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>Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes to the the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
Criminal:
A person no different from the rest except that he/she got caught
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after elections
Doctor:
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Nurse:
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:
Who feels about himself most intelligent person and whereas other feels themselves more intelligent then he.
School:
A place where Parents pay and children play
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes to the the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
Criminal:
A person no different from the rest except that he/she got caught
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after elections
Doctor:
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Nurse:
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:
Who feels about himself most intelligent person and whereas other feels themselves more intelligent then he.
School:
A place where Parents pay and children play
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
