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A joke in punjabi
Jokes
Ik amli
oye, ik tuhanu joke sanaunde a,
Ik munda, sadak te tureya janda si
(a guy waz walkin down the road)
Tan, Ik amli cycle te chadiaya janda,
(and a crackhead was commin up on a bike)
Oh amli, munde vich vaj janda,
(the crackhead runs into the walking guy)
Oh dowen buri taran dig jande a.
(they both fall down to the ground)
Jadon dowen uth painde a ,te amli mundey nu kehnda,
(when they both get up, the crackhead says..)
"O kuj nehi hoya, mari moti raggarr aye hai..."
(oh! its okay, you are not that hurt.. its just minor bruses)
"jah jake parsad churrah, te mandir jake matha teki tera bachaa ho gia."
(now go, go to the temple and thank god your life was saved!, go on)
Mundey nu bada gussa charda, te kehnda, "Keda bachaa ho gia, saliyaa nale tan mere sattan laa tiyan te nalle kehinda bachaa ho giya."
(the guy is pretty mad, "what you talking about!!!, first you run into me and cause me injuries and now you are saying that I should go to the temple and thank god!!!")
Amli kehnda, "oye meri gal mun tera bachaa ho giya tere vich mein cycle maar dhitta."
(the crackhead goes, "belive me man, you should be thankful that I hit you with my cycle")
Munda kehnda, "oh kyon."
(the guy says, "and why is that!!.")
Oh kamleyaa, Pichon ta mein Truck chalaounda ayaan, cycle ta mein ithonk he chukeya!!!!"
("my good man, i had just gotton on to the bike, I was driving a truck before that!!!!")
oye, ik tuhanu joke sanaunde a,
Ik munda, sadak te tureya janda si
(a guy waz walkin down the road)
Tan, Ik amli cycle te chadiaya janda,
(and a crackhead was commin up on a bike)
Oh amli, munde vich vaj janda,
(the crackhead runs into the walking guy)
Oh dowen buri taran dig jande a.
(they both fall down to the ground)
Jadon dowen uth painde a ,te amli mundey nu kehnda,
(when they both get up, the crackhead says..)
"O kuj nehi hoya, mari moti raggarr aye hai..."
(oh! its okay, you are not that hurt.. its just minor bruses)
"jah jake parsad churrah, te mandir jake matha teki tera bachaa ho gia."
(now go, go to the temple and thank god your life was saved!, go on)
Mundey nu bada gussa charda, te kehnda, "Keda bachaa ho gia, saliyaa nale tan mere sattan laa tiyan te nalle kehinda bachaa ho giya."
(the guy is pretty mad, "what you talking about!!!, first you run into me and cause me injuries and now you are saying that I should go to the temple and thank god!!!")
Amli kehnda, "oye meri gal mun tera bachaa ho giya tere vich mein cycle maar dhitta."
(the crackhead goes, "belive me man, you should be thankful that I hit you with my cycle")
Munda kehnda, "oh kyon."
(the guy says, "and why is that!!.")
Oh kamleyaa, Pichon ta mein Truck chalaounda ayaan, cycle ta mein ithonk he chukeya!!!!"
("my good man, i had just gotton on to the bike, I was driving a truck before that!!!!")
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