kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

[ummid]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Aap baar baar achi larkiyon ki rutt kyoon laga rahi hein, aap ne jitni baar achi larkiyaan kaha ub to wo bhi buri larkiyaan lagnay lagi hein :kr:

Joke apart, aap to sub se achi larki hein :blush:

koi zarorat nahi:na: ... jo aap ne paihle kaih diya woh kaafi tha.. ab khabrdar jo hume kuch bhi kaha tu....

[shy]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

PG ke sabi gadhon aur bakriyon ko meri taraf se :slap:


Yeh jaantay huay bhi ke mein aik musalsal acha aur lagataar be-zarar insaan hoon phir bhi kisi ko taufeeq nahi hui ke ke mera haal pooch sakay...aakhir mein ne aap loogon ka kia bigaara he :chair: :fuming: :a stick:


Mujay eid ke doosray din jub mein bohat suj dhuj ke sham honay se pehlay apni gali se bahir nikla to aik bail (ox) ne mujay zoor daar taker maari

aur mein yeh bhi jaanta hoon ke aap loog meri bajaye us bail ka haal poocho ge, is ke liye aap ko advance mein he :slap:

koi baat nahi:comfort: aap ne shaed us bail ki ghaas kha li thi isi leay us ne mara:khi: next mat khaeay ga pleejj:na:

[aabi2cool]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

PG ke sabi gadhon aur bakriyon ko meri taraf se :slap:


Yeh jaantay huay bhi ke mein aik musalsal acha aur lagataar be-zarar insaan hoon phir bhi kisi ko taufeeq nahi hui ke ke mera haal pooch sakay...aakhir mein ne aap loogon ka kia bigaara he :chair: :fuming: :a stick:


Mujay eid ke doosray din jub mein bohat suj dhuj ke sham honay se pehlay apni gali se bahir nikla to aik bail (ox) ne mujay zoor daar taker maari

aur mein yeh bhi jaanta hoon ke aap loog meri bajaye us bail ka haal poocho ge, is ke liye aap ko advance mein he :slap:

hahahahahah kisi nay such hoi kaha hy k gaday aur bail ki apas main kabhi naheen banti...:kr: ..aap ny wo kahani to apni school ki kitab main zaroor parhi ho gi k jis main aik kisan ka aik gadha aur bail hoty hain aur gadha bail k marny ki dua karta .....lagta hy bail ny apni us baat ka bdla lia hy gaday se...:lpop:

[Eshaa Chaudhry]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Mujay eid ke doosray din jub mein bohat suj dhuj ke sham honay se pehlay apni gali se bahir nikla to aik bail (ox) ne mujay zoor daar taker maari

aur mein yeh bhi jaanta hoon ke aap loog meri bajaye us bail ka haal poocho ge, is ke liye aap ko advance mein he :slap:

:kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

oooops Sorry Dear perh k hunsi aa gaeey thi :embarasse
....wessay wo bail baycharay nay aapko apna bhai band samjh k hee patkha hoga:khi: ........patakhnay ki game khelna chah raha hoga na baychara:D ........wessay hausla rakhieey :comfort: humein humdardee hay us bail se jis ney ek donkey ko patkha :kr: ...

ab to us bail ka interview layna chahieey:khi: k ek gadhay ko patakhnay k baad us bail k kya jazbaat hain :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr: :kr:

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Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

awwww :comfort:

bail nay soucha hoo ga kay mujhay to qurban hona hi hai jatay jatay apna bailpan deekha jaoun or ratsay main aap mill gay houn gay usay :D


chalian us bail ki qurbani hoo chuki hoo gee ab tak aap us kay tikkay bana kay us say badla lay laian :lol

[NaQsh]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

PG ke sabi gadhon aur bakriyon ko meri taraf se :slap:


Yeh jaantay huay bhi ke mein aik musalsal acha aur lagataar be-zarar insaan hoon phir bhi kisi ko taufeeq nahi hui ke ke mera haal pooch sakay...aakhir mein ne aap loogon ka kia bigaara he :chair: :fuming: :a stick:


Mujay eid ke doosray din jub mein bohat suj dhuj ke sham honay se pehlay apni gali se bahir nikla to aik bail (ox) ne mujay zoor daar taker maari

aur mein yeh bhi jaanta hoon ke aap loog meri bajaye us bail ka haal poocho ge, is ke liye aap ko advance mein he :slap:

bicharee bail se raha na gaya hoga na
chchc poor bail

[Gul-e-Lala]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Yeh siraf achhi nahin balkeh bhai ki jaan hain - aik bohat suljhi hui behna hain hamari :)

humain yaqeen hai k esa he hai :)

[Masood]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

aap waquii achi larki ho aur ham ko achi lagti ho :):rose

Yeh siraf achhi nahin balkeh bhai ki jaan hain - aik bohat suljhi hui behna hain hamari :)

[Masood]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

:lol
gosh kabhi hamari awam bhi uss bail say sabq seekhte huwe na-ehal hukmurano ko esay he fershi salam karey :)

:) madam aap khiyaalon sey nikal aaein - hanooz dili door ast :)

[Gul-e-Lala]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

hume :alhamd: koi aihsas-e-kamtari nahi hai.. aur na kabhi hoga... i know what i am

aap waquii achi larki ho aur ham ko achi lagti ho :):rose

[Gul-e-Lala]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Nahi ager aisi baat hoti to subhu office nikaltay huay dail koi bail rastay mein mera wait ker raha hota :lpop:

Bail ne ser neechay kia tha, mein samja shayad muj se aasheerbaad lene aaya he lekin mujay kia pata tha ke wo ke aan ki aan mein mujay apni sar aankhon pe bitha le ga

:lol
gosh kabhi hamari awam bhi uss bail say sabq seekhte huwe na-ehal hukmurano ko esay he fershi salam karey :)

[Masood]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

wesay aik baat bataon :hehe: yeh munda khod iqrar kar'chuka hai kay woh haiwanat maiN say hain, us nay aik jagah kaha hai kay "mery (yani munday) andar JIBLAT hai" jab kay hum insanooN main usay FITRAT kaha jata hai,
Insani FITRAT = Haiwani JIBLAT :kr:

very DUD kaafi achha point pakra hai - aur yeh uskey maneney ya na maneney ki baat nahin, sari makhlooq janti hai keh munda bhi aik makhooq hai magar chopayon wali :D

[RulzZ]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Oho bhool geya tha main insaano ka aadi hoon na keh aqalmand ko ishara wala - magar sach hai keh gadhey ko jab tak danda na parey woh seedha nahin chalta :p

wesay aik baat bataon :hehe: yeh munda khod iqrar kar'chuka hai kay woh haiwanat maiN say hain, us nay aik jagah kaha hai kay "mery (yani munday) andar JIBLAT hai" jab kay hum insanooN main usay FITRAT kaha jata hai,
Insani FITRAT = Haiwani JIBLAT :kr:

[Masood]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

seedha seedha mahavra bolo naa, gadha ch'la bail ki chaal apni chaal bhi bhool gaya :blush:

Oho bhool geya tha main insaano ka aadi hoon na keh aqalmand ko ishara wala - magar sach hai keh gadhey ko jab tak danda na parey woh seedha nahin chalta :p

[RulzZ]

Re: kisi ne bhi mera haal nahi poocha

Ghalti sara-sar tumhari hai - tumhein maloom hona chahiyey tha keh badi Eid per siraf zabah honey waley janwar aham hotey hain, tum jaisey gadhey ko kisney kaha tha keh ghar sey bahir niklo?

seedha seedha mahavra bolo naa, gadha ch'la bail ki chaal apni chaal bhi bhool gaya :blush: