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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Smile, It makes people wonder what you are thinking.
If you cannot change your mind,
Are you sure you have one?
Whenever I find the key to success,
Someone changes the lock.
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
Home is where the television is.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Everyone should ! have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Smile, It makes people wonder what you are thinking.
If you cannot change your mind,
Are you sure you have one?
Whenever I find the key to success,
Someone changes the lock.
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
Home is where the television is.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Everyone should ! have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.
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