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Assalam_O_Alikum WR WB
All New Ones....
A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
:-(
Guess why ?
because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
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And this is the latest one.... shayad padaa ho pehle but phir bhi
enjoy....................
) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
means...
scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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_
Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???
Think......
Think..
Bit more.......
Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai...
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
....
....
......
okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna mat"
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What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
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one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on
talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
...
An IDEA can change your wife.
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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping
from
10th floor?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
latter goes
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (hit)
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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange?
think......
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socho socho
............
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............
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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!
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A tamilian and a sardarji sittin together in a train. Tamilian is
bored
and wants to talk, he asks sardar "tamil terima?"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sardar is offended and hits back "punjab tera baap"
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Acha last one...............
ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
FeamnAllah :lpop::lpop:
All New Ones....
A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
:-(
Guess why ?
because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
__________________________________________________ ___________________
_
And this is the latest one.... shayad padaa ho pehle but phir bhi
enjoy....................
) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
means...
scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
__________________________________________________ ___________________
_
Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???
Think......
Think..
Bit more.......
Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai...
__________________________________________________ ___________________
_
What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
think
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
__________________________________________________ ___________________
_
Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
....
....
......
okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna mat"
__________________________________________________ ___________________
_
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
---
one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on
talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
...
An IDEA can change your wife.
__________________________________________________ ___________________
_
whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping
from
10th floor?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
latter goes
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (hit)
__________________________________________________ ___________________
_
Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange?
think......
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
socho socho
............
............
............
............
............
............
...........
............
............
............
the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!
---------------------------------------------------------------------
---
A tamilian and a sardarji sittin together in a train. Tamilian is
bored
and wants to talk, he asks sardar "tamil terima?"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sardar is offended and hits back "punjab tera baap"
---------------------------------------------------------------------
---
---------------------------------------------------------------------
-
Acha last one...............
ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
FeamnAllah :lpop::lpop:
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