Mudaii Sust Gawah Chust

[Masood]

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hahahhaha Koi Baat Nahin Hawas Jab Banday kay kaam na kar rahay ho tu Koi ki koi baat kar jata hai wo :p

Yani tum kehna chaah rahi ho keh tumhein dekh ker merey hawaas bakhta ho jatey hain - kitni KHOOOOOOFsurat ho na tum :p

[fari]

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Yani tum kehna chaah rahi ho keh tumhein dekh ker merey hawaas bakhta ho jatey hain - kitni KHOOOOOOFsurat ho na tum :p

:hehe: uncle kiun jhoot bol rahay ho ..........ap kay tu hawass pehlay se hi bakhta fakhta hain:kr:

[Masood]

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:hehe: uncle kiun jhoot bol rahay ho ..........ap kay tu hawass pehlay se hi bakhta fakhta hain:kr:

Bacha main jaldi mei na hota to tumhari bhi fakhtaein urra deta :khi:

[fari]

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Bacha main jaldi mei na hota to tumhari bhi fakhtaein urra deta :khi:

ya dialogue hamesha app martay hain jab ap ki watt lag chuki hoti ha:tasali:
hosla ya medaan chorany ka acha bahana ha:tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato:

[shahid_naman]

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ya dialogue hamesha app martay hain jab ap ki watt lag chuki hoti ha:tasali:
hosla ya medaan chorany ka acha bahana ha:tomato::tomato::tomato::tomato:

watt aur tum... tum sirf gusa karna jantee ho aur bus

[fari]

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watt aur tum... tum sirf gusa karna jantee ho aur bus

Watt aur nomi phalwan:tasali: ya nhi mumkin:na:
Aur meri kiya majal kay ma ap per ghusa karo:lpop:

[BUS U HE]

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Assalamo allaikum

Main aap sey aik mazzey ki baat share karna chahta hoon...

Denmark sey aik aadmi apni bivi key saath aaj sey 8 saal pehley Pakistan geya, wahan jaa ker apni bivi sey kehta hai keh mujhey doosri shadi karney ki ijazat do, bivi ney inkaar kar diya. Is per us ney apni bivi ko qatal kar diya aur bhag ker Denmark wapis aa geya.

8 saal guzar gaey. Last year usney Insurance claime kar di keh uski bivi ko Pakistan mein kisi ney qatal kar diya hai uski insurance chahiyey. Insurance walon ko is per shak huwa, unhon ney case police mein dey diya - police ney tafteesh ki to patah chala keh wohi apni bivi ka qatil hai. Ussey las summer mein police ney ander kar diya!

Courte mein case key liyey police ko gawahon ki zaroorat thi, police waley uskey gaoun pakistan pohanchey aur 14 afraad ko apney kharchey per Denmark laey aur unsey adalat mein gawahi dilaii - is "journey" mein un 14 afraad ko super hotel mein rakha geya, unhein aala libas dilwaya geya aur unkey jaib kharch poilice department ney diya.

Magar adalat ney mazeed gawah mangey to police waley aik baar phir pakistan gaey aur mazeed 4 log gawahii deney ko tayyar huwey.

Ab jab woh 4 log pakistan sey gawahii deney idher Denmark aaey, jis hotel mein woh muqeem they, raaton raat woh sabhi wahan sey frar ho gaey :khi: - aur yeh note chhorr gaey keh pakistan sey europe aaney key lakhon rupee lagtey hain hamari to lottery nikal aai keh ham muft hi idher aa gaey :tauba

Ab doosrey din adalat lagi aur gawah ghaib - isko kehtey hain, mudaii sust gawah chust :kr:

wah kya baat hai pakistanioo kiiii...:khi:gora jitni be taraki ker lay lakin hum logooo say poora nahi per sakta:D

[ummid]

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Watt aur nomi phalwan:tasali: ya nhi mumkin:na:
Aur meri kiya majal kay ma ap per ghusa karo:lpop:

:hehe:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

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Yaar mujay bhi bulao gawahi ke liye, me wapis pakistan mein aa jaon ga, phir mein 5 saal ka multiple visa hasil karon ga anay puranay record ki base pe :hehe:

[shahid_naman]

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Watt aur nomi phalwan:tasali: ya nhi mumkin:na:
Aur meri kiya majal kay ma ap per ghusa karo:lpop:

nahi fari ge app gusa be kar lati haan aur mantee be nahi haan...

Yaar mujay bhi bulao gawahi ke liye, me wapis pakistan mein aa jaon ga, phir mein 5 saal ka multiple visa hasil karon ga anay puranay record ki base pe :hehe:

jayo ge app ko agar baja to app kabi nahi ana wala:khi:

[fari]

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nahi fari ge app gusa be kar lati haan aur mantee be nahi haan...

ghusa tu ap hi dekha rahay hian abhi!!!!:tasali:nomi phalwan jee:khi:

[shahid_naman]

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ghusa tu ap hi dekha rahay hian abhi!!!!:tasali:nomi phalwan jee:khi:

app jetni marzi kosish kar laan phalwan kah ka ma gusa karnay wala nahi..

[fari]

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app jetni marzi kosish kar laan phalwan kah ka ma gusa karnay wala nahi..

:tasali:mai samjh sakti ho ap ghusay ko kam karnay kay lia asay hil rahay hain:kr: asa kuch nahi honay wala pani piya dhanda pani piya:khi:

[shahid_naman]

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:tasali:mai samjh sakti ho ap ghusay ko kam karnay kay lia asay hil rahay hain:kr: asa kuch nahi honay wala pani piya dhanda pani piya:khi:

esay drust karay aur dehan sa lekha karay

[fari]

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esay drust karay aur dehan sa lekha karay

:khi:ap dhanda pani pie lijiya :tasali: ghusay ma danda na othaye:lpop: