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Post: Polling for Joke Competition ~ Jan 2010
Forum: Mazahiya Adab aur Lateefey
Assigned Moderators: BadMan, kutkutariyaan, Mr.Khan, *Payal*

Posted by: Mr.Khan
Original Content:

Assalaam Alaikum Doston :salam:


Kia haal hen aap sub ke? :)


January ke month me hum ne





Joke Competition ~ January 2010





rakha tha, Aap sub ka buhat shukriya jinhno ne is competition




me participate kiya :salam: , ab waqt hai apni pasandeeda entry




ko vote karne ka,




Voting lines 31st January 2010 raat 12:00 a.m. tuk khuli rahengi :)



Entries are shown below




ShOoter entry

Ek Truck Ke Peechay Likha Tha:bday7:

"Chota Khaandaan Zindagi Aasaan"



Aur Us k Nichay Likha Tha:>:dance2:


Suleman:dance5:



Zeeshan:dance5:



Kamran:dance5:



Faizan



Jibraan



Salman



Luqman



Irfan372-haha



Sultan372-haha



Noman372-haha



Imran372-haha



Farhan372-haha



Furqan:lol



Subhan:lol



Aryaan:lol



Hassan:lol



Rehman



Burhan



Mehran:guitar:



Amaan



Rehan:ekek:



Hannan:ekek:



Mannan


"Ke Baap Ka Paighaan"372-haha
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Sohail Khan entry










MRS-PERVEZ entry

Ek Admi ne Zoo main 3 Tarhan ki Zabanain bolne wala toota dekha jo English, Urdu aur panjabi bolta tha

Admi: How are u?

Toota: i m Fine

Admi: kia hal hain?

Toota Main theek hon.

Admi: kia Hal a Tera?

Toota: Oeee Khote Koi Hor Gal V Puch Le...






IMPRINCE entry

1 American 1 Chinese 1 Pakistani chand pr gay. 3no ne neechy dekha to zameen pr aik lumbi line nazar aai.
American: yeh USA ki building hai

CHINESE: nahin yeh dewar-e-cheen hai

PAKISTANI: ary pagloo na koi building ha aur na dewar-e-cheen ha yeh to Utility store k bahar Aata Leny walon ki lumbi line hai






Naveed Iqbal entry

Police wala apnay Bachay se
Betatumara result acha nhi aata aj se tumara
khailna koodna aur TV dekhna bund
Beta: ye lo 50 Rs pakro aur bat ko yehain deba do.

crystal_thinking entry

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,

1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.

2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya
to?

1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha









muneeb143 entry

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley jayein
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho







Nadia Khan entry


دو دوست ساتھ ساتھ چل رہے تھے،اچانک ایک نے دوسرے کہ کہا
ہمارے پیچھے ایک خوبصورت لڑکی آرہی ہے
دوسرے دوست نے پلٹ کر دیکھا واقعی ایک خوبصورت لڑکی خراما خراما چلتی ہوئی آرہی تھی،دوسرے نے حیرت زدہ ہو کر پہلے سے پوچھا
تمہیں کیسی معلوم ہوا
پہلا دوست بولا بہت آسانی سے،سامنے ایک نوجوان اسکی طرف دیکھنے میں اتنا مگن تھا کہ اسے معلوم بھی نہ ہوسکا کہ گٹر کا ڈھکن غائب ہے۔









sarfraz qamar entry













Aurangzeb619 entry










Mr.Khan entry

Ek sahab ki bewi fout ( Dead ) ho gaiiin, Janaza le jaya ja raha tha,

Janaza ki Khaat hadsaati tour per ek khambay se takra gaiin aur un sahab ki bewi uth kar baith gaiin ( woh coma me thin )

Kuch arsay ke baad un sahab ki bewi ka waqaii inteqaal ho gaya,

Jub unka janaza le jaya ja raha tha to unke shohar aagay aagay chalte aur kehte

" Khamba bacha ke ...... Khamba bacha ke " :lol









stellular entry


Girl: Pandit g mere 2 boyfriend hen,Dono me se mere kis k sath shaadi hogi??wo khush naseeb kon hoga????

Pandit: Phele se shaadi hogi or 2sra vala khush naseeb hoga...