lovely punjabi jokes

[Jamil Akhter]

Re: lovely punjabi jokes

Santa America vich 3-4 mema naal bus te chadan lagda hai. Pehle mema chad gayian. Jado Santa di vari aayi, conductor kehnda "no more, no more"

Santa: Oye mornia chadai jana a te sadi vari kehnda no more no more.

[Jamil Akhter]

Re: lovely punjabi jokes

Shaadi to Pehle

Takdeer hai par kismat nahi khuldi

Taj mahal bana-na chan-da vay

Par Mumtaz nahi mildi....

Shaadi to baad

Takdeer hai par kismat nahi khuldi

Taj mahal bana-na chan-da vay

Par Mumtaz nahi mardi....:tasali:

[sana khan]

Re: lovely punjabi jokes

Very funny

[sana khan]

Re: lovely punjabi jokes

I m pathan kya mujhy koe panjabi sakay ga

[Jamil Akhter]

Re: lovely punjabi jokes

I m pathan kya mujhy koe panjabi sakay ga

why not buhat asan hay same like urdu...i think app kay liyi alihda thread ki zarorut hogi punjbi may three main divisions hain...lahori punjabi its very simple,faislabadi punjabi its like indian punjabi third is sariki its hard mujhy ati bhi nahi...konsi sekhna chay gi app

[thefire1]

Re: lovely punjabi jokes

:lol :lol

Ik kudi class vich bohot late aayi.

Master: Tu late kiyon aai?

Kudi: Masterji ik munda mera picha kar riha c.

Master: Par biba, tu late kyon hoi?

Kudi: Masterji, oh munda bohot holi holi chal riha c.

[thefire1]

Re: lovely punjabi jokes

:lol

Shaadi to Pehle

Takdeer hai par kismat nahi khuldi

Taj mahal bana-na chan-da vay

Par Mumtaz nahi mildi....

Shaadi to baad

Takdeer hai par kismat nahi khuldi

Taj mahal bana-na chan-da vay

Par Mumtaz nahi mardi....:tasali:

[thefire1]

Re: lovely punjabi jokes

:khi

Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling aj barsat da din hai. Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar k mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan.

Jatti: Moya fansi lai la.372-haha