Zubaida Aapa Kay new Totkay...

[Jamil Akhter]

Kafi arsay tak istimal kay baad, jab mozay main nehayat he nakhush gawar boo anay lagay to unko kisi oonchi deevar per taang dain, is say ap kay ghar main Chipkili, Machar, Makhi, Lalbaig, etc. nahi atay..

Aur Mehman bhi gate say he wapis chalay jatay hain..

Chapter: Mehmano ki Khidmat

[Jamil Akhter]

Re: Zubaida Aapa Kay new Totkay...

Agar kisi Bachay ko har waqt Naak main Ungli dalay rakhnay ki adat ho to, Usay Bina Elastic wali Chaddi pehna do, jis say woh har waqt apni Chaddi thamay rakhay ga or Naak main Ungli dalnay ki adat Nikal jayegi..

Chapter: (Bachon Ko Sudharnay kay Tareeqay)

[Jamil Akhter]

Re: Zubaida Aapa Kay new Totkay...

Agar ghar main Machar hon to Cow ka Gobar beech kamray main rakh ker jalayen, Machar yeh kehtay howay bhaag jayengay kay yeh yaqeenan Zubaida Apa ka he Totka hoga.

[Jamil Akhter]

Re: Zubaida Aapa Kay new Totkay...

Agar koi Larki bazar main tumhain bhai keh day to bilkul bhi nahi darna or usay ek Thapar laga ker kehna kay yahan kiya ker rahi ho chalo Ghar jao.

Zubaida Apa kay Sharmindgi say bachnay kay Totkay.

[Jamil Akhter]

Re: Zubaida Aapa Kay new Totkay...

Agar ap kay pass Belt na ho aur Pent dheeli honay ki waja say utar janay ka dar ho to, Pent kay uper Underwear pehen lain, Jis say ap Superman lagnay lagen gay.

Zubaida Apa kay Fashionable Totkay

[Jamil Akhter]

Re: Zubaida Aapa Kay new Totkay...

Agar tumhain kahin Khud Kash Bombar nazar aye, to foran us per Pisi howi Haldi, Pisi howi Lal Mirch, Pisa howa Dhaniya, Pisi howi Adrak, Lehsan 1, 1 Table Spoon, or 1/2 KG Corn Flour daal dain, Jesay he Bomb Blast hoga, Khud Kash Hamla Awar ka Tasty Broast tayar ho jayega..

[Jamil Akhter]

Re: Zubaida Aapa Kay new Totkay...

Agar government Kapray pehen'nay per pabandi laga day to Khud Kash Hamlon say bacha ja sakta hay...

(Zubaida Apa kay Be Sharam Totkay)

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[Jamil Akhter]

Re: Zubaida Aapa Kay new Totkay...

Agar ap ko rat main Neend nahi ati, to Kahin Chokidari ker kay 4 Paisay kamaye ja saktay hain...

(Zubaida Apa kay Part Time Kamayee k Totkay)