Funny Quotes.... lolz...

[Aania]

''When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.''
- Gracie Allen -

[Aania]

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''Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins''
- Danny Devito -

[Aania]

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''A rich man's joke is always funny.''
- Proverb -

[Aania]

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''A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.''
- Zsa Zsa Gabor -

:khi::khi::khi::khi::khi:

[Masood]

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''When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.''
- Gracie Allen -

VERY TRUE - strangely same happend to me :lol :lol :lol

[Masood]

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''A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.''
- Zsa Zsa Gabor -

:khi::khi::khi::khi::khi:

Dead Finished :lol :lol

[Aania]

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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

-norel- :tauba:lol:lol:lol

[D@y W@lk3r]

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yah sab kiya hain. akher pida hi kiyun hoay....just joke

[*Rida*]

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Assalaa-0-Alaikom:rose



:kr:

['SamRazi']

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A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. "Joey Adams (1911-____) US comedian, author"

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"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." "Fred Allen (1894-1956) US comedian, vaudeville juggler"

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A different language is a different vision of life. Federico Fellini (1920-1993) Italian film director

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The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing. "Dizzy Dean (1911-1974) US baseball player, sportscaster

[Aania]

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"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." "Fred Allen (1894-1956) US comedian, vaudeville juggler"



true..... :lol