Aiye Aur Baataiye

[Masood]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

humain tu mil hi jata hai..lagta hai loog taras rahey hainn :comfort:

:comfort:Koi baat nahin koi baat nahin jab baham hongey to sari piyaas bujh jaey gi un ki :p

[Masood]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

Aho Tum Jaise Hi Hotay HaiN Wo :p

zuban sey to tum bhi aisi hi lag rahi ho :p

[aquari]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

Wohi tu Qabar main tangein hain maghar Larki Chariney say Baaz Nahin Atay

Masood kay liye Gana



Budhay Babbay nay Billo Day Wal Takya
Mocha'n Wat kay taey Thora Thora Hasya
Taey Nalay Kita Kao'n Kao'n :D

is umer main koi or kaam jo nahi hotaa..soochtey hain jati baharoo k mazey tu ley lainn,...:D
hooroo ki tamna tu poori honi nahi kunk woh tu jannat main hongii

Issey chherrna nahin boltey issey TAPNA boltey hain :lol

chir kr tappa hi jata haii...or aisey main salook bhi yehi kya jata haii

[La'hasil]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

:khi: tu bus aaj sey sarii mohabbat ki acting band

HaaN Bilkul Aaj say hum yeh kahein gay


Hum Boleinnnnnnn Bandooqo'n Ki Zuban :blush:

[Masood]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

Wohi tu Qabar main tangein hain maghar Larki Chariney say Baaz Nahin Atay

Masood kay liye Gana



Budhay Babbay nay Billo Day Wal Takya
Mocha'n Wat kay taey Thora Thora Hasya
Taey Nalay Kita Kao'n Kao'n :D

:kr:

Qabar mein to tumhari bhi tangein hain Maii Amna (meri naani ka naam tha :lol)

:slap:kitni baar kaha hai keh sab key samney merey peechhey gaaney gati hui na aya karo - me ko sharmoo aati hai :blush:

[La'hasil]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

mundy ki wat lgaany ko dil chahta hai

shaheen ki taang khenchany ko dil chahta hai or zor sayyy...........:slap: :hehe:


bus u hee ko bewaqoof bnaany ko dil chahta hai jo k wo already hai:hehe:


or musaddaq ko hammer maarny ko dil chahta hai

Yeh Baqi Sab tu theek hai Maghar Aap ki list main yeh mera kia kaam :slap:

[Masood]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

is umer main koi or kaam jo nahi hotaa..soochtey hain jati baharoo k mazey tu ley lainn,...:D
hooroo ki tamna tu poori honi nahi kunk woh tu jannat main hongii



chir kr tappa hi jata haii...or aisey main salook bhi yehi kya jata haii

Hoorein jannat mein hongi na - auratein to dozakh mein hongi :lol :lol

[Masood]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

HaaN Bilkul Aaj say hum yeh kahein gay


Hum Boleinnnnnnn Bandooqo'n Ki Zuban :blush:

Tum MQM mein bharti to nahin ho gaii - znana sultan rahi :D

[Masood]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

Yeh Baqi Sab tu theek hai Maghar Aap ki list main yeh mera kia kaam :slap:

shaitan har jagah paya jata hai :lol :lol

[La'hasil]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

Thali vich qeema aey
lokaan laii tu naukrani aey
merey laii reema aey

nahin nahin tum to Meera Ji ho

wo REEMA JEE Ab REEMA KHAN ho gaye hai :D

apney alfaaz sahih istimaal karo - woh CHEETI nahin balkeh CHITTEY SAR wali hai

Khabardar Jo Masoom Bachi ko khuch kaha tu /slap

[Masood]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

wo REEMA JEE Ab REEMA KHAN ho gaye hai :D





Khabardar Jo Masoom Bachi ko khuch kaha tu /slap

Reema Khan :cc: - Yani Imran Khan ki sister? :lol

aur khabardar jo masoomon mein ussey shamil kiya to, masoom bura maan jaein gey :p

[La'hasil]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

to masoom mein aur masood mein kya farq hai - aik hi cheez key do naam hai na chanda

Ithney Buray Halaat nahin aey abhi meray par hunh

zuban sey to tum bhi aisi hi lag rahi ho :p

Dosray lAfzo'n Main yeh batana chah rahay ho kay Bolti hoi HASEEN lAGTI hoon tumhian :p

Qabar mein to tumhari bhi tangein hain Maii Amna (meri naani ka naam tha )

kitni baar kaha hai keh sab key samney merey peechhey gaaney gati hui na aya karo - me ko sharmoo aati hai

Tumhare Nani tu khair kisi Surat main nahin ho sakhti Albata tumharay Bacho'n ki Ho Sakhti hoon :">

Tum MQM mein bharti to nahin ho gaii - znana sultan rahi

Tumharay Sath raho'n gi tu ab khuch na khuch tu Asar ho ga hi na tumhara hunh

shaitan har jagah paya jata hai

Appna Logo'n ko mat batao Pehlay hi tumhain Khassa jantay hian Log :p

[La'hasil]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

Reema Khan :cc: - Yani Imran Khan ki sister? :lol

aur khabardar jo masoomon mein ussey shamil kiya to, masoom bura maan jaein gey :p

Nahin Shahrukh Khan ki Sister :p


Tum tu Nahin bura mano gay na :p baqi ki mujhay perwa nahin :blush:

[aquari]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

aur khabardar jo masoomon mein ussey shamil kiya to, masoom bura maan jaein gey :p

bura woh manain gey jo khud ko masoom kehtey hain pr hai nahi

Khabardar Jo Masoom Bachi ko khuch kaha tu /slap

thankyou dear..
in ka tu kaam hi hai masoomoo ko tang krnaa

Hoorein jannat mein hongi na - auratein to dozakh mein hongi :lol :lol

ha app jaisoo k Aag main bhoon rahi hongii :kr:..after all koi tu time pass hona chahyeaa

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Aiye Aur Baataiye

Asalam-o-Alikum

Kaise HaiN Aap Sab ?

Socha Aap logo'N Say Chund Sawalat Kiye JaeiN hO Sakhta hai Mazay Rahay

Chaliye Friends Bataiye PEGHAM kay

KIs Member ki Waat Lagney ko Dil karta hai ?

Kis Ki Tang Kachney Ko MaNN karta hai ?

Kis ko Bewaqoof Banney ko MaNN Karta hai ?

Kis ko HAMMER Marney ko Dil karta hai :d

Chalein Ayein Aur in Sab Sawalo'n Kay Jawab Dijye :rose

Khush Rahiye :rose

Wa.Salaam :)

Mein to aisa larka he nahi hoon jo kisi ko dukh doon
Mein ne aaj tak kabi chiyoonti tak ko kharish tak nahi ki :blush:
Aik musalsal shareef aur lagataar masoom insaan se aap aur kia expect karein gi :embarasse




Haan bus kabi kabi dil kerta he ke

Musaddaq ko 5000 volt ki current lagaon :blush:
Masood per concentrated Hydrosulphuric acid phainkon
Khalil per khoolta hua paani phainkon :pak1:
Abid ko paker ker formaline ke Jar mein daal doon aur preserve ker doon :embarasse
Fari ko ouper aik boori kainchway ki phaink doon
La'Hasil ko Boot Banglay le ja ker bahir ka derwaza bund ker doon :blush:

Kisi science daan ne bhi kia khoob kaha tha mere liye

Dil he choota sa
Chooti si aasha