George Bush goes to a primary school to give a
> > speech. After his talk he
> > offers question time.
> >
> > One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
> him
> > what his name is.
> > "Bob".
> >
> > "And what is your question, Bob?"
> >
> > "I have 3 questions.
> >
> > First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
> > support of the UN?
> >
> > Second, why are you President when Kerry got more
> > votes?
> >
> > And third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
> >
> >
> > Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush
> > informs the kiddies
> > that they will continue after recess.
> >
> > When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
> >
> > Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a
> > question?"
> >
> >
> > A different little boy puts up his hand. George
> > points him out and asks
> > him what his name is?
> >
> > "Steve"
> >
> > "And what is your question, Steve?"
> >
> > "I have 5 questions.
> >
> > First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
> > support of the UN?
> >
> > Second, why are you President when Kerry got more
> > votes?
> >
> > Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
> >
> > Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes
> > early?!
> >
> > And fifth, Where is "Bob"??!!!!
> > speech. After his talk he
> > offers question time.
> >
> > One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
> him
> > what his name is.
> > "Bob".
> >
> > "And what is your question, Bob?"
> >
> > "I have 3 questions.
> >
> > First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
> > support of the UN?
> >
> > Second, why are you President when Kerry got more
> > votes?
> >
> > And third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
> >
> >
> > Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush
> > informs the kiddies
> > that they will continue after recess.
> >
> > When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
> >
> > Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a
> > question?"
> >
> >
> > A different little boy puts up his hand. George
> > points him out and asks
> > him what his name is?
> >
> > "Steve"
> >
> > "And what is your question, Steve?"
> >
> > "I have 5 questions.
> >
> > First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
> > support of the UN?
> >
> > Second, why are you President when Kerry got more
> > votes?
> >
> > Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
> >
> > Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes
> > early?!
> >
> > And fifth, Where is "Bob"??!!!!
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