tu kiya ijaad karay gay aur kiun aur us kay fawaid batain

[MeemSheenAlif]

Re: Ijaad!

:lahoul

lo mere nam se einstein yad aya...aur einstein se ijad....
a=b=c....

kher....
mein aik aisi ghari ijad karo ga jis se sub kuch peechay ho jay....hum patharo k dor mein chalein jay..koi device na ho na koi electronics machinery....pur-sakoon mahool ho....dunyawi perhai ka nam-o-nishan na....

sirf khel kood ho...qisse kahanan ho...
amun ho bhai chara ha...

aur OIL na ho:khi::khi:

[Masood]

Re: Ijaad!

Assalam-o-alikum!

:salam:kasay hay ap sab:mm:
Iss thread ma ap ko dasna ha kah
aagr ap ko kuch ijad karnay ka moqa milay (kahnay ma koi harj nahi ha :khi:)aur ap ijaad karna chahtay ho koi chiz,

koi machine tu kiya ijaad karay gay aur kiun aur us kay fawaid batain

Wa salaam beti - Kaisi hai meri guriyah?

Haaaaaaa! Ijad.... aik aisi remote control jiska aik button dabaney sey Fari ki zuban ko tala lag jaey, aik button dabaney sey Fari bandriyon ki tarha daancney lagey, aik button dabaney sey merey liyey chaey bnaa ker laey aur aik button dabaney sey chup chaap aik jaggah beth jaey - per kahan?.......................... hazaron khawahishein aisi :lahoul

[musaddaq]

Re: Ijaad!

Wa salaam beti - Kaisi hai meri guriyah?

Haaaaaaa! Ijad.... aik aisi remote control jiska aik button dabaney sey Fari ki zuban ko tala lag jaey, aik button dabaney sey Fari bandriyon ki tarha daancney lagey, aik button dabaney sey merey liyey chaey bnaa ker laey aur aik button dabaney sey chup chaap aik jaggah beth jaey - per kahan?.......................... hazaron khawahishein aisi :lahoul

:kr:aisa ek remote control mujhe bhi bana dena yaar

[Masood]

Re: Ijaad!

:kr:aisa ek remote control mujhe bhi bana dena yaar

zaroor zaroor - mujhey patah tha aisey remote ki demand hi badi hai - fari ka mama jani ney bhi aisa aik remote book karwa diya hai :eye: - jabhi to main ney Mass Production ki tayyari kar rakhi hai - main to raton raat ameer ban jaoun ga

[Befaiz munda]

Re: Ijaad!

maiy koe jahaz Ijaad karon gaaa.jis say may just 20 mintures may Lahore aajaon or kuch time GTG kay baad wapias chalah jaon.kisi kopata bhi nahen chahay. or sub piyar piyaray dosto ko mil jaon.

[musaddaq]

Re: Ijaad!

zaroor zaroor - mujhey patah tha aisey remote ki demand hi badi hai - fari ka mama jani ney bhi aisa aik remote book karwa diya hai :eye: - jabhi to main ney Mass Production ki tayyari kar rakhi hai - main to raton raat ameer ban jaoun ga

main ne yeh kab kaha keh main iss remote keh liya payment bhi keroon ga:khi:, bulkeh aap ko to iss kaam ko sadqa-e-jaria keh tor pe kerna chahia, aisi naiki wale kaam kerain or iss ki taleem bhi phailao:kr:

[musaddaq]

Re: Ijaad!

maiy koe jahaz Ijaad karon gaaa.jis say may just 20 mintures may Lahore aajaon or kuch time GTG kay baad wapias chalah jaon.kisi kopata bhi nahen chahay. or sub piyar piyaray dosto ko mil jaon.

:comfort:koi baat nahi hum tumhian waise hi mil lain ge jigs

[Masood]

Re: Ijaad!

main ne yeh kab kaha keh main iss remote keh liya payment bhi keroon ga:khi:, bulkeh aap ko to iss kaam ko sadqa-e-jaria keh tor pe kerna chahia, aisi naiki wale kaam kerain or iss ki taleem bhi phailao:kr:

Yaar Musaddaq main qurbaniyan to bohat deta hoon per yeh merey liyey nadir moqa hai kuchh kamaney ka, kyun keh aisa remote jo Fari ki zuban per tala sakey, yeh to duniya ka aathwaan ajooba huwa na - to kuchh to kamaney do yaar :dance::dance:

[fari]

Re: Ijaad!

:lahoul

lo mere nam se einstein yad aya...aur einstein se ijad....
a=b=c....

kher....
mein aik aisi ghari ijad karo ga jis se sub kuch peechay ho jay....hum patharo k dor mein chalein jay..koi device na ho na koi electronics machinery....pur-sakoon mahool ho....dunyawi perhai ka nam-o-nishan na....

sirf khel kood ho...qisse kahanan ho...
amun ho bhai chara ha...

aur OIL na ho:khi::khi:

is se pata chalta ha kah tum kitnay nalaiq ho asi khawahisain kesi nalaiq nikamay nikhato ki hi ho sakti ha

[fari]

Re: Ijaad!

Wa salaam beti - Kaisi hai meri guriyah?

Haaaaaaa! Ijad.... aik aisi remote control jiska aik button dabaney sey Fari ki zuban ko tala lag jaey, aik button dabaney sey Fari bandriyon ki tarha daancney lagey, aik button dabaney sey merey liyey chaey bnaa ker laey aur aik button dabaney sey chup chaap aik jaggah beth jaey - per kahan?.......................... hazaron khawahishein aisi :lahoul

ap zinda ho gay unclebeti yaad agai
apki guriyah bohat achi ha


khud is liya ganjay ko nakhun nahi data GANjay uncle

[musaddaq]

Re: Ijaad!

Yaar Musaddaq main qurbaniyan to bohat deta hoon per yeh merey liyey nadir moqa hai kuchh kamaney ka, kyun keh aisa remote jo Fari ki zuban per tala sakey, yeh to duniya ka aathwaan ajooba huwa na - to kuchh to kamaney do yaar :dance::dance:

aap ne itni explainatn di hai to theek hai aap kama lo, lakin phir bhi mujhe yeh remotefree hi bana keh dena hia, apni company ki mash-hoori keh liya:khi:, waise aisa remote ban jae ga:mm:, kion keh Fari or chuppppppppppppppp yeh to aise hi hai jaise amir ko sohna keh diya jae:kr:

[MeemSheenAlif]

Re: Ijaad!

is se pata chalta ha kah tum kitnay nalaiq ho asi khawahisain kesi nalaiq nikamay nikhato ki hi ho sakti ha

:fuming::fuming::fuming:
mujh ko nalaiq kehne wale Allah tera bhala kary..

mein nalaiq nahi ho...kum uz kum mein ap se zyada perh likha honga:dance2::dance2:

[Masood]

Re: Ijaad!

ap zinda ho gay unclebeti yaad agai
apki guriyah bohat achi ha


khud is liya ganjay ko nakhun nahi data GANjay uncle

Nakhuno sey yaad aaya keh abhi merey nakhun barh gaeyhain abhi tak tarashey nahin, chalo us remote mein aisa bhi aik button ho ga ji ko dabaney sey Fari merey nakhun'trashi karey gi :p magar CHUP ho ker :D

[fari]

Re: Ijaad!

:kr:aisa ek remote control mujhe bhi bana dena yaar

Chamchay u ko khud se koi baat nahi atti logo ki naqal kartay ho khabi khud se bhi kuch bol liya karo
tumhara remote control tu ma tumhari mangatar ko do gi phir dekhain gay musadaq se u kasay kam wali bantay ho:kr::kr:

zaroor zaroor - mujhey patah tha aisey remote ki demand hi badi hai - fari ka mama jani ney bhi aisa aik remote book karwa diya hai :eye: - jabhi to main ney Mass Production ki tayyari kar rakhi hai - main to raton raat ameer ban jaoun ga

:mm:is se behtar ap apnay purzay baich lay uncle aj kal antique bohat mehngay bektay ha aur ap tu hazaro saal puranay antique hain

main ne yeh kab kaha keh main iss remote keh liya payment bhi keroon ga:khi:, bulkeh aap ko to iss kaam ko sadqa-e-jaria keh tor pe kerna chahia, aisi naiki wale kaam kerain or iss ki taleem bhi phailao:kr:

kanjociyat tu u ma koot kott kay bhari ha Uncle agar apnay sadqa daina ho na tu is bechary ko kuch paisay day dainmujhay tu lagta ha ya hawa bhi kanjoci se khata hoga

Yaar Musaddaq main qurbaniyan to bohat deta hoon per yeh merey liyey nadir moqa hai kuchh kamaney ka, kyun keh aisa remote jo Fari ki zuban per tala sakey, yeh to duniya ka aathwaan ajooba huwa na - to kuchh to kamaney do yaar :dance::dance:

app ka khud kay baray ma kiya khiyal ha .......meri tu phir pyari pyari batian hoti ha ap tu har waqt kaway kay jasay kaien kaien kartay rhtay ha ap ka rremote bana tu zyada zarori ha