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    assalamalikum

    aap kisi mehfil main gay or aap ko vohan ka kahana pasand nahi aya to app kia karoo gay ???
    khana aaap kay samnaye hain ..aap ko pasand bhi nahi or yeh bhi nahi tasuwar deena kay aap ko kahana pasnad nahi a raha to aisi surat main aap kia karoo gay ? :D:
    اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
    اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔


  • #2
    Re: agar aap kisi mehfil main gaye or.......??

    YA sawal kis say hay males say ya khawateen say ??
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    • #3
      Re: agar aap kisi mehfil main gaye or.......??

      Originally posted by handsome
      YA sawal kis say hay males say ya khawateen say ??
      yeh general question hai koi bhi bata sakta hai :-)
      اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
      اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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      • #4
        Re: agar aap kisi mehfil main gaye or.......??

        Originally posted by Aanchal

        assalamalikum

        aap kisi mehfil main gay or aap ko vohan ka kahana pasand nahi aya to app kia karoo gay ???
        khana aaap kay samnaye hain ..aap ko pasand bhi nahi or yeh bhi nahi tasuwar deena kay aap ko kahana pasnad nahi a raha to aisi surat main aap kia karoo gay ? :D:
        umm majboran khana pary ga :(:(
        Pasand na bhe ho aur ye tasawwur bhe nahe dena kay hum ko pasand nahe aa raha to is surat mai to khana pary ga .Sirf dekhany k liay munna sa kha lain phir gher wapis jaaaty hoay PIZZA HUT chaly ja'ain gay :p:wink

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        • #5
          Re: agar aap kisi mehfil main gaye or.......??

          ager esa ho to me sath me kuch salad ya raeta zeada daal leti hun or usi ko khati rehti hun muskura muskura kar :eye: or akher me kehti hun bohat hi maze ka khana banaya aap ne wah wah maza aa gia :wk :lol

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          • #6
            Re: agar aap kisi mehfil main gaye or.......??

            Originally posted by aik_lerki
            umm majboran khana pary ga :(:(
            Pasand na bhe ho aur ye tasawwur bhe nahe dena kay hum ko pasand nahe aa raha to is surat mai to khana pary ga .Sirf dekhany k liay munna sa kha lain phir gher wapis jaaaty hoay PIZZA HUT chaly ja'ain gay :p:wink
            lolzz han aisa hota hai kahi khana pasand na aye to ghar jay kay pher kha laytay hain ham :lol
            اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
            اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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            • #7
              Re: agar aap kisi mehfil main gaye or.......??

              Originally posted by shy
              ager esa ho to me sath me kuch salad ya raeta zeada daal leti hun or usi ko khati rehti hun muskura muskura kar :eye: or akher me kehti hun bohat hi maze ka khana banaya aap ne wah wah maza aa gia :wk :lol

              salad bari achi cheez hai or aisay moukoun par bari kaam ati hai :D:
              اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
              اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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              • #8
                Re: agar aap kisi mehfil main gaye or.......??

                Originally posted by Aanchal
                lolzz han aisa hota hai kahi khana pasand na aye to ghar jay kay pher kha laytay hain ham :lol
                umm haaan right :)
                aap bhe aisa he kerte hain kiaa .. :p:wink
                achaa aap bataiay ky aap kia kerte hain aise situation main?:)

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                • #9
                  Re: agar aap kisi mehfil main gaye or.......??

                  Originally posted by aik_lerki
                  umm haaan right :)
                  aap bhe aisa he kerte hain kiaa .. :p:wink
                  achaa aap bataiay ky aap kia kerte hain aise situation main?:)
                  Assalaam o alekum,


                  arey komal yeh jo humaari naaaani hain naa yeh jahaan bhi jaaati hain itnaa khaaati hai itnaa khaati hain ke naa poocho chaahe inke pasand kaa khaaanaaa ho yaa naa ho :zuban: bachpan se hi petoooooooo hain yeh :tauba :tauba :tang:
                  :tang: RISK IS MY BUSINESS

                  DANGER IS MY GAME

                  DONT PLAY WITH ME
                  BCOZ KHURRAM IS MY NAME :tang:

                  Kisi nien bhi to naa dekha nigaah bher ke Mujhe

                  Gaya phir aaj kaa din bhi udaas ker ke mujhe

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                  • #10
                    Re: agar aap kisi mehfil main gaye or.......??

                    Originally posted by aik_lerki
                    umm haaan right :)
                    aap bhe aisa he kerte hain kiaa .. :p:wink
                    achaa aap bataiay ky aap kia kerte hain aise situation main?:)

                    maizbaan ko bataoun main laga doo takay usai pata hi na chalye kay humaye khana pasand hi nahi a raha :khi:
                    salad khati or chutni agar achi hoo to lolz
                    or pani
                    ya pher yeh keh dia aaj mere tabeyat theek nahi is leye main flan flan cheez nahi kha sakti mujhaye hazam hi nahi hoti yeh :lol

                    or mainto dieting pay houn is leye main itna nahi kha sakti :D
                    Last edited by .; 5 June 2005, 11:22.
                    اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
                    اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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                    • #11
                      Re: agar aap kisi mehfil main gaye or.......??

                      Originally posted by khurram_shaikh
                      Assalaam o alekum,


                      arey komal yeh jo humaari naaaani hain naa yeh jahaan bhi jaaati hain itnaa khaaati hai itnaa khaati hain ke naa poocho chaahe inke pasand kaa khaaanaaa ho yaa naa ho :zuban: bachpan se hi petoooooooo hain yeh :tauba :tauba :tang:
                      :eek:
                      yay kia keh rahy hain aap khurram bhai ...

                      hain Aanchal kia sach mai aisa hai ?? :p
                      vesy khurram bhai aap apni nani ky bachpan ki batain kesy jaaty hain :wink ;) :p:tang:

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                      • #12
                        Re: agar aap kisi mehfil main gaye or.......??

                        Originally posted by khurram_shaikh
                        Assalaam o alekum,


                        arey komal yeh jo humaari naaaani hain naa yeh jahaan bhi jaaati hain itnaa khaaati hai itnaa khaati hain ke naa poocho chaahe inke pasand kaa khaaanaaa ho yaa naa ho :zuban: bachpan se hi petoooooooo hain yeh :tauba :tauba :tang:
                        apni aap beeti suna rehaye hoo kia ? :tauba
                        اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
                        اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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                        • #13
                          Re: agar aap kisi mehfil main gaye or.......??

                          Originally posted by aik_lerki
                          :eek:
                          yay kia keh rahy hain aap khurram bhai ...

                          hain Aanchal kia sach mai aisa hai ?? :p
                          vesy khurram bhai aap apni nani ky bachpan ki batain kesy jaaty hain :wink ;) :p:tang:

                          Assalaam o alekum,


                          lo kal lo gall arey komal humaari naaaani naa humien hameshaa apni beeti zindagi ke qisse sunaati rehti hain ke main aisi to main TUN TUN ke jaisi dikhti thi mainien phalaaan din ek sher maaraa thaa phir ek din ek haathi se larr baithi thi aur khaaaanien mien to master thi main ghar mien jitnaa pakaa hootaa thaa sab hi khaa jaati thi isliye ghar waale mujhe saath leker hi nahin jaate they kahin daawaat shaawat mien :lol :kood: :D: :D
                          :tang: RISK IS MY BUSINESS

                          DANGER IS MY GAME

                          DONT PLAY WITH ME
                          BCOZ KHURRAM IS MY NAME :tang:

                          Kisi nien bhi to naa dekha nigaah bher ke Mujhe

                          Gaya phir aaj kaa din bhi udaas ker ke mujhe

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                          • #14
                            Re: agar aap kisi mehfil main gaye or.......??

                            Originally posted by Aanchal
                            maizbaan ko bataoun main laga doo takay usai pata hi na chalye kay humaye khana pasand hi nahi a raha :khi:
                            salad khati or chutni agar achi hoo to lolz
                            or pani
                            ya pher yeh keh dia aaj mere tabeyat theek nahi is leye main flan flan cheez nahi kha sakti mujhaye hazam hi nahi hoti yeh :lol

                            or mainto dieting pay houn is leye main itna nahi kha sakti :D
                            :lol :lol :lol Right
                            jin ko batain kerny ka fun aata hai un k liay ye bara faida hota hai aise situation main ky baaton mai laga loo mezban ko ..:)
                            but kuch mezbano ki adat hote hai na ..kehty rahty hain (lijy na ..ye lain na wo lain .. ..:(
                            baqi tabiat & diting waly bahany bhe achy hain ..:wink :p
                            try kerooge mai bhe ..:p:)

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                            • #15
                              Re: agar aap kisi mehfil main gaye or.......??

                              Originally posted by khurram_shaikh
                              Assalaam o alekum,


                              lo kal lo gall arey komal humaari naaaani naa humien hameshaa apni beeti zindagi ke qisse sunaati rehti hain ke main aisi to main TUN TUN ke jaisi dikhti thi mainien phalaaan din ek sher maaraa thaa phir ek din ek haathi se larr baithi thi aur khaaaanien mien to master thi main ghar mien jitnaa pakaa hootaa thaa sab hi khaa jaati thi isliye ghar waale mujhe saath leker hi nahin jaate they kahin daawaat shaawat mien :lol :kood: :D: :D
                              :D: :D: :D
                              shoo shweeet
                              kirty sweeet nani hai ap kii
                              itny mazy mazy ki kissay sunate hain apny bachpan ky aap ko :eye:
                              kaaaashhhh mere nani bhe aise hoteee...:wink :)

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