When opportunity knock..

[Muhammad Ali Jawad]

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks,

'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'Yes, I did.'

The robber then shot him point blank, killing him instantly..

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man,

'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man smartly replied...


















"No sir, I didn't, but I think my wife did!"

- Moral -

When Opportunity knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT ....

[ASK Afridi]

Re: When opportunity knock..

hahahaha........ mr khan apke liye nasihat hai.......... :lol

[BhaTaktii RooH]

Re: When opportunity knock..

:kr::kr::kr:

zabardast....kya opportunity milli hai...really lucky guy.....:lol

[ASK Afridi]

Re: When opportunity knock..

mere joke pe hans rahi ho na.........

[Muhammad Ali Jawad]

Re: When opportunity knock..

:kr::kr::kr:

zabardast....kya opportunity milli hai...really lucky guy.....:lol

Aisee opportunity kisee kisse ku kabhi kabhi kabhi hi miltee hai..

[BhaTaktii RooH]

Re: When opportunity knock..

mere joke pe hans rahi ho na.........

khush'fehmii...:garmi:

[BhaTaktii RooH]

Re: When opportunity knock..

Aisee opportunity kisee kisse ku kabhi kabhi kabhi hi miltee hai..

par app kabhi aisi opportunity se faida uThaney ka sock k tu dikhaye...

[ASK Afridi]

Re: When opportunity knock..

khush'fehmii...:garmi:

touba hai...........

[BhaTaktii RooH]

Re: When opportunity knock..

touba hai...........

haan haan kar lejiye tauba ...ab tu yahii kaam ani hai or kuch nai....

[Muhammad Ali Jawad]

Re: When opportunity knock..

par app kabhi aisi opportunity se faida uThaney ka sock k tu dikhaye...

Main tu nahi sooch sakta...lykin ager tumharaee chachee nay sooch liya tu phir kia ho ga..

[BhaTaktii RooH]

Re: When opportunity knock..

Main tu nahi sooch sakta...lykin ager tumharaee chachee nay sooch liya tu phir kia ho ga..

me ne 10 mai se 10 de doon gii.....:lol

[Muhammad Ali Jawad]

Re: When opportunity knock..

me ne 10 mai se 10 de doon gii.....:lol

Yani tum chahtee ho k tumahary chachoo...............................mujhay ye umeed nahi thi tum say bhateejee..