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    Assalamo allaikum

    Main aap sey aik mazzey ki baat share karna chahta hoon...

    Denmark sey aik aadmi apni bivi key saath aaj sey 8 saal pehley Pakistan geya, wahan jaa ker apni bivi sey kehta hai keh mujhey doosri shadi karney ki ijazat do, bivi ney inkaar kar diya. Is per us ney apni bivi ko qatal kar diya aur bhag ker Denmark wapis aa geya.

    8 saal guzar gaey. Last year usney Insurance claime kar di keh uski bivi ko Pakistan mein kisi ney qatal kar diya hai uski insurance chahiyey. Insurance walon ko is per shak huwa, unhon ney case police mein dey diya - police ney tafteesh ki to patah chala keh wohi apni bivi ka qatil hai. Ussey las summer mein police ney ander kar diya!

    Courte mein case key liyey police ko gawahon ki zaroorat thi, police waley uskey gaoun pakistan pohanchey aur 14 afraad ko apney kharchey per Denmark laey aur unsey adalat mein gawahi dilaii - is "journey" mein un 14 afraad ko super hotel mein rakha geya, unhein aala libas dilwaya geya aur unkey jaib kharch poilice department ney diya.

    Magar adalat ney mazeed gawah mangey to police waley aik baar phir pakistan gaey aur mazeed 4 log gawahii deney ko tayyar huwey.

    Ab jab woh 4 log pakistan sey gawahii deney idher Denmark aaey, jis hotel mein woh muqeem they, raaton raat woh sabhi wahan sey frar ho gaey :khi: - aur yeh note chhorr gaey keh pakistan sey europe aaney key lakhon rupee lagtey hain hamari to lottery nikal aai keh ham muft hi idher aa gaey :tauba

    Ab doosrey din adalat lagi aur gawah ghaib - isko kehtey hain, mudaii sust gawah chust :kr:
    tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
    tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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    Re: Mudaii Sust Gawah Chust

    Originally posted by Masood View Post
    Assalamo allaikum

    Main aap sey aik mazzey ki baat share karna chahta hoon...

    Denmark sey aik aadmi apni bivi key saath aaj sey 8 saal pehley Pakistan geya, wahan jaa ker apni bivi sey kehta hai keh mujhey doosri shadi karney ki ijazat do, bivi ney inkaar kar diya. Is per us ney apni bivi ko qatal kar diya aur bhag ker Denmark wapis aa geya.

    8 saal guzar gaey. Last year usney Insurance claime kar di keh uski bivi ko Pakistan mein kisi ney qatal kar diya hai uski insurance chahiyey. Insurance walon ko is per shak huwa, unhon ney case police mein dey diya - police ney tafteesh ki to patah chala keh wohi apni bivi ka qatil hai. Ussey las summer mein police ney ander kar diya!

    Courte mein case key liyey police ko gawahon ki zaroorat thi, police waley uskey gaoun pakistan pohanchey aur 14 afraad ko apney kharchey per Denmark laey aur unsey adalat mein gawahi dilaii - is "journey" mein un 14 afraad ko super hotel mein rakha geya, unhein aala libas dilwaya geya aur unkey jaib kharch poilice department ney diya.

    Magar adalat ney mazeed gawah mangey to police waley aik baar phir pakistan gaey aur mazeed 4 log gawahii deney ko tayyar huwey.

    Ab jab woh 4 log pakistan sey gawahii deney idher Denmark aaey, jis hotel mein woh muqeem they, raaton raat woh sabhi wahan sey frar ho gaey :khi: - aur yeh note chhorr gaey keh pakistan sey europe aaney key lakhon rupee lagtey hain hamari to lottery nikal aai keh ham muft hi idher aa gaey :tauba

    Ab doosrey din adalat lagi aur gawah ghaib - isko kehtey hain, mudaii sust gawah chust :kr:
    :kr::kr::kr::kr::kr:

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    • #3
      Re: Mudaii Sust Gawah Chust

      :kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr::kr: wah kia shandar tarkka hai:kr::kr::kr:
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      • #4
        Re: Mudaii Sust Gawah Chust

        :kr::kr::kr::kr:

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        • #5
          Re: Mudaii Sust Gawah Chust

          walekum salaam

          masood bhai agar mai ghalt nahe to ap bi denmark 1 sal pehlay he gaye hain.

          mujhay copenhagen ka tivoli park bohoooooooot pasand aya.
          Last edited by zahid; 4 August 2007, 21:19.
          jo bhi maangna hai khuda se maang aye akbar
          yahi woh dar hai jahan aabroo nahi jaati

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          • #6
            Re: Mudaii Sust Gawah Chust

            muss ich tot lachen, :khi:sry
            yah europen bhi bodho hain, wesay masood bhai aisa hota nahi hain, morder usnay pk main kiya case bhi udher hi chalna chahay, ha insurnce wallay dhoka dhai ka case karsaktay hain,
            Last edited by D@y W@lk3r; 4 August 2007, 21:26.
            ya Allah sab ko apney hifz-o-amaan main rakh

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            • #7
              Re: Mudaii Sust Gawah Chust

              oh shit
              ma keyu nahi gaya un ka sath...
              massod bhai app un ko mara message daan ma gavahe dana k leya tayar hoon:khi:
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              • #8
                Re: Mudaii Sust Gawah Chust

                Originally posted by D@y [EMAIL="W@lk3r View Post
                yah"]W@lk3r;491388]yah[/EMAIL] europen bhi bodho hain,
                koi budho nahe hain lekin pakistani zyada chalak hain
                jo bhi maangna hai khuda se maang aye akbar
                yahi woh dar hai jahan aabroo nahi jaati

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                • #9
                  Re: Mudaii Sust Gawah Chust

                  hahahhahah koi Tumharay Jaisa hi ho ga :p
                  Zindagi Thak Gaye ..!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Mudaii Sust Gawah Chust

                    Originally posted by zahid View Post
                    walekum salaam

                    masood bhai agar mai ghalt nahe to ap bi denmark 1 sal pehlay he gaye hain.

                    mujhay copenhagen ka tivoli park bohoooooooot pasand aya.
                    en

                    Wa salaam Zahid

                    Nice to see you back dost :)

                    Nahin mujhey Denmark mein rehtey huwey more than 22 saal ho gaey hain :)

                    Haan Tivoli yahan ki main attraction hai - aur khaas ker december mein jahan shadeed sardi mein full lighting mein open hoti hai :)
                    tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
                    tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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                    • #11
                      Re: Mudaii Sust Gawah Chust

                      Originally posted by D@y W@lk3r View Post
                      muss ich tot lachen, :khi:sry
                      yah europen bhi bodho hain, wesay masood bhai aisa hota nahi hain, morder usnay pk main kiya case bhi udher hi chalna chahay, ha insurnce wallay dhoka dhai ka case karsaktay hain,
                      Nahin Walker - mera khiyaal hai keh yeh case Denmark hi ka banta hai keh woh banda DK resident hai - to jab yeh log apney resident ki hifazat ka zimma letey hain, usi tarha yeh qatal waghera ko dekhtey hain...
                      tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
                      tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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                      • #12
                        Re: Mudaii Sust Gawah Chust

                        Originally posted by zahid View Post
                        koi budho nahe hain lekin pakistani zyada chalak hain
                        Pakistani chalak nahin, balkeh pakistan key image ko badnaam karwaney sey daregh nahin kartey na :D
                        tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
                        tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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                        • #13
                          Re: Mudaii Sust Gawah Chust

                          Originally posted by La'hasil View Post
                          hahahhahah koi Tumharay Jaisa hi ho ga :p
                          Ji ji un mein aik tumharey jaisa tapori tha :p
                          tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
                          tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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                          • #14
                            Re: Mudaii Sust Gawah Chust

                            Originally posted by Masood View Post
                            Ji ji un mein aik tumharey jaisa tapori tha :p
                            Ghalti Lag rahi hai tumhain Meray Jaisa Nahin Koi Ho Sakhta :p
                            Zindagi Thak Gaye ..!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Mudaii Sust Gawah Chust

                              Originally posted by La'hasil View Post
                              Ghalti Lag rahi hai tumhain Meray Jaisa Nahin Koi Ho Sakhta :p
                              haan sach kah rahi ho tum ho hi na'yaab pasorri :p
                              tumharey bas mein agar ho to bhool jao mujhey
                              tumhein bhulaney mein shayid mujhey zamana lagey

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