munda_sialkoty as super man

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: munda_sialkoty as super man

meri itni si baat ka itna bara jawab...

ye dekh ker me ko ahsas horaha hay kay meiN nay u per kitna kamiyab hamla kiya hay :lpop:

Haan yaar tera hamla to Cango Virus se bhi ziada khatarnaak hota he

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: munda_sialkoty as super man

bilkul aap ki tarah......:lpop:

Yeh baat aap hamein keh rahi hein...hamein :blush: mera matlab he hamein :blush: yani hamein :blush:

[Aik Lamha]

Re: munda_sialkoty as super man

Ager mein is ka jawaab doon to tere mein aur mere mein kia farak reh jaye ga :slap:

wahi jo aik gadhay(ya'ani tu) aur aik insan(ya'ani meiN) meiN hona chahiye

[Aik Lamha]

Re: munda_sialkoty as super man

Ager tu mujay yeh na batata to mujay kabi bhi pata nahi chalna tha :lpop:

jootay research bhi nahin ker saktay na... :lpop:

[Aik Lamha]

Re: munda_sialkoty as super man

Quaid-e-Azam ne bhi kia khoob kaha tha tuj pe

Aye doost, madhoosh, bulke behoosh, tera hoosh kahan he
Hadiyaan hi hadiyaan baki hein, tera goosht kahan he :lpop:

Arz kiya hay

gosht tou kha gayee mehengayee dostouN
gosht tou kha gayee mehengayee dostouN

HaddiyaaN bacheeeN tum kuttouN k wastay


Adaab Arz hay :lpop:



P.S. Agar aap ko yaad ho tou yahi ghalati aap kuch saal, chund maheenay , kayee din, ginay chunay minutes aur thoray se seconds pehlay ker chukay heiN.. aur yahi jawab aap ko tab bhi mila tha :lpop:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: munda_sialkoty as super man

kaash tu zara apnay tasmay khol ker dekh ... meiN nay sardi nahiN.. garmi likha hay.. ..
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jis sehat aur jussay ka tu malik hay.. uss per tu iss baat per bhi ber haq hay kay Nusrat Feteh Ali Khan ko bhi dhancha bol day.. akhir kaar tera jo bhi dhancha hoga.. wo uss se tou mota hi hoga.. :lpop:

Kia tu waqei meri sehat ki tareef ker raha he :embarasse

Kahin tu meri bisti kerne ki nakaam kooshish to nahi ker raha :chair:

[Aik Lamha]

Re: munda_sialkoty as super man

Acha hua...Aids Sialkot mein nahi aaya :dua

Zahir hay.. jahaN local market itni strong ho.. wahaN import kaisay hosakti hay wahi cheez.. :lpop:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: munda_sialkoty as super man

kia tareeeqa hay muafi mangnay ka..

ja maaaf kiya :a stick: :a stick: :a stick:

Tu koon hota he mujay na-moaaf kerne wala :slap:

[Aik Lamha]

Re: munda_sialkoty as super man

Kia tu waqei meri sehat ki tareef ker raha he :embarasse

Kahin tu meri bisti kerne ki nakaam kooshish to nahi ker raha :chair:

nai nai.. meiN tou ta'reeef ker raha hoooN>..

aur bisti tou unki ki jati hay j in ki izzat ho:comfort:

[Aik Lamha]

Re: munda_sialkoty as super man

Haan yaar tera hamla to Cango Virus se bhi ziada khatarnaak hota he

yaqeenan tu nay koi drowna khuab dekha hay.. :lpop:

[Aik Lamha]

Re: munda_sialkoty as super man

Tu koon hota he mujay na-moaaf kerne wala :slap:

tu hota kon hay mujh se muafi na mangnay wala :slap:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: munda_sialkoty as super man

mein keh raha hoooN na.. tu mujh jaisay normal, handsome insanouN ko keera makora, bareek, kamzor , chota samajhnay meiN haq bajanib hay...

ye tera qasoor nai hay... .tujh baycharay ko tou khudn ahin pata hota k tera jism ka konsa hissa kahaN hay...

me ko tou ye bhi pata hay kay jab tu kisi tarah pent pehen leita hay.. tou uss ka belt ko hook kernay k liye aik mechanic ata hay.. . jo teri tond k neechay lait ker ye kaam kerta hay.. :lpop:


Tu agar kabhi shalwar pehennay ka irada kerlay tou aik 1100 CC ki mountain bike chahiye hoti hay.. jis per beith ker teri shalwar k naifay meiN izarbund dala ja sakay.... :lpop:

tu mujhay bareeek keh bhi lay tou iss se kia farq parta hay.. ye tou meray liye aizaaz hay... :lpop:

Mujay tuj se dilli hamdardi to he hi :comfort: lekin is ke saath saath tere moun mein be-lagaam zubaan honay ka ghusa bhi he...ager tu mujay nazar aata hota to mein teri zubaan bhi khainch sakta tha :lpop:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: munda_sialkoty as super man

Meri hi sehat tou mazaq ki ijazat deiti hay... k agar mazaq biger jaye tou meiN apnay phurteelay jism ki waja se bhag tou sakta hoooN...

tu baychara tou ye bhi nahin ker sakta.... issliye teri sehat hay jo mazaq ki ijazat nahin deiti :lpop:

Yeh tum ne Teelay se pehlay Phur kis khushi mein lagaya he :na:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: munda_sialkoty as super man

wahi jo aik gadhay(ya'ani tu) aur aik insan(ya'ani meiN) meiN hona chahiye

Aakhir kaar tu ne apne aap ko gadha keh hi diya :blush:

[Mr. Sialkoty]

Re: munda_sialkoty as super man

jootay research bhi nahin ker saktay na... :lpop:

To phir tujay yeh baat kis ne batai