Wife Husband

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Wife : College ke zamaney mein Main jab kahin se guzarti ladkon ki nazar mujh pe hi tiki rahti,
Husband : Issi liye to main kahta hoon, tumhen museum mein hona chahiye tha

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Wife : Aji suntey ho, Adil to aaj kal jhoot per jhoot bolna sikh raha hai, sach to usey bolna aata hai nahin
Husband : Bacchhey pehley pahal maan se hi sikhta hai

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Husband : Jab bhi main walid sahab ka deewar se latki talwar dekhta hoon, jung pe jaaney ko mera dil karta hai.
Wife: To chaley kyon nahin jaatey ?
Husband : Kya karoon, iskey baad fauran unki naqli taang ki yaad aa jati hai.

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Husband: Aaj Sunday hai, to maine socha kuchh aish ki jaaye
Wife : Wo Kaise...?
Husband : Yeh lo picture ki 3 ticket
Wife : 3 kiske liye
Husband : Ek tumhare liye aur 2 tumharey Mummy Papa ke liye

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Lambi beemari ke baad jab Imran ki aankheyn khuli to usney paas khadi apni biwi se puchha "Main kahan hoon, kya main jannat mein hoon?"

Wife : Nahin abhi tum jahannum mein hi ho
Husband : Iska kya saboot hai
Wife : Kya main saboot ke taur pe kaafi nahin hoon

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Re: Wife Husband

Assalaam-0-Alaikom

:khi::khi::khi:

[jaazba]

Re: Wife Husband

great sharing!

[imsaal]

Re: Wife Husband

very nice sharing:)

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Re: Wife Husband

:lol good one :thmbup: zaidatar sunaye hovey nahi they :D: