Man: I have the perfect son.
Friend: Does he smoke?
Man: No, he doesn't.
Friend: Does he drink whiskey?
Man: No, he doesn't.
Friend: Does he ever come home late?
Man: No, he doesn't.
Friend: I guess you really do have the perfect son. By the way how old is he?
Man: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Friend: Does he smoke?
Man: No, he doesn't.
Friend: Does he drink whiskey?
Man: No, he doesn't.
Friend: Does he ever come home late?
Man: No, he doesn't.
Friend: I guess you really do have the perfect son. By the way how old is he?
Man: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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