~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

[Yaaram]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

Pehli``Barish: Aap ka naam?

Eshaa Chaudhry: Wo ji mera naam (sharma kr pallo ka kona marortay hoaiy)
wo ji mera naam na...

Pehli``Barish: main nay aap say aap hi ka naam pocha hay kisi or ka nahi (ghusay say) :fuming:

Eshaa Chaudhry: haan ji wohi to bata ri hon main. wo ji shaam ko
abba ji parhtay hain na wohi naam hay mera (or sharma kar)

Pehli``Barish: aap ka naam poocha hay mohtarma ccs ka question nahi.

Eshaa Chaudhry: bibi ji lagta hay aap ko to ALLAH RASOOL(SAW) ka to
pata ee nahi hay..tum to jaahil ganwar lagti ho :tauba

Pehli``Barish: tumhari ye jurrat kay mujhay jahil ganwar kaho..tum
janti ho kay main kon hon? (mujhay to tap charh gaya)

Eshaa Chaudhry: laain ji mera gift wapis karain ji...main nay nahi
dayna interview (kharay ho kar mitti jhartay hoiay kaha) (yahan main aapko batati chalon k eshaa ne mujhy kaha tha k agar main
inka interview karongi to voh mujhy khubsurat gift daingi) :embarasse

Pehli``Barish: oooh ho meri piyari seweeto bahn, wo to main mazaaq kar
rahi thi.. :comfort: aap ka piyara sa naam kiya hay? (mera dil kara kay gift
moon pe day maron magr taras aagaya bachi pe )

Eshaa Chaudhry: wo ji jo akheeri namaaz abba ji parhtay hain wohi

mera naam hay.. (phiiiiiirrrr sharmaaaaeeeeeeeee)

Pehli``Barish: kiya matlab?

Eshaa Chaudhry: wo ji aap to bilkul hi paindo ho..esha ki namaaj nee
parhi aap nay..esha hay naam mera esha chaudhry

Pehli``Barish: ye chaudhry kiya hota hay?

Eshaa Chaudhry: chaudhry ji zaat hay hamaari...ham paindo logon main
bari oonchi zaat hay ji ye chohdri.

Pehli``Barish: magar aap nay to bataya tha kay aap ki zaat aaraaeen hay?

Eshaa Chaudhry:chaudhry or aaraaeen aik hi hotay hain ji..

Pehli``Barish: ye aaraaen kiya hay..???

Eshaa Chaudhry: Aap bhi jaahil ganwar ho ..kuch pata hi nahi hay ji
aap ko to!

Pehli``Barish: meri piyaar sweet si bahn tum hi batado (khoon kay

ghont peetay hoaiy main muskraee)

Eshaa Chaudhry: aap ko to angraiji bhi nahi aati..puranay zamanay ki

baat hay kay aik angraiz hamaray gaon aaya tha..us nay angraizi

sikhanay ka school banaya
boht angraiz parhaae magr gaon walon ko bas do lafaz hi yaad
hoiy: ``R`` or ``i``..bas jo gaaon walon kay mon pe aaraaee aisa
charha kay hotay hotay aaraaen hogaya..

Pehli``Barish: waah kiya baat hay..is ka matlab hay well educated

gaaon hay..tumhari qualification kitni hay..???

Eshaa Chaudhry: main nay na ji css parh rakhaa hay...(fakhar say

akara kr)

Pehli``Barish: kiyaaaaaaaaa? css?????

Eshaa Chaudhry: aaho ji css...CHOHDRI SCHOOL OF SIWAEYYAN

Pehli``Barish: SIWAEYYANNN!?

Eshaa Chaudhry:HAAN ji main chodriyon kay gaon ki sab say achi

siwaeyyan pakaati hon,,gur khand wali..us main batashay bhi

partay hain ji

Pehli``Barish: oh i ccccc! main samjh gaee..ap to boht educated

hain :hehe:

Eshaa Chaudhry: wo ji kabhi ghuroor nahi kiya (sharma kar) :embarasse

Pehli``Barish: aap ki tareekh e paidaish kiya hay ?

Eshaa Chaudhry: 14 december 1998

Pehli``Barish: kiya matlab? tum sirf 10 saal ki ho?

Eshaa Chaudhry:ji nahi ji 10 saal main 2 maheenay kam(sharma kr)
aap ki umar kitini hay ji?

Pehli``Barish: main tumhara interveiw lay rahi hon tum mera
nahi? (boht ghusa aaya mujhay)

Eshaa Chaudhry: Phir bhi bata dain na aapa?

Pehli``Barish: whaaat!!aapaaa?tum say to main choati hon?

Eshaa Chaudhry: umr to batadain?

Pehli``Barish: wo meri umr to 9 saal hay (ab mujhay bhi sharam aagae thi) :khi:

Eshaa Chaudhry:hehehehehehehehe :khi: phnse gaeen....meri umar to ji 26
saal hay...aap hain 9 saal ki!

Pehli``Barish: (uff kitni chalako masi hay ye)ok ok ok..(main andar
hi andar khoal rahi thi) tumhara star kiya hay?

Eshaa Chaudhry:sattaar! mera sattaar to ji bas kiya abtaon aap
ko(sharma kay or lajja kar ) wo ji mera to sattaar nahi chand hay

Pehli``Barish: oh i c...i c....aap ko piyar say kis naam say pukara
jaata hay?

Eshaa Chaudhry: aap to ji saari raaz ki batain pooch lain
gi...CHANDA.. chanda kahtay hain ji mujhay piyar say

Pehli``Barish: wow boht piyara nick hay..ye kesay para tumahar
naam? :comfort:

Eshaa Chaudhry: wo ji aik dafa ki baat hay kay...wo ji aapko to pata
hi hay kay main kitni cute or pariyon jesi hon, :eye:

Pehli``Barish: haan mashaAllah bilkul chand ki tarha dikhti ho,(aap
ko to pata hay kay ye jumla main nay apnay liye kaha
tah..wrna...!!!) :hehe:

Eshaa Chaudhry: baat ye hay ji kay Fari or hala or wafa bemaar
pargaeen theen...to main nay in ki dawaaiyon kay liye chanda jama
kiya pooray pind say, tab say mujhay logon nay chanda chanda
kahna shuro krdiya (shrama kr)

Pehli``Barish: jab aap ko ghusa aata hay to kiya krti ho?

Eshaa Chaudhry: wo ji hamray saath hi aik pind hay``pegham``wahan
jati hon,wahan paindoan say maghaz maari krti hon.

Pehli``Barish: paindo!!! ye kon kon?

Eshaa Chaudhry:aap kisi ko bataain gi to nahi?

Pehli``Barish: tum nay jitni bhi batain ki hain aik bat bhi nahi
bataongi! :na:

Eshaa Chaudhry: yehi ji.hala.umeed, aanchal, masood, paindo
sialkoati, aabi, gumshuda, lagan ...bara maza aata hay,,(khush hotay hoaiy, chahray par khushi ki chamak aagae thi)

Jaari hai.......

oh tera kakh na rave journalist - aa ki kita eee - peechay chora kya hay jo abhi jari hay:kr:

[La'hasil]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

bs ji y e sara cradit eshaa ji ko jata hai jinhon ne itny achy achy
jawabaat diye :hehe:

LolZ Aap ki Sawal bhi Be'Had Achay thay :p Par Chudary ka Andaaz bhi Kamal ka tha :D

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

:kr:ahan abhi humnay sara perha hay interview:eye: ...Tusee tay chha gaey ho ji ....:blush::blush: Dekha me kinni changi changi gallein kar lety hun Interbu waalon shhay :blush::blush:

Aiwein hee to me k pind waalay me ko hunshiyar kuree boltay :blush::eye:

[La'hasil]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

:hehe: tusi gr8 ho ji... mujhy pata tha k aap he mujhy mera haq dilva sakti ho

LoLZ Haan Haan Fikar hi mat Kijye Aap :p

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

heheheh ji ji dekho shoq say dekho aap :eye:

Aey interbu karan waali shehri kuree ...u ko dassya tha na k ye munda bhi humaray pind ka hay munda sialkoty

ye na humaray yahan k Melay may BANDAR nachata hay....aur jab kabhi BANDAR na hon to khud hee ghaghra paa k nachnay lagta hay .....:kr::kr:


kiun k is ki SHAKAL wee BANDRON WARGEE HAY :kr::kr:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

oh tera kakh na rave journalist - aa ki kita eee - peechay chora kya hay jo abhi jari hay:kr:

:taubaAey hy jealous lokk

chanday hee nahin k sada wee interbu laggay :a stick:

jab kaha hay kuree nay k jaree hay to jaree rehan na dena tusee :a stick:

[Pehli``Barish]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

Boht maza aaraha hay perh k Welldone PB :phool::eye:

Lekin is bat per
OBJECTION PB dear OBJECTION hum ARAAEN NAHIN

interview to aap ne dia hai na ji :eye:

[La'hasil]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

:kr:ahan abhi humnay sara perha hay interview:eye: ...Tusee tay chha gaey ho ji ....:blush::blush: Dekha me kinni changi changi gallein kar lety hun Interbu waalon shhay :blush::blush:

Aiwein hee to me k pind waalay me ko hunshiyar kuree boltay :blush::eye:

LoLZ Waqai Pind Ki Hoshiyaar Kuri ho :p

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

interview to aap ne dia hai na ji :eye:

Per LARKI hum ARAEEN NAHIn hain ...

Interviuew nay to humaree Zaat hee badal dee :tauba:tauba

[Pehli``Barish]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

oh tera kakh na rave journalist - aa ki kita eee - peechay chora kya hay jo abhi jari hay:kr:

lagta hai aapko apna interview yaad aayaga hai :hehe:

[arshii4u]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

Aey interbu karan waali shehri kuree ...u ko dassya tha na k ye munda bhi humaray pind ka hay munda sialkoty

ye na humaray yahan k Melay may BANDAR nachata hay....aur jab kabhi BANDAR na hon to khud hee ghaghra paa k nachnay lagta hay .....:kr::kr:


kiun k is ki SHAKAL wee BANDRON WARGEE HAY :kr::kr:

achay hasay munday sialkoti ko bander bana dia kuch to hial kia hota :tasali:

[Pehli``Barish]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

LolZ Aap ki Sawal bhi Be'Had Achay thay :p Par Chudary ka Andaaz bhi Kamal ka tha :D

main to hon he achi

our chaudhry to best hain ji :eye:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

LoLZ Waqai Pind Ki Hoshiyaar Kuri ho :p

Bas ji Allah Ka karam hay kabhi ghurur nahin kitta :blush::lpop:

Poora Qaaeda munh zubani suna detee hun me ABC ka :blush::blush:

[Pehli``Barish]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

:kr:ahan abhi humnay sara perha hay interview:eye: ...Tusee tay chha gaey ho ji ....:blush::blush: Dekha me kinni changi changi gallein kar lety hun Interbu waalon shhay :blush::blush:

Aiwein hee to me k pind waalay me ko hunshiyar kuree boltay :blush::eye:

ye to main janti hon :comfort:

[Shakh-e-Tamana]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

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buhat he mazay ka interview hai yeh tu..:kr: :kr:



esha u ini siyani siyani galien kerti ho me ko tu pata he nahi tha..:hehe: :hehe: