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    Aslam-0-alkam........... kitchen main chipkilioon k amd-0-raft ko rokny k liya koee totka hai to bata dain plzzzz..........:salam:
    Life is more strict than a teacher
    A teacher teaches a lesson
    and takes an exam.
    But life takes an exam
    and then teaches a lesson

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    Re: ~~ chipkiliooo~~

    Originally posted by ASAD View Post
    Aslam-0-alkam........... kitchen main chipkilioon k amd-0-raft ko rokny k liya koee totka hai to bata dain plzzzz..........:salam:

    Chipkalion say aap ko dar lugta hai kia.

    Chipkalion ki amdo raft kitchen say roknay k liaay apnay na darpok bhaion ki madad lain.

    Jalion ka ahtamaam karain. Unki entrion k chotay chotay darwazon ka khoj laga kar bund karain.

    Ghar main maujood chipkalion ko teen din ki warning dain agar wo na bhagain to unko nishana lay lay kar bhaga dain.
    Subhan Allah

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    • #3
      Re: ~~ chipkiliooo~~

      Allah ka shukr hai yahan chipkaliaan naheen hain.
      Subhan Allah

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      • #4
        Re: ~~ chipkiliooo~~

        kahane waali tambaakoo ko choone meN paste banaa kar kisi stick [tooth pick jaisii magar lambi] ke tip par lagaa kar deevaaroN par scoth tape se paste kar deN jahaN aatii hoN chhipkaliyaaN jaise light bulb aur dusri tarkeeb hai pyaaz kaaT kar yaa lahsun ko chheel kar bulbe ke fixture se Taang deN :)

        Fall view from inside my car
        near my work place :)

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        • #5
          Re: ~~ chipkiliooo~~

          Originally posted by ASAD View Post
          Aslam-0-alkam........... kitchen main chipkilioon k amd-0-raft ko rokny k liya koee totka hai to bata dain plzzzz..........:salam:
          Chipkaliyon se itna kyon dar raha he. Kahin tumhein kisi ne yeh to nahi bataya ke yeh bhi khud'kush dhamakay ker sakti hein :khi:

          Yaar tu chipkaliyon ke liye License aur helmet ki shart rakh le, aur license hasil kerne ke liye unhein me ke paas baij de, phir dekh me un ke saath kia salook kerta hoon :yy:
          :thmbup:

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          • #6
            Re: ~~ chipkiliooo~~

            Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
            Chipkaliyon se itna kyon dar raha he. Kahin tumhein kisi ne yeh to nahi bataya ke yeh bhi khud'kush dhamakay ker sakti hein :khi:

            Yaar tu chipkaliyon ke liye License aur helmet ki shart rakh le, aur license hasil kerne ke liye unhein me ke paas baij de, phir dekh me un ke saath kia salook kerta hoon :yy:

            hahaha...aur tum unheN mere paas le aanaa aur poochhnaa k:

            maar diyaa jaaye, yaa chhoR diyaa jaaye
            bataaiye ji k iske saath kia sulook kiyaa jaaye ;)

            Fall view from inside my car
            near my work place :)

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            • #7
              Re: ~~ chipkiliooo~~

              Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
              Chipkaliyon se itna kyon dar raha he. Kahin tumhein kisi ne yeh to nahi bataya ke yeh bhi khud'kush dhamakay ker sakti hein :khi:

              Yaar tu chipkaliyon ke liye License aur helmet ki shart rakh le, aur license hasil kerne ke liye unhein me ke paas baij de, phir dekh me un ke saath kia salook kerta hoon :yy:
              ohh nahe yaar darta nahe hun ...balky on par tarss ataa hai..main chahta hun k koe ase tarkeeb ho k sharaft se he woh man jayan.....chalo abe on ko tumara adress don ga...ho sakta hai yeh bat on k dil ko lag jay.:clap::clap::clap:
              Life is more strict than a teacher
              A teacher teaches a lesson
              and takes an exam.
              But life takes an exam
              and then teaches a lesson

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              • #8
                Re: ~~ chipkiliooo~~

                Originally posted by ASAD View Post
                ohh nahe yaar darta nahe hun ...balky on par tarss ataa hai..main chahta hun k koe ase tarkeeb ho k sharaft se he woh man jayan.....chalo abe on ko tumara adress don ga...ho sakta hai yeh bat on k dil ko lag jay.:clap::clap::clap:
                Most welcome, mein un ki aftaari kerwa ke wapsi tere patay pe arsaal ker doon ga 372-haha
                :thmbup:

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                • #9
                  Re: ~~ chipkiliooo~~

                  Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                  Most welcome, mein un ki aftaari kerwa ke wapsi tere patay pe arsaal ker doon ga 372-haha

                  tum nay unko aftari ma kha kar dhanchay bhaj dainay ha tum se kuch baied nahi 372-haha

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                  • #10
                    Re: ~~ chipkiliooo~~

                    Originally posted by Fari View Post
                    tum nay unko aftari ma kha kar dhanchay bhaj dainay ha tum se kuch baied nahi 372-haha
                    yukh, gandi buchi, bulke zaroorat se bhi ziada gandi buchi
                    :thmbup:

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                    • #11
                      Re: ~~ chipkiliooo~~

                      Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                      yukh, gandi buchi, bulke zaroorat se bhi ziada gandi buchi
                      372-shock

                      ab jasay u ho wasi hi baat karni thi na maina 372-haha

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                      • #12
                        Re: ~~ chipkiliooo~~

                        Eggs k khali khoooooool ly ker osy bulb k sath latka do..
                        [FONT="Arial Black"]Mr. Khalil How much Fake IDs would you make in Pegham... ?

                        See you Real Face in here 372-shed

                        Muhammad Khalil's Real Face [/FONT]

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                        • #13
                          Re: ~~ chipkiliooo~~

                          Originally posted by ASAD View Post
                          Aslam-0-alkam........... kitchen main chipkilioon k amd-0-raft ko rokny k liya koee totka hai to bata dain plzzzz..........:salam:
                          Waalikumaslam

                          good janab jab koi mashwara mily to mujhy b btana:(...

                          kitni peri hain ye chipkliaan...:(

                          Originally posted by Amico View Post
                          Eggs k khali khoooooool ly ker osy bulb k sath latka do..
                          koi fiada nahi
                          Gham To Likha So Likha Taqdeer ny Meri Zindagi Main

                          Ye Raton Ko Der Tk Neend Na Ana Kis Gunaah Ki Saza Hai

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                          • #14
                            Re: ~~ chipkiliooo~~

                            Originally posted by Fari View Post
                            372-shock

                            ab jasay u ho wasi hi baat karni thi na maina 372-haha
                            tumhara moun phir isi chapair ke kaabil he :slap:
                            :thmbup:

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                            • #15
                              Re: ~~ chipkiliooo~~

                              Originally posted by munda_sialkoty View Post
                              tumhara moun phir isi chapair ke kaabil he :slap:


                              aur tumhary jasa moun nahi ha me ka is liya ya chaper u hi khao:slap::slap::slap::slap::slap:

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