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  • Mard Ka Ganjapan

    Assalaam-O-Alaikum ALL

    Ek baar phir apni halki phuli tehreer kay saath haazir-e-khidmat hoon, apna mushahida bayan kar raha hoon tajurba nahin, tou agar kahin ghalti ho tou paishgi maazrat :)

    MARD KA GANJAPAN

    Mard kay ganjay honay ki bohat saari wajohaat hosakti hain aur hoti hain.... hum baari baari har waja ka tajziya kartay hain...post taweel honay ki warning abhi say day raha hoon issi liye paRhnay say pehlay yeh baat zehan nasheen kar lain:lol

    Aksar hazraat kay baal laRkiyon ki zulfoon ki tarhan rehsmi hotay magar yeh reshmi baal unkay sar per ziyda tik nahi saktay kiyonki mousam ki garmi aur halaat ki tapash ko itnay reshmi baal seh nahin saktay aur jhaR jaatay hay, yehi waja hay kay aksar jin logon kay baal narm-e-reshmi hotay hain woh jald hi farig-ul-baal yaani ganjaypan ka shikar hojaatay hain.

    Dosri waja baalon main khushki yaani dandruff hoti hay... dandruff ka hona baalon kay liye bohat nuqsaan day hota hay aur aksar mard balon main khushki ka shikaar hotay hain...bohat si companies dandruff free shampoo produce karnay ka daawa karti hain magar woh shampoo aksar khushki kay saath saath baloon ka bhi safaya kardaiti hain :(

    waisay baalon ka jhaRna umar nahin dekhta, waisay tou yeh middle aged logon per ziyada asar andaaz hota hay magar kam umar noujawaan bhi iss ka shikar hojaatay hain, laRki kay bhayion kay haathon khinchayi, mouhallay waloon ki dhulayi yaa phir kisi haseena kay sandal ki pitayee bhi aksar-o-baishtar ganjaypan ka sabab banti hain,iss qisam kay ganjaypan ka shikaar aksar Dheet aashiq hotay hain jo hazar mana karnay kay bawajood bhi laRkiyon ko chairna apna qoumi fareeza samajhtay hain :lol

    Humaray politician hazraat bhi aksar ganajaypan ka shikaar hotay hain, uss ki waja yeh hosakti hay kay jab kursi aati hay tou doulat main izaafa hona tou aik fitri amal hay, aakhir awaam ka maal tou humaray politician kay sarmayay main izaafay ka bayis banta hay, aur aksar buzurgoon ko yeh kehtay suna hay kay jis kay paas jitna dhan hoga uskay sar main utna ganjapan hoga:)

    Aksar teachers, engineers, doctors aur issi tarhan professionals jo kay higher education haasil kartay hain aksar ganjaypan ka shikaar hojaatay hain, usski aik hi waja nazar aati hay kay ziyada taleem hasil karnay say bhi ganjapan hojaata hay... jaisay hum nay apnay aik teacher ko yeh kehtay suna tha kay meray ganja honay ki waja taleem hay... hum nay hairat say unki taraf dekha tou unhon nay humari ankhon main chuppay sawaal aur hairat ko bhaptay huway foran kaha kay aksar imtihanon kay douran apnay aap ko jaagta rakhnay kay liye main apnay sar ka ek baal khainch laita tha, ab jitni ziyada taleem utnay ziyada imtihan aur jitnay ziyada imtihan utnay ziyada baalon ka ziya...bas aaj itni taleem hasil karnay kay baad sar per ginti kay doo char baal hi reh gayay hain :lol

    Meray khayal say itni wajohaat kaafi hongi, phir bhi agar aap samjhain kay kuch kami reh gayi hay tou mujh say contact nahi kijye ga warna meray baal jhaRnay ki waja KHUSHI hosakti hay! :lol

    Khush rahyeh :)
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    Re: Mard Ka Ganjapan

    walikum salam



    Bohat KHoob ali bhai :D: maza aa gaya parh ke :D:
    Allah

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    • #3
      Re: Mard Ka Ganjapan

      kanghi gift karooon tuje372-haha


      very nice sharing Dear:dance5:
      I aM Not a complete Idiot......Some parts are Missing........

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      • #4
        Re: Mard Ka Ganjapan

        bahot khoob janab very nice

        mene jab se bare baal rakhe hain mere bhi baal girne lage hain
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        • #5
          Re: Mard Ka Ganjapan

          Assalam o Alaikum WR WB...

          Hummmm kafi taqatwaar mushahidah hai aap ka ganjoon kay baray main :)
          Bohat umdah likha hai aap ne....
          Isi tarhan likhtay rahain aur is sanjeedah mahool main loogon kay chahroon per muskurahat bikhratay rahain...
          Muskurahat bikhrnay ka bohat shukria :)
          Khush rahain


          میرے الفاظ ہی پردہ ہیں میرے چہرے کا


          میں ہوں خاموش جہاں ، مجھ کو وہاں سے سنئیے

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          • #6
            Re: Mard Ka Ganjapan

            w./salam
            buht acha lekha hai app ni ..
            be happy
            u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

            :pr:

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            • #7
              Re: Mard Ka Ganjapan

              @Yaraam, shukriya janab pasandeedgi ka :)

              @Tanha Hassan, nahin bhai main tou khudh ganja hoon kanghi ka kia karoonga...... khabrao nahin, UMRA kar kay aaya hoon abhi tou ganja huwa tha kiyonki Nabi-e-Karim SAW nay farmya kay Umra kar kay baloon ko halka karnay waalay kay liye 2 baar aur poora sar mundawany walay kay liye 3 baar dua-e-maghfirat karta hoon!!

              @Wasi Anjum, Shukriya janab, aap sar per khoopray ka oil lagayain INSHALLAH bohat farq paRay ga :)

              @Mehwish, bohat shukriya janab aap kay qeemti alfaaz meray liye bohat ahmiyat rakhtay hain, khush rahyeh :)

              @Hala jee, bohat shukriya aap ki taraf say izzat afzayi paRh kar bhi bohat khushi mehsoos karta hoon main, shukriya, khush rahyeh :)
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              • #8
                Re: Mard Ka Ganjapan

                imtihanon kay douran apnay aap ko jaagta rakhnay kay liye main apnay sar ka ek baal khainch laita tha, ab jitni ziyada taleem utnay ziyada imtihan aur jitnay ziyada imtihan utnay ziyada baalon ka ziya...bas aaj itni taleem hasil karnay kay baad sar per ginti kay doo char baal hi reh gayay hain
                :kr:
                yeh reason bari zabardast hai.....

                buht acha likha hai .... perh kar maza aaya....

                lakin roman :(

                is link per jaien .. aur roman likhiye.... khud ba khud urdu mein covert ho jai gi.....
                jaisay ap kay likhay ko hi space day kar mein nay urdu mein change kia hai....

                Google Indic Transliteration

                مرد کے گنجے ہونے کی بہت ساری وجوہات ہوسکتی ہیں اور ہوتی ہیں .... ہم باری باری ہر وجہ کا تجزیہ کرتے ہیں ...پوسٹ طویل ہونے کی وارننگ ابھی سے دے رہا ہوں اسی لئے پڑھنے سے پہلے یہ بات ذھن نشین کر لیں
                For New Designers
                وَ بَارِکْ لِيْ فِيْمَا أَعْطَيْتَ

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                • #9
                  Re: Mard Ka Ganjapan

                  pasandeedgi ka bohat bohat shukriya Rida

                  اور میں آپ کا ممنون ہوں کے آپ کے اتنا اچھا لنک ہم کو بتایا واقعي یہ بوہت ہی کارآمد ہے بوہت بوہت شکریہ آپ کا
                  خوش رہے
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                  • #10
                    Re: Mard Ka Ganjapan

                    Originally posted by thefire1 View Post
                    pasandeedgi ka bohat bohat shukriya Rida

                    اور میں آپ کا ممنون ہوں کے آپ کے اتنا اچھا لنک ہم کو بتایا واقعي یہ بوہت ہی کارآمد ہے بوہت بوہت شکریہ آپ کا
                    خوش رہے
                    is link per بوہت per click karain gay tu options aayen gay aap kay pass aur aap بہت likh sakain gay....sahih option per click kar kay.... mazeed editing karni hoo... tu edit ka option hai .. us per click karain... key board show kar waien..... aur key board per sahih harf per click karain .... enter kar dain......i hope samajh aa jai ga..:)
                    For New Designers
                    وَ بَارِکْ لِيْ فِيْمَا أَعْطَيْتَ

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                    • #11
                      Re: Mard Ka Ganjapan

                      OK, understood :)
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