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'DEFINITIONS WITH A TWIST'... WORTH GOING THROUGH.........
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Doctor:A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.Husband:A banker provided by nature.
Yawn:The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either.'
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room:A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:A place where success comes before work.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidenceafter.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but NOBODY reads.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Etc.:A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience:The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when DEAD.
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