Sach Sach bataye...

[Shaim]

Re: Sach Sach bataye...

1. dushmani main to ehzar e hamdardi ker raha hoon
2. is leya key ager app ko peray hotey to app abi tak mashoom na hoteen bari ho chuki hoteen :zuban:
3. khodi to kaha hay key main abi tak mashoom hon , main ney thori kaha tha :budhu:
4. sweet to app is leya haan key app ko chantey naeen peray they and mehmanoon key samney jo mon sweet rakhti theen wo app utta ker kha jati theeen. ager chantey peray hotey to app sweet na hoteen balkey bari ho gai hoteen :) :hathora
5. keeon app ko ilham hoa hay key wo bi sweet hoon gay . wasey jin ko sweet ( suger ) ho jati hay wo direct Allah mian key pass chaley jatey haan just like my father :( and app abi sey apney susral ko sweet ker rahi haan , very saad , yeh to app un ko bad dua dey rahi haan
6. Is leya key u ney meray liya koi aunty jo talash naeen ki ?
is leya me angry with u

1. ye hamdardi aise hai to dushmani kesi ho gi?
2. me mashoom hon per iska ye matlab to nahi k main barii nahi hoon:( jab koi mujhko choota kehta hai to mujhko buhat ghussa aata hai:fuming:
3. to wo to main hon na mashoom:lpop:
4. u PHD to nahi ker rahe?:pagal: aise batin wahi kerte hain jo perh perh ker out ho jaate hain:kr: q k according to ur saying jo log barey hoote hain like u wo sweet nahi hoote
5.:insha: wo sab buhat acche hoon ge:lpop: :eye: Allah na kary kise ko suger ho:( mere bilkul aise irade nahi:dua
6. :pagal: :pagal: u ager is liye naraz hain to me u k liye Aunty bhejon gi ok?

[tauruskhan]

Re: Sach Sach bataye...

1. ye hamdardi aise hai to dushmani kesi ho gi?
2. me mashoom hon per iska ye matlab to nahi k main barii nahi hoon:( jab koi mujhko choota kehta hai to mujhko buhat ghussa aata hai:fuming:
3. to wo to main hon na mashoom:lpop:
4. u PHD to nahi ker rahe?:pagal: aise batin wahi kerte hain jo perh perh ker out ho jaate hain:kr: q k according to ur saying jo log barey hoote hain like u wo sweet nahi hoote
5.:insha: wo sab buhat acche hoon ge:lpop: :eye: Allah na kary kise ko suger ho:( mere bilkul aise irade nahi:dua
6. :pagal: :pagal: u ager is liye naraz hain to me u k liye Aunty bhejon gi ok?

1. hmm to dushmani ka sochna bi naeen ok werna .....
2. chota kehnay per gussa keeon ata hay , yeh to un logon ko ata hay jo key hight main chotey hotey haan , kahen u bi to ......
3. yani choti si abi tak ... kash 2 chantey lag jatey u ki mom key u ko
4. dua kar PHD main key liya refer ho jaoon , jo barey ho jaetey haan
wo zeada mitayi naeen khatey is leya sweet ( suger ) un ko naeen hoti
jo mashoom hotey haan wo bohat si sweet khatey haan and sweet un ko ho jati hay
5...... Allah karey
6. per kab ? jab me ki kamar juk jaey gi , hath main lati ho gi tab ....

[Aania]

Re: Sach Sach bataye...

haha haha haha ... kitna maza aayaa.. naa u sab ko parh ke .. hmm jisey kam maar parri hai .. chalo me se maar khaa lo .. me ko to bohat bohat bohat parri hai... aayee.e.... lekin bhayya ji ko ham tol letey the .. jab mom dad ghar nahen hotey the na tabhi .. kher .. Teachers se jinaab is liye maar parrti thee... ke class ki first monitor aur Cricket ka shauq :( class-mates ko chipklyaan pakarr ke deraney aur bhaganey ki waja se .. hehe Principal se daant parrti thee.. kher .. maja aataa thaa.. aur jinaab .. ham fake-mouse se principal ki bhi jaan nikaal leney mein maahir the.. huh.. aur jab koi hamari teraf serious nigahen kerney ki koshish kerta naa.. to jhat se .. Dad ko call kerwa di ... haha ... ab koi aaye hamen daant pilaaney wala ... skool main teaching kerni hai yaa nahen .. hehe .. apun se panga never changa .. kher .. wahan tak to dad bacha letey the... hmm serdyon ki doopehar mein .. sukrri huii thand se kampti choti choti chirryaon ke peechey lawn mein yehan wahan bhagna .. kahin mom ki aankh khul gayee to aayee shamat... hehe .. I still ask my mom... aap dant-ti nahen ho naa... :khi: to din nahen hua lagta ... :khi: aur fir .. aur daant perr jaati hai .. baat badalney pe .. hehe .. nobody believes ke me kitna tang ker sakti hooon ... :khi: bhayya se hamen daant balkeh maar parrti thee.. jab ham us ke favo kabooter (black n greeny crowned ones) chat pe jaa ke urra detey the ..
Dad se hmmm .. bohat si baton mein jin mein first one hai .. Punjabi kion boli ... chaaye kion pee :khi:
these tiny miny stories.. never ends...

[shy]

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me apne ghar me or dadheyal me alone girl thi to behad ladli is leay bohat kam pitai hui bas aik dafa mil kar bhaion ke sath shrarat ki:D to father ne do lagane ke erade se pas bulaya par us waqt chacha samne aa gaey or bachat ho gai or shcool se bhi maar nahi khai coz me bohat achi bachi hua karti thi apni teachers ki hamesha fav:lpop:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sach Sach bataye...

school main to mujhe bhi nahi pari kabhi
per me ko Mom n Abbu se to nahi parii na:blush:

aap ko bhai se pari aur mujay mom se hisaab barabar....ub ager aap ziada boolein to muj se bhi per jaye gi :na:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: Sach Sach bataye...

haha haha haha ... kitna maza aayaa.. naa u sab ko parh ke .. hmm jisey kam maar parri hai .. chalo me se maar khaa lo .. me ko to bohat bohat bohat parri hai... aayee.e.... lekin bhayya ji ko ham tol letey the .. jab mom dad ghar nahen hotey the na tabhi .. kher .. Teachers se jinaab is liye maar parrti thee... ke class ki first monitor aur Cricket ka shauq :( class-mates ko chipklyaan pakarr ke deraney aur bhaganey ki waja se .. hehe Principal se daant parrti thee.. kher .. maja aataa thaa.. aur jinaab .. ham fake-mouse se principal ki bhi jaan nikaal leney mein maahir the.. huh.. aur jab koi hamari teraf serious nigahen kerney ki koshish kerta naa.. to jhat se .. Dad ko call kerwa di ... haha ... ab koi aaye hamen daant pilaaney wala ... skool main teaching kerni hai yaa nahen .. hehe .. apun se panga never changa .. kher .. wahan tak to dad bacha letey the... hmm serdyon ki doopehar mein .. sukrri huii thand se kampti choti choti chirryaon ke peechey lawn mein yehan wahan bhagna .. kahin mom ki aankh khul gayee to aayee shamat... hehe .. I still ask my mom... aap dant-ti nahen ho naa... :khi: to din nahen hua lagta ... :khi: aur fir .. aur daant perr jaati hai .. baat badalney pe .. hehe .. nobody believes ke me kitna tang ker sakti hooon ... :khi: bhayya se hamen daant balkeh maar parrti thee.. jab ham us ke favo kabooter (black n greeny crowned ones) chat pe jaa ke urra detey the ..
Dad se hmmm .. bohat si baton mein jin mein first one hai .. Punjabi kion boli ... chaaye kion pee :khi:
these tiny miny stories.. never ends...

Tum jitni bahadur ho tumhein to mere school aur meri class mein hona chahiye tha

[ummid]

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[Wafa]

Re: Sach Sach bataye...

yaha sach sach batana hai......:blush:
kuch ziada maar to nahi pari ......jab choti hoti thi to mama se maar khai ghar ke bahar ground me bacho ke saath nahi khelne deti thi pher bhi jab moqa milta me chale jaati aur jab aati thi to mama ready hoti thi aur phir....... ...bare bhai se bhi maar khai jab un ko tang karti thi ....to phir dad se shikayat karti thi aur un ko maar parti thi..... ....bas itni se hai dastan maar khane ki.......

[jaankaash]

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hehehe yaha per tu sab maar kahne ki dastan suna rahy hain....bagoo yaha se

[Shaim]

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1. hmm to dushmani ka sochna bi naeen ok werna .....
2. chota kehnay per gussa keeon ata hay , yeh to un logon ko ata hay jo key hight main chotey hotey haan , kahen u bi to ......
3. yani choti si abi tak ... kash 2 chantey lag jatey u ki mom key u ko
4. dua kar PHD main key liya refer ho jaoon , jo barey ho jaetey haan
wo zeada mitayi naeen khatey is leya sweet ( suger ) un ko naeen hoti
jo mashoom hotey haan wo bohat si sweet khatey haan and sweet un ko ho jati hay
5...... Allah karey
6. per kab ? jab me ki kamar juk jaey gi , hath main lati ho gi tab ....

1. warna kiya ho ga?:blush:
2.nopes me ki height :alhamd: A1 hai:lpop: ......per her koi me ko choota kehta hai:fuming:
3.u ko bara shoq hai me ko chaperey perwaaney ka:blush: me ne apka kiya bigara aakhir?:pagal:
4. ap me ko chaperey perwana chahte hain still then me u ko best of luck wish kerti hon 4 PHD:lpop: .......nahii bary ho ker sab kharoos ho jate hain:khi: ise liye accha hai me chooti hoon:blush: :lpop:
5.:lpop: :eye:
6. ab to maine soch liya u bus thora wait karin meri talaash jari hai:tasali:

[Shaim]

Re: Sach Sach bataye...

aap ko bhai se pari aur mujay mom se hisaab barabar....ub ager aap ziada boolein to muj se bhi per jaye gi :na:

nopes Moms ka chapeera zor ka lagta hai or bhai to sab ko marte hain:lpop: so hisaab is disbalanced:lpop:
u ko maaar pertii thi
perti thi
perti thi

me mashoom me ko kuch nahi kahe koi:blush:

[tauruskhan]

Re: Sach Sach bataye...

1. warna kiya ho ga?:blush:
2.nopes me ki height :alhamd: A1 hai:lpop: ......per her koi me ko choota kehta hai:fuming:
3.u ko bara shoq hai me ko chaperey perwaaney ka:blush: me ne apka kiya bigara aakhir?:pagal:
4. ap me ko chaperey perwana chahte hain still then me u ko best of luck wish kerti hon 4 PHD:lpop: .......nahii bary ho ker sab kharoos ho jate hain:khi: ise liye accha hai me chooti hoon:blush: :lpop:
5.:lpop: :eye:
6. ab to maine soch liya u bus thora wait karin meri talaash jari hai:tasali:

1. werna main u ko mom ko kahon ga key u ko bohat sey chaperain mareen , u ki khob pitai kareen
2 A1 yani sab sey choti , yani u thumblina jitni hay , good ,
abc main a sab sey pehlay ata hay so a sub sey chota hota hay and thumblina bi sab sey choti hoti hay , sirf thumb jitni , and aj pata laga u bi thumblina hay
3. :lpop:
4. ....khod ko choti kehti ho and dosray kaheen to roney lagti ho keeon
5..
6. hmm chaloo dehkaty haain , wait kertay haan

[Unsa Rana]

Re: Sach Sach bataye...

Ye Tou Secret Hy :d Kyun Butaoun :d

[Rabi]

Re: Sach Sach bataye...

ME ko aik baar hi maar pari thee abu say jub may 10th class may thee:shh: darsal mughy math ka aik question nahi aa raha tha to abu nay patayi ker di jis ka abu ko bara afsos huva baad may:lpop:

[Shaim]

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1. werna main u ko mom ko kahon ga key u ko bohat sey chaperain mareen , u ki khob pitai kareen
2 A1 yani sab sey choti , yani u thumblina jitni hay , good ,
abc main a sab sey pehlay ata hay so a sub sey chota hota hay and thumblina bi sab sey choti hoti hay , sirf thumb jitni , and aj pata laga u bi thumblina hay
3. :lpop:
4. ....khod ko choti kehti ho and dosray kaheen to roney lagti ho keeon
5..
6. hmm chaloo dehkaty haain , wait kertay haan

1. :blush: :blush: aise nahi kerye ga me k gaal laal ho jain ge:blush: :blush:
2. nopes........thumblina jitne u hon ge.........me to alam channaa jesa record banaati per phir me ne socha baccha hai isko banaaney do:lpop:
3.:na:
4.khud ko to main Mashoom kehti hoon chooti kab kaha? :blush:
5. Khali jaga purr karin:kr:
6. ab apko ziada intizar nahi kerna parey ga:D