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  • Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

    Originally posted by *Fari* View Post
    :kr:ustaad ap khud ko nalaiq kahtay howay achay anhi lagtay :tasali:
    mai hi ap ko naliaq kahti hoi achi laghti ho:eye:


    :tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato:




    :kr::kr::kr::kr:
    Tumhari zubaan he kaali ho jaye ager tum mujay aisa kaho :na: Ustaad ka adab kia karo fari pari, warna tumhari he bisti he, meri to bisti bhi nahi hoti ub to :kr::kr::kr:

    aur meri statement ko change mut kia karo, aur plz tum mere larkay walay moaamlaat mein dakhal mut diya karo :slap:
    :thmbup:

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    • Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

      [quote=Masood;507254]
      Originally posted by La'hasil View Post

      Mujhey pyas lagti hai to apney paas rakhi hui bottle sey pii leta hoon, water cooler to tum bant rahi ho - to bta do na tooti bhi hai :p

      kia karna hai jaan kar ?
      Zindagi Thak Gaye ..!!

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      • Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

        Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
        Fari pari chalo tumhein mera nahi to typhoid ke bacteria ka ehsaas to hua kitna cute sa hota he na red sa symetrical sa :khi:

        Inhein gaib kerna ho to mein aik minute mein gaib ker sakta hoon

        apni aankhein bund ker ke :lpop:

        unki ankhain band kar kay :lpop:ya apni ankhain band kar kay:mm:


        Originally posted by Masood View Post
        baat yeh hai keh aamir kitchen mein beth ker khana khata hai aur waiting eyes yani Yassir sahib kitchen sey bahir beth ker :lol
        :kr::kr::kr:aur ap jungle ma bath kar tonman khana khatay ha:tomato:

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        • Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

          Originally posted by *Fari* View Post
          Apna naam latay howay tumhay sharam ati ha :slap:jo har ultay kam ma tum mera naam latay ho:slap:
          :lpop: ab sab ulte kaam hian hi tumhare to tumhara naam hi lon ga main:comfort:, kabhi koi seedha or acha kaam kero gi to itni hi zaiada tareef bhi keron ga, but i knw keh tum kabhi nahi kero gi, :khi:

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          • Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

            [quote=La'hasil;507281]
            Originally posted by Masood View Post


            kia karna hai jaan kar ?
            Masood khud sheetan ki tooti he na is liye is ki nazar tooti pe bohat hoti he :bhago:
            :thmbup:

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            • Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

              Originally posted by *Fari* View Post
              unki ankhain band kar kay :lpop:ya apni ankhain band kar kay:mm:
              Kia matlab

              isay mein dhamki samjon ya waqee dhamki samjon
              :thmbup:

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              • Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

                Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                Bhoot banglay mein ager La'hasil tumhein akeela choor ke khud bahir aa gai na to tum akeelay rootay rehna, aur wahan pe tumhein kisi ne feeder bhi nahi dena chup kerwanay ke liye :kr:
                Abey kahan soya huwa hai, yeh LA'HASIL hain jo mujhey kahin chhorr kar akeli nahin jaa saktin, warna Hasil ka La toot jaey ga :D
                tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
                tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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                • Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

                  [quote=La'hasil;507277]
                  Originally posted by Masood View Post


                  Tum ko bara pata hai :slap:
                  Aap khud ko quote ker ke khud ko he maar rahi hein

                  Aaj aap ke sheher mein garmi ziada to nahi :khi:
                  :thmbup:

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                  • Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

                    Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                    Tumhari zubaan he kaali ho jaye ager tum mujay aisa kaho :na: Ustaad ka adab kia karo fari pari, warna tumhari he bisti he, meri to bisti bhi nahi hoti ub to :kr::kr::kr:

                    aur meri statement ko change mut kia karo, aur plz tum mere larkay walay moaamlaat mein dakhal mut diya karo :slap:

                    :kr::kr::kr::kr:zaban tu jhoot bolnay per kali hoti ha na:hhh:
                    maina tu hamesha such bola ha........iss liya meri zaba khabi kali nahi hhogi:lpop:

                    Mai kiun dkhal dainay lagi ap kay larkay ya larki honay per:blush:...meray liya tu ap meray ustaad ha...ab ap Aamir khatoon:eye: ki surat ma ho ya Bhalo kay:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:

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                    • Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

                      Originally posted by La'hasil View Post
                      Shurrup :slap:
                      spelling sahih kiya karo: asal spelling hain: syrup :p
                      tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
                      tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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                      • Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

                        Originally posted by musaddaq View Post
                        :lpop: ab sab ulte kaam hian hi tumhare to tumhara naam hi lon ga main:comfort:, kabhi koi seedha or acha kaam kero gi to itni hi zaiada tareef bhi keron ga, but i knw keh tum kabhi nahi kero gi, :khi:
                        Khabardaar jo meri shagirdni fari pari ke baray mein kuch bhi boola to :slap:

                        Aisi larki to charaag le ke dhoonday bhi nahi milti








                        itni kaali jo he :bhago:
                        :thmbup:

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                        • Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

                          Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                          Meri aik baat moun khool ke sun lo

                          Mein aisa larka nahi hoon, is ka matlab yeh nahi ke mein larka he nahi hoon

                          Mein larka hoon :na:
                          aur tum bhi sun lo aisey larkey nahin ho to waisey to ho gey na waison larkon ka elaaj hai merey paas :p
                          tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
                          tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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                          • Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

                            Originally posted by Masood View Post
                            Abey kahan soya huwa hai, yeh LA'HASIL hain jo mujhey kahin chhorr kar akeli nahin jaa saktin, warna Hasil ka La toot jaey ga :D

                            Khush Fehmi ka ilaaj karwao :slap:
                            Zindagi Thak Gaye ..!!

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                            • Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

                              Originally posted by Masood View Post
                              Abey kahan soya huwa hai, yeh LA'HASIL hain jo mujhey kahin chhorr kar akeli nahin jaa saktin, warna Hasil ka La toot jaey ga :D
                              Mein yeh to nahi jaanta ke hasil ka la tootay ga ya kia, haan itna jaanta hoon ke tu baaz aa ja warna teri koi na koi hadi zaroor toot jaye gi :lol
                              :thmbup:

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                              • Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

                                Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post

                                Aap khud ko quote ker ke khud ko he maar rahi hein

                                Aaj aap ke sheher mein garmi ziada to nahi :khi:
                                Masood ko keh rahi hon Dehaan say dekho
                                Zindagi Thak Gaye ..!!

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