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Naukar:
Ik shakhs kisi naamwar qazzaq (daku) key paas geya aur kaha mujhey naukar rakh lo. Qazzaq ney poochha: "tum ney is sey pehley kahan kahan naukari ki hai?". Usney kaha: "2 bars aik wakeel key paas aur aik bars police mein raha hoon" - Guess qazzaq ney ussey naukar rakh liya :khi:
Majboori:
"meri ammi abbu merey liye aik chhoti si behan laey hain" - aik bachey ney apni class teacher ko btaya. "to kya woh aap ko achhi lagti hai?" - teacher ney poochha. "haan achhi to lagti hai" - bacha bola - "lekin agar woh larrka hoti to ziyada mazzah aata phir main uskey saath khoob khailta".... " to aap apney ammi abbu ko kahiyey keh woh aap ki behan ko badal ker aap key liye bhai ley aaein" -teacher ney kaha.
"ab ussey badla nahin jaa sakta na" bachey ney afsurdgi sey jawab diya "ab to ham ussey 4 din istimaal kar chukey hain" :tomato:
Panjabi:
Josh Maleeh Aabadi (Urdu key aik bohat umdah shaair) panjabi zuban ko pasand nahin kartey they. Aik roz unhon ney Kunwar Muhinder Singh Bedi sey kaha: "mera khiyaal hai keh dozakh ki sarkari zuban panjabi ho gi" to Bedi boley: "hmmm phir to aap ko yeh zubam zaroor seekhney parrey gi" :lol
Ik shakhs kisi naamwar qazzaq (daku) key paas geya aur kaha mujhey naukar rakh lo. Qazzaq ney poochha: "tum ney is sey pehley kahan kahan naukari ki hai?". Usney kaha: "2 bars aik wakeel key paas aur aik bars police mein raha hoon" - Guess qazzaq ney ussey naukar rakh liya :khi:
Majboori:
"meri ammi abbu merey liye aik chhoti si behan laey hain" - aik bachey ney apni class teacher ko btaya. "to kya woh aap ko achhi lagti hai?" - teacher ney poochha. "haan achhi to lagti hai" - bacha bola - "lekin agar woh larrka hoti to ziyada mazzah aata phir main uskey saath khoob khailta".... " to aap apney ammi abbu ko kahiyey keh woh aap ki behan ko badal ker aap key liye bhai ley aaein" -teacher ney kaha.
"ab ussey badla nahin jaa sakta na" bachey ney afsurdgi sey jawab diya "ab to ham ussey 4 din istimaal kar chukey hain" :tomato:
Panjabi:
Josh Maleeh Aabadi (Urdu key aik bohat umdah shaair) panjabi zuban ko pasand nahin kartey they. Aik roz unhon ney Kunwar Muhinder Singh Bedi sey kaha: "mera khiyaal hai keh dozakh ki sarkari zuban panjabi ho gi" to Bedi boley: "hmmm phir to aap ko yeh zubam zaroor seekhney parrey gi" :lol
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