Aiye Aur Baataiye

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

:kr::kr::kr::kr:zaban tu jhoot bolnay per kali hoti ha na:hhh:
maina tu hamesha such bola ha........iss liya meri zaba khabi kali nahi hhogi:lpop:

Mai kiun dkhal dainay lagi ap kay larkay ya larki honay per:blush:...meray liya tu ap meray ustaad ha...ab ap Aamir khatoon:eye: ki surat ma ho ya Bhalo kay:kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:

:fuming::fuming::fuming:

Mujay ghusa mut charhao

warna













me roo paron ga

[fari]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

:lpop: ab sab ulte kaam hian hi tumhare to tumhara naam hi lon ga main:comfort:, kabhi koi seedha or acha kaam kero gi to itni hi zaiada tareef bhi keron ga, but i knw keh tum kabhi nahi kero gi, :khi:

ap ghalt ha:slap: aur ghalt kam bhi ap kartay hain:slap:
meray kamo ko choro aur khud koi dhang kakam karo:slap:

Kia matlab

isay mein dhamki samjon ya waqee dhamki samjon

:khi:maina tu simple sa sawal poucha ha:blush: ustaad.............apnay tu ankhain hi bahir nikal li kiya ma ab unko gootiya bana kar khielo:eye:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

aur tum bhi sun lo aisey larkey nahin ho to waisey to ho gey na waison larkon ka elaaj hai merey paas :p

Acha to aisay larkon ke liye vaccine tumharay zehar se banti he kia :kr:

[La'hasil]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

spelling sahih kiya karo: asal spelling hain: syrup :p

Tum Dehaan do aur wohi parho tu main nay kaha hai :hathora

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

Masood ko keh rahi hon Dehaan say dekho

Muj per dhamki nahi chalay gi, mein to aap bohat bara badmaash hoon

Batao fari inhein mere ghun

Mein ne ainak pehan ke dekha he, aap ne jisay quote kia he us per bhi aap ka he naam he :lpop:

[fari]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

Khabardaar jo meri shagirdni fari pari ke baray mein kuch bhi boola to :slap:

Aisi larki to charaag le ke dhoonday bhi nahi milti


itni kaali jo he :bhago:

nalaiq ustaad:slap: sunglasses utar kar dekha karo :kr:

:fuming::fuming::fuming:

Mujay ghusa mut charhao

warna

me roo paron ga

:kr:Maina khabi kisi bhalo ko rotay nahi dekha.....ap ko kitna aur ghusa dilwao kay ap roo paray gay:eye:...kiya ajj mujhay dekhna nasib hoga:hhh:

[Masood]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

[quote=La'hasil;507277]

Tum ko bara pata hai :slap:

ab tumhein jantey huwey itna arsa to ho chuka hai na :p

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

ap ghalt ha:slap: aur ghalt kam bhi ap kartay hain:slap:
meray kamo ko choro aur khud koi dhang kakam karo:slap:





:khi:maina tu simple sa sawal poucha ha:blush: ustaad.............apnay tu ankhain hi bahir nikal li kiya ma ab unko gootiya bana kar khielo:eye:

Us insan ki aankhon ki gootiyaan bana ker kheelo gi jo loogon ki aankhon ki gootiyaan bana ker kheelta he :na:

Mein tumhein tumharay mazmoom makasad mein kabi kaamyab nahi honay doon ga, aur waise bhi tum aaj tak kisi imtehaan mein kaamyaab thoori hui ho, buchpan se he fail hoti aai ho :tauba

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

Khush Fehmi ka ilaaj karwao :slap:

Isay aik meri taraf se bhi laga dein, mere rooh ko sakoon, dil ko chain aur gurday mein thundak per jaye gi :blush:

[fari]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

Us insan ki aankhon ki gootiyaan bana ker kheelo gi jo loogon ki aankhon ki gootiyaan bana ker kheelta he :na:

Mein tumhein tumharay mazmoom makasad mein kabi kaamyab nahi honay doon ga, aur waise bhi tum aaj tak kisi imtehaan mein kaamyaab thoori hui ho, buchpan se he fail hoti aai ho :tauba

:khi:haan na makfat-e-amal:kr:jasa karo gay wasa bharo gay:khi:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

nalaiq ustaad:slap: sunglasses utar kar dekha karo :kr:





:kr:Maina khabi kisi bhalo ko rotay nahi dekha.....ap ko kitna aur ghusa dilwao kay ap roo paray gay:eye:...kiya ajj mujhay dekhna nasib hoga:hhh:

:kr::kr::kr:ager mein sun glasses utaar ker dekhta to tum kehti ke sun-glasses laga ker dakha karo, tumhari aik zubaan to hay he nahi multi-tongu kuri ho tum :kr:tumharay liye jo mein ne tareef ki tumhein pasand to aai ho gi :kr:

Tum ne kabi bhaalu ko rootay huay nahi dekha, dekho bhi kese, bhaalu bandriyon ke ilaqay mein paye jo nahi jatay :kr:

[Masood]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

Khush Fehmi ka ilaaj karwao :slap:

Kitni baar karwaoun - har baar aik hi jawab milta hai - Amna udaas ho jaey gi :lol

Mein yeh to nahi jaanta ke hasil ka la tootay ga ya kia, haan itna jaanta hoon ke tu baaz aa ja warna teri koi na koi hadi zaroor toot jaye gi :lol

Meri hadiyaan mazeed nahin toot saktin - jo zarbein lagna thin lag chuki hain, ab tumhari bari hai badey chhupey rustam sabit huwey ho :lol

Acha to aisay larkon ke liye vaccine tumharay zehar se banti he kia :kr:

Zehar key elawa bhi merey paas bohat kuchh hai - akeley mein milna phir khilaoun ga

Tum Dehaan do aur wohi parho tu main nay kaha hai :hathora

Achha to mera dheyaan tum baant leti ho to main kya khaak parhoon :lol

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

:khi:haan na makfat-e-amal:kr:jasa karo gay wasa bharo gay:khi:

meri shagirdni ho ke mere saath mushkil mushkil lafaz boolti ho, tumhein nahi pata ke tumharay honehaar ustaad ko itnay mushkil lafzon ka terjma nahi aata :slap:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

Meri hadiyaan mazeed nahin toot saktin - jo zarbein lagna thin lag chuki hain, ab tumhari bari hai badey chhupey rustam sabit huwey ho :lol




Zehar key elawa bhi merey paas bohat kuchh hai - akeley mein milna phir khilaoun ga

Yaar tere ander to calcium ka confidence he :khi:

Chal theek he akeelay milna kisi ko pata na chalay, phir tera kisi ko bhi pata nahi chalay ga :lpop:

[La'hasil]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

Isay aik meri taraf se bhi laga dein, mere rooh ko sakoon, dil ko chain aur gurday mein thundak per jaye gi :blush:

Main ithni Achi nahin hoon kay kisii ko Sakoon aur thandak Poonchao'n :p