Birthday Jokes !!!

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Assalamalikum

Is thread main aap sab nay sirf birthday jokes post karnay hain acha :lpop:

kisi ko dedicate bhi kar saktay hain yeh birthday jokes :phool:


so let's start


Masood......."Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Doctor........."Next time, take off the candles."

:kr:

[*Rida*]

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"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?"
Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What thing is that?"
"Nothing!"

:lpop:

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Khalil walked into a bakery and said, "I want a birthday cake
baked for me in the shape of the letter S."

The baker nodded, "Ill have that ready by three this
afternoon. But it will cost extra for the S shape."


"Money is no object," said the Khalil.


At three oclock khalil was back. The cake was proudly
presented in all its serpentine glory, and khalil lost his
temper. "Not an ordinary S, you idiot," he shouted. "I want a
beautiful flowing S in script."


The baker said, "But you didnt say so. If you can come back
at eight this evening, Ill have it for you, but its going to
cost extra."


Khalil was back at eight. Another cake was presented.
He looked at it critically and said, "I dont like the way the
Happy Birthday looks. Can you rewrite it? Ill pay extra for
your trouble."


"I can fix that in no time. Come back in half an hour," said
the baker.


By eight thirty he was back, and the cake was perfect. With
a sigh of relief, the baker pulled a box down and prepared to
package the cake.


"Hold it," said the Khalil. "Im eating it here."

[*Hala*]

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whaaa kia birthday jokes haiii :kr:

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Q: What was the average age of a cave man?
A: Stone Age!
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!

Q: Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
A: No, they both burn shorter!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!

Q: What do you say to a cow on her birthday?
A: Happy Birthday to Moo!

Q: What do you say to a cat on her birthday?
A: Happy birthday to mew!

Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it's been sliced.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus how old I am today!

Q: Why are you cutting the cake with a chisel?
A: Because it's marble cake.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan a piece of your cake!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Freddy.
Freddy who?
Freddy to open your presents!

Q: Why did the man act wild and crazy on his birthday?
A: He was trying to age disgracefully.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness! Your present escaped!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Matty.
Matty who?
Matty nice of you to invite me to the party!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Mark your calendars... my birthday's just around the corner!

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whaaa kia birthday jokes haiii :kr:

aap bhi share karoo na :eye:

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jhmuroo: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday."
Munda : "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Jhmuroo: "No, a VCP ... Very Cheap Present!"



:khi:

[*Hala*]

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aap bhi share karoo na :eye:

app apna source mujhy bataa di :eye:

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khurram....."I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you."
baykamal...."A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?"
khurram......"That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!" :kr:

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app apna source mujhy bataa di :eye:

google.com :wk :shh:

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Saima................"Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
Bheegi palkian....."No, only little babies."


:zuban:

[Muhammad Khalil]

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Khalil walked into a bakery and said, "I want a birthday cake
baked for me in the shape of the letter S."

The baker nodded, "Ill have that ready by three this
afternoon. But it will cost extra for the S shape."


"Money is no object," said the Khalil.


At three oclock khalil was back. The cake was proudly
presented in all its serpentine glory, and khalil lost his
temper. "Not an ordinary S, you idiot," he shouted. "I want a
beautiful flowing S in script."


The baker said, "But you didnt say so. If you can come back
at eight this evening, Ill have it for you, but its going to
cost extra."


Khalil was back at eight. Another cake was presented.
He looked at it critically and said, "I dont like the way the
Happy Birthday looks. Can you rewrite it? Ill pay extra for
your trouble."


"I can fix that in no time. Come back in half an hour," said
the baker.


By eight thirty he was back, and the cake was perfect. With
a sigh of relief, the baker pulled a box down and prepared to
package the cake.


"Hold it," said the Khalil. "Im eating it here."

shop ka name batain zra:mm:

[sufiaamir]

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good

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Birthday Jokes and Riddles


Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!

Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age!

Q. What do you always get on your birthday?
A. Another year older!


Q. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
A. No, they both burn shorter!

Q. What did one candle say to the other?
A. Don't birthdays burn you up?

Q. Why do we put candles on top of a cake?
A. It's too hard to put them on the bottom!


Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!


Q. What do you say to a cow on her birthday?
A. Happy Birthday to Moo!

Q. What do you say to a cat on her birthday?
A. Happy birthday to mew!

Q. What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday?
A. I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!