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Dear Friends,
Latest chocolate technology!!
CALCULATE YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATHS...........
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read - you'll need a calculator.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ....
If you haven't, add 1758.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
Now you have a three digit number.
The first digit of this is your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) THIS TECHNOLOGY WILL WORK..
SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.........
Use chocolate Calculator.
For example: Anyone (Birthday 12 January 1980) takes 5 chocs per week....lets calculate:
(5x2=10) add 5 ( 10+5=15) multiply with 50 (15x50=750)
If brithday over this year then add = 1759
If birthday pending this year then add = 1758
So, I assume its over so adding 1759....so (750+1759=2509)
Subtract the four digit year that you were born which is 1980 (2509-1980=529)
Now see in (529) 5 is No of times you eat chocolate and 29 is Age
Latest chocolate technology!!
CALCULATE YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATHS...........
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read - you'll need a calculator.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ....
If you haven't, add 1758.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
Now you have a three digit number.
The first digit of this is your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) THIS TECHNOLOGY WILL WORK..
SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.........
Use chocolate Calculator.
For example: Anyone (Birthday 12 January 1980) takes 5 chocs per week....lets calculate:
(5x2=10) add 5 ( 10+5=15) multiply with 50 (15x50=750)
If brithday over this year then add = 1759
If birthday pending this year then add = 1758
So, I assume its over so adding 1759....so (750+1759=2509)
Subtract the four digit year that you were born which is 1980 (2509-1980=529)
Now see in (529) 5 is No of times you eat chocolate and 29 is Age
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