~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

[Pehli``Barish]

Mulk ki mashoor o maroof journalist ko aap logon nay aik martaba phir zahmat di hay, ab main kiya karon main boht rahm dil type ki bandi hon :wk, is liye aik martaba apna qeemti waqt muft main is interview ki nazar kar rahi hon, :eye: ab ye muft ki bhi aap logon ko kiya bataon, pegham news paper walon nay meri payment hazam karli hay . kahtay hain kay hamari mashoori kar do phir baad main interviews ki payment krdain gay .(ye raaz ki baat hay kisi ko batani nahi hay nokri ka sawal hay) :shh:
pichli martaba yaram sahb ka iterview kiya to wo itnay mashoor hogaiy kay usa president bush nay bhi yaram ko call ki :hehe:, or mujh say bhi bushi ji ne iterview ki darkhast ki, magar aap ko to pata hi hay kay meray pas time kahan hota hay, saaf chitta inkar krdiya bushi ko (dushmano ko mashoor nahi karna na ji!) :na:

daikha aap nay kay main nay aap ka bilkul bhi waqt zaya nahi kiya or ab Eshaa chaudhry ka interview (aiwain hi bongiyan) aap bhi parh lain (kiya yaad karain gay)...:lpop:
Eshaa chaudhry ka naam sun kar hi mujhay andaza hogaya tha kay koi paindo hi hogi....or kisi pind jana paray ga dhondhtay dhondhtay kapaas ki fasal kay beech aik kunwain par paani bharti hoi Eshaa chaudhry mujhay mil hi gae main nay interview ka bola to jhat say matka sar say utara or waheen paon pasaar kar mohtarma baith gaeen..(mujhay bhi majbooran kunwain pas baithna par gaya) :pagal:

jo sawal jawab hoaiy wo aap ki nazar hain :tumain:

[ChaMpioN PaKiStaNi]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

aray 2so saal porana ...............hmmmmmmmm!

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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Oh to aaj pind Daadar Khan ki kuri Eesha devi ka interbu he...chalo me bhi watchta hoon ke us ne ki ki keya :p

[La'hasil]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

Lol PB Aap ki Tankhwa Aap ko Mil Jay gi Fikar Mat Kijye Admin Se Rabtay main hain Hum :D :p


Aur Chudary Achay Achay Jawab Denay thay :D :p

[Yaaram]

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kahan hain sawal-o-jawab?

[Pehli``Barish]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

Pehli``Barish: Aap ka naam?

Eshaa Chaudhry: Wo ji mera naam (sharma kr pallo ka kona marortay hoaiy)
wo ji mera naam na...

Pehli``Barish: main nay aap say aap hi ka naam pocha hay kisi or ka nahi (ghusay say) :fuming:

Eshaa Chaudhry: haan ji wohi to bata ri hon main. wo ji shaam ko
abba ji parhtay hain na wohi naam hay mera (or sharma kar)

Pehli``Barish: aap ka naam poocha hay mohtarma ccs ka question nahi.

Eshaa Chaudhry: bibi ji lagta hay aap ko to ALLAH RASOOL(SAW) ka to
pata ee nahi hay..tum to jaahil ganwar lagti ho :tauba

Pehli``Barish: tumhari ye jurrat kay mujhay jahil ganwar kaho..tum
janti ho kay main kon hon? (mujhay to tap charh gaya)

Eshaa Chaudhry: laain ji mera gift wapis karain ji...main nay nahi
dayna interview (kharay ho kar mitti jhartay hoiay kaha) (yahan main aapko batati chalon k eshaa ne mujhy kaha tha k agar main
inka interview karongi to voh mujhy khubsurat gift daingi) :embarasse

Pehli``Barish: oooh ho meri piyari seweeto bahn, wo to main mazaaq kar
rahi thi.. :comfort: aap ka piyara sa naam kiya hay? (mera dil kara kay gift
moon pe day maron magr taras aagaya bachi pe )

Eshaa Chaudhry: wo ji jo akheeri namaaz abba ji parhtay hain wohi

mera naam hay.. (phiiiiiirrrr sharmaaaaeeeeeeeee)

Pehli``Barish: kiya matlab?

Eshaa Chaudhry: wo ji aap to bilkul hi paindo ho..esha ki namaaj nee
parhi aap nay..esha hay naam mera esha chaudhry

Pehli``Barish: ye chaudhry kiya hota hay?

Eshaa Chaudhry: chaudhry ji zaat hay hamaari...ham paindo logon main
bari oonchi zaat hay ji ye chohdri.

Pehli``Barish: magar aap nay to bataya tha kay aap ki zaat aaraaeen hay?

Eshaa Chaudhry:chaudhry or aaraaeen aik hi hotay hain ji..

Pehli``Barish: ye aaraaen kiya hay..???

Eshaa Chaudhry: Aap bhi jaahil ganwar ho ..kuch pata hi nahi hay ji
aap ko to!

Pehli``Barish: meri piyaar sweet si bahn tum hi batado (khoon kay

ghont peetay hoaiy main muskraee)

Eshaa Chaudhry: aap ko to angraiji bhi nahi aati..puranay zamanay ki

baat hay kay aik angraiz hamaray gaon aaya tha..us nay angraizi
sikhanay ka school banaya
boht angraiz parhaae magr gaon walon ko bas do lafaz hi yaad
hoiy: ``R`` or ``i``..bas jo gaaon walon kay mon pe aaraaee aisa
charha kay hotay hotay aaraaen hogaya..

Pehli``Barish: waah kiya baat hay..is ka matlab hay well educated

gaaon hay..tumhari qualification kitni hay..???

Eshaa Chaudhry: main nay na ji css parh rakhaa hay...(fakhar say

akara kr)

Pehli``Barish: kiyaaaaaaaaa? css?????

Eshaa Chaudhry: aaho ji css...CHOHDRI SCHOOL OF SIWAEYYAN

Pehli``Barish: SIWAEYYANNN!?

Eshaa Chaudhry:HAAN ji main chodriyon kay gaon ki sab say achi

siwaeyyan pakaati hon,,gur khand wali..us main batashay bhi

partay hain ji

Pehli``Barish: oh i ccccc! main samjh gaee..ap to boht educated

hain :hehe:

Eshaa Chaudhry: wo ji kabhi ghuroor nahi kiya (sharma kar) :embarasse

Pehli``Barish: aap ki tareekh e paidaish kiya hay ?

Eshaa Chaudhry: 14 december 1998

Pehli``Barish: kiya matlab? tum sirf 10 saal ki ho?

Eshaa Chaudhry:ji nahi ji 10 saal main 2 maheenay kam(sharma kr)
aap ki umar kitini hay ji?

Pehli``Barish: main tumhara interveiw lay rahi hon tum mera
nahi? (boht ghusa aaya mujhay)

Eshaa Chaudhry: Phir bhi bata dain na aapa?

Pehli``Barish: whaaat!!aapaaa?tum say to main choati hon?

Eshaa Chaudhry: umr to batadain?

Pehli``Barish: wo meri umr to 9 saal hay (ab mujhay bhi sharam aagae thi) :khi:

Eshaa Chaudhry:hehehehehehehehe :khi: phnse gaeen....meri umar to ji 26
saal hay...aap hain 9 saal ki!

Pehli``Barish: (uff kitni chalako masi hay ye)ok ok ok..(main andar
hi andar khoal rahi thi) tumhara star kiya hay?

Eshaa Chaudhry:sattaar! mera sattaar to ji bas kiya abtaon aap
ko(sharma kay or lajja kar ) wo ji mera to sattaar nahi chand hay

Pehli``Barish: oh i c...i c....aap ko piyar say kis naam say pukara
jaata hay?

Eshaa Chaudhry: aap to ji saari raaz ki batain pooch lain
gi...CHANDA.. chanda kahtay hain ji mujhay piyar say

Pehli``Barish: wow boht piyara nick hay..ye kesay para tumahar
naam? :comfort:

Eshaa Chaudhry: wo ji aik dafa ki baat hay kay...wo ji aapko to pata
hi hay kay main kitni cute or pariyon jesi hon, :eye:

Pehli``Barish: haan mashaAllah bilkul chand ki tarha dikhti ho,(aap
ko to pata hay kay ye jumla main nay apnay liye kaha
tah..wrna...!!!) :hehe:

Eshaa Chaudhry: baat ye hay ji kay Fari or hala or wafa bemaar
pargaeen theen...to main nay in ki dawaaiyon kay liye chanda jama
kiya pooray pind say, tab say mujhay logon nay chanda chanda
kahna shuro krdiya (shrama kr)

Pehli``Barish: jab aap ko ghusa aata hay to kiya krti ho?

Eshaa Chaudhry: wo ji hamray saath hi aik pind hay``pegham``wahan
jati hon,wahan paindoan say maghaz maari krti hon.

Pehli``Barish: paindo!!! ye kon kon?

Eshaa Chaudhry:aap kisi ko bataain gi to nahi?

Pehli``Barish: tum nay jitni bhi batain ki hain aik bat bhi nahi
bataongi! :na:

Eshaa Chaudhry: yehi ji.hala.umeed, aanchal, masood, paindo
sialkoati, aabi, gumshuda, lagan ...bara maza aata hay,,(khush hotay hoaiy, chahray par khushi ki chamak aagae thi)

Jaari hai.......

[Pehli``Barish]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

aray 2so saal porana ...............hmmmmmmmm!

2so saal purana nahi blikul new

[Pehli``Barish]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

Oh to aaj pind Daadar Khan ki kuri Eesha devi ka interbu he...chalo me bhi watchta hoon ke us ne ki ki keya :p

heheheh ji ji dekho shoq say dekho aap :eye:

[Pehli``Barish]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

Lol PB Aap ki Tankhwa Aap ko Mil Jay gi Fikar Mat Kijye Admin Se Rabtay main hain Hum :D :p


Aur Chudary Achay Achay Jawab Denay thay :D :p

arry dear is say achi baat our kia hogi
agar pay mill jaygi to tumhara gift pakka :eye:

[La'hasil]

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[Pehli``Barish]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

kahan hain sawal-o-jawab?

ji ji jawabaat aagye hain dobara dekhiye :)

[La'hasil]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

arry dear is say achi baat our kia hogi
agar pay mill jaygi to tumhara gift pakka :eye:

Woww Mujhay Gift Dein gi :x Achi baat hai Abhi Masood Ko Kehti hoon Aap ki TANKHWA dey Wo Awein Bachi ka Haq Mara howa hai :D :p

[Pehli``Barish]

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bs ji y e sara cradit eshaa ji ko jata hai jinhon ne itny achy achy
jawabaat diye :hehe:

[Pehli``Barish]

Re: ~Eshaa Chaudhry ka interview~

Woww Mujhay Gift Dein gi :x Achi baat hai Abhi Masood Ko Kehti hoon Aap ki TANKHWA dey Wo Awein Bachi ka Haq Mara howa hai :D :p

:hehe: tusi gr8 ho ji... mujhy pata tha k aap he mujhy mera haq dilva sakti ho

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

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Pehli``Barish: magar aap nay to bataya tha kay aap ki zaat aaraaeen hay?

Eshaa Chaudhry:chaudhry or aaraaeen aik hi hotay hain ji..

Pehli``Barish: ye aaraaen kiya hay..???

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