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Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"
Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"
Scene
Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nehi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bi koi scene nehi hai
Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nehi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bi koi scene nehi hai
Blood Group
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
Ziadtee
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien apna hi khoon tha
Machiss
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf...kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
Purana Maal
Burhiya:Aray dekho iss kambakhat maare ko mere sath larki ja rahi he
osse nahi dekh raha kab se mujhe taare chala ja ria he...!
Aadmi:Aray..! amma darasal ye kabaria he purana maal dekh raha he.
Break Nahi Maar Sakty Thy ???
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli "Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? "
Pathan herat se... "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."
Jhoot
uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga
bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay .... !!!!
Aag Per Qabu
Aik haseen-o-jameel adaakara ke ghar aag lag gaee ..aag par qabu panay
main 10 minut lagay.....aor.......aag bujhany walon per qabu panay main
40 minut lagay
Ghayal
Safed saari par jab tum laalbindi lagati ho
khuda ki kasam ambulance nazar aati ho
farq sirf itna hai ke wo ghayal ko le jati hai
or tum ghayal kar jati ho ;)
Mental Doctor
AIK ADMI LANGRAATA HOA AATA HAY USSE DEKH KAR DO DOCTOR AAPAS MAY
JHAGAR TEAN HAY AIK KEHTA HAY K US KI HADDI TOTH GAI HAI DOSRA BOLTA HAI K
NAHI US KA ANGOTHA NIKAL GAYA HAI DONOON ME KAFI BEHAS HO RAHI HOTI HAI TO
TISRA DOCTOR BOLTA HAI CHALO US SAY HI POCH LAETEY HAIN USSAY POCH TAY HAIN TO
WO BOLATA HAI NAHI NA MERA TO CHAPL TOTA HAY;) HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
Zakaat
teen dost tha phalla patan dosra panjabe or tisra memon.Ramzan ka maina
tha dostoo na bolaa ka yar zakat dana ha too app log kasa datta ho.too
phala dost patan na bolla ka hum khali maidan ma za kar gol paira
banatha ha or asman ma paisa ushal tha ha zoo paisa paira ka bhair zata ha
woo zakat kartta ha or zoo andar hotta ha woo humara hotta ha .fer
pajabe na bolla ka hum ak lakir kachtta ha or paisa ushal tha ha zoo paisa
left hand par zatta ha woo zakat kartta ha or zoo right hand par woo
humara.fer memon dost sa pucha ka woo kasa kartta ha too usna kaha ka
astag feroollha app log assa zakat kartta ho yea lakir fakir keya ha hum
khali maidan ma zatta ha or asman ma husal tha ha zoo paisa asman ma
gheya woo zakat ka or zoo paisa necha aaya woo humara.
Kaho Ik Din...Kaho Ik Din
Civic VTI jisai kehete ho wo gadi tumaree hai
Jisey nokia 6600 kehte ho wo cell tumhara hai
Jinhai tum aamon k baghat kehte ho woh baghain tumharee hain
Kaho ik di kaho ik din
Ager sab kuch ye mera hai to sab kuch dedo ik din
Gari apni mujhe tum dedo cell dedo doosrey din
merey hathon mai kaghzat rakh ker dafa ho ik din
Dafa ho ik din dafa ho ik din.....
Tere Naam
ADMI NAAI SE MERI TERE NAAM WALI CUTTING KAR DO.
NAAI USKI TIND KAR DETA HAI
ADMI GHUSSAY SE YE KYA KIYA HAI ???
NAAI MAIN KYA KAROON MAIN NE DEKHI HI END SE HAI.
Naak
Aik lerki apny boy friend k sath nai garri main long drive par ja rahi thi
achanak larki kehnay lagi.....suno !
kia tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho ?
kioon nahi.....larkay ne bare fakher se garden akraaii...
larki ne aahista se kaha..........
"to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo "
Puppy
hi u all
i hv one puppy 4 u
1puppy 4 ur friend
1 puppy for ur fri ke fri
u know why??? becuz............
ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien apna hi khoon tha
Machiss
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf...kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
Purana Maal
Burhiya:Aray dekho iss kambakhat maare ko mere sath larki ja rahi he
osse nahi dekh raha kab se mujhe taare chala ja ria he...!
Aadmi:Aray..! amma darasal ye kabaria he purana maal dekh raha he.
Break Nahi Maar Sakty Thy ???
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli "Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? "
Pathan herat se... "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."
Jhoot
uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga
bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay .... !!!!
Aag Per Qabu
Aik haseen-o-jameel adaakara ke ghar aag lag gaee ..aag par qabu panay
main 10 minut lagay.....aor.......aag bujhany walon per qabu panay main
40 minut lagay
Ghayal
Safed saari par jab tum laalbindi lagati ho
khuda ki kasam ambulance nazar aati ho
farq sirf itna hai ke wo ghayal ko le jati hai
or tum ghayal kar jati ho ;)
Mental Doctor
AIK ADMI LANGRAATA HOA AATA HAY USSE DEKH KAR DO DOCTOR AAPAS MAY
JHAGAR TEAN HAY AIK KEHTA HAY K US KI HADDI TOTH GAI HAI DOSRA BOLTA HAI K
NAHI US KA ANGOTHA NIKAL GAYA HAI DONOON ME KAFI BEHAS HO RAHI HOTI HAI TO
TISRA DOCTOR BOLTA HAI CHALO US SAY HI POCH LAETEY HAIN USSAY POCH TAY HAIN TO
WO BOLATA HAI NAHI NA MERA TO CHAPL TOTA HAY;) HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
Zakaat
teen dost tha phalla patan dosra panjabe or tisra memon.Ramzan ka maina
tha dostoo na bolaa ka yar zakat dana ha too app log kasa datta ho.too
phala dost patan na bolla ka hum khali maidan ma za kar gol paira
banatha ha or asman ma paisa ushal tha ha zoo paisa paira ka bhair zata ha
woo zakat kartta ha or zoo andar hotta ha woo humara hotta ha .fer
pajabe na bolla ka hum ak lakir kachtta ha or paisa ushal tha ha zoo paisa
left hand par zatta ha woo zakat kartta ha or zoo right hand par woo
humara.fer memon dost sa pucha ka woo kasa kartta ha too usna kaha ka
astag feroollha app log assa zakat kartta ho yea lakir fakir keya ha hum
khali maidan ma zatta ha or asman ma husal tha ha zoo paisa asman ma
gheya woo zakat ka or zoo paisa necha aaya woo humara.
Kaho Ik Din...Kaho Ik Din
Civic VTI jisai kehete ho wo gadi tumaree hai
Jisey nokia 6600 kehte ho wo cell tumhara hai
Jinhai tum aamon k baghat kehte ho woh baghain tumharee hain
Kaho ik di kaho ik din
Ager sab kuch ye mera hai to sab kuch dedo ik din
Gari apni mujhe tum dedo cell dedo doosrey din
merey hathon mai kaghzat rakh ker dafa ho ik din
Dafa ho ik din dafa ho ik din.....
Tere Naam
ADMI NAAI SE MERI TERE NAAM WALI CUTTING KAR DO.
NAAI USKI TIND KAR DETA HAI
ADMI GHUSSAY SE YE KYA KIYA HAI ???
NAAI MAIN KYA KAROON MAIN NE DEKHI HI END SE HAI.
Naak
Aik lerki apny boy friend k sath nai garri main long drive par ja rahi thi
achanak larki kehnay lagi.....suno !
kia tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho ?
kioon nahi.....larkay ne bare fakher se garden akraaii...
larki ne aahista se kaha..........
"to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo "
Puppy
hi u all
i hv one puppy 4 u
1puppy 4 ur friend
1 puppy for ur fri ke fri
u know why??? becuz............
ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai
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