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    1 Kunwe me kutta gr gaya, kuch log kunwe ko pak karne ke liye Molvi ke paas gaye....

    Molvi: 200 baalti pani kunwe se nikalo, kunwa pak ho jaye ga,

    Chuna cha logon ne aisa hi kiya, magar kuch dino bad kunwe ke pani sey smell aane lagi,

    Log dosre molvi ke pas gaye, dosre molvi ne kaha..

    Dosra Molvi: Kunwe sey 400 balti pani nikal do, smell khatam ho jaye gi aur kunwa pak ho jaye ga,

    Logon ne aisa hi kiya magar smell phir bhi aati rahi,

    Phir log teesre molvi ke paas gaye....

    Teesra Molvi: Pehle kuttay ko kunwe sey nikalo jahilon....

    Moral: Hume bhi apne mulk ko pak karne ke liye pehle kutte ko mulk sey nikalna pare ga....

    Umeed hai ke aap log samajh gaye hun ge...

  • #2
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    hmm Sahi kaha Superb lolzzzz

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    • #3
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      اسلام علیکم
      یہاں پر تو کئی کتے ہیں کس کس کو باہر نکالیں دو تو نکلے ہوئے ہیں اور کئی ابھی تک ہماری ہڈیاںبھنبوڑ رہے ہیں اور کئی زبانیں نکالے اپنی باری کا انتظار کر رہے ہیں
      ان حالات میں کیا کریں ؟؟؟؟
      Last edited by S.Athar; 28 September 2010, 21:48.
      :star1:

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      • #4
        Re: Na'pak Kunwa



        lesson in a comic way always have a gr8 impact....
        میں نعرہ مستانہ، میں شوخی رندانہ

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        • #5
          Re: Na'pak Kunwa

          filhaal to to baltiyan hi nakali ja rahi hen:khi:

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          • #6
            Re: Na'pak Kunwa

            Khan Bhai....baat tu aap nay kisee had tak sahi kahi hai..lykin humaray mulk main aik nahi bulkeh bohut say kuttay hain..ager aik kutta kunwain saly nikalty hain tu doosra iss main gir jata hai...akhir kab tak aap kuttay nikaltay rahain gay...iss liye behtar hai..k iss kuwain yani (humaray mulk ku) inn kuttoon say door rakha jaye aur aik boundri wall laga dee jaye ta k koi kutta iddhar aa hi na sakay...aur sirf achay loog hi iss kunwain say paani pee sakain..(Allah aap ku jazay khair ata farmaye).


            Allah-o-Akbar Kabeera, Wal Hamdulillaah-e-Kaseera, Subhan Allah-e-Bukratan-wa-Aseela

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            • #7
              Re: Na'pak Kunwa

              @chachoo...

              ap impossible baat kar rahey hain...facts se buhut hi door....

              @topic...

              Good one..:thmbup:
              .......................!!!!!

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              • #8
                Re: Na'pak Kunwa

                Originally posted by BhaTaktii RooH View Post
                @chachoo...

                ap impossible baat kar rahey hain...facts se buhut hi door....

                @topic...

                Good one..:thmbup:
                Haiyrat hai bhateejee tum itnee Aqalmand ho ker bhi ye baat ker rahi ho...aqalmandoon ki dictionary main 'impossible' ka word nahi hota dear..

                Main political view main baat ker raha tha...ho sakta hai humaray mulk main bhi unqareeb 'Iran' ki terhan ka bloddy revolution a jaye..tu bohut kuch theek ho sakta hai...(insha Allah).


                Allah-o-Akbar Kabeera, Wal Hamdulillaah-e-Kaseera, Subhan Allah-e-Bukratan-wa-Aseela

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                • #9
                  Re: Na'pak Kunwa

                  Originally posted by Muhammad Ali Jawad View Post
                  Haiyrat hai bhateejee tum itnee Aqalmand ho ker bhi ye baat ker rahi ho...aqalmandoon ki dictionary main 'impossible' ka word nahi hota dear..

                  Main political view main baat ker raha tha...ho sakta hai humaray mulk main bhi unqareeb 'Iran' ki terhan ka bloddy revolution a jaye..tu bohut kuch theek ho sakta hai...(insha Allah).
                  chachoo hairat ki koi baat nai....am a human n ye natural hai k main apney mind main kuch limits bana k rakhoon....

                  well jahan tuk revolution ki baat hai....i'll b waiting for it anxiously....

                  so lets just hope for d best
                  .......................!!!!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Na'pak Kunwa

                    Fesla yeh kerna hai wo aik kutta konsa hai Khaan ji

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                    • #11
                      Re: Na'pak Kunwa

                      Originally posted by atif saad View Post
                      Fesla yeh kerna hai wo aik kutta konsa hai Khaan ji
                      Jis ke daant hamesha bahir hote hein, jis ne hume qarzon me dooba diya hai

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                      • #12
                        Re: Na'pak Kunwa

                        Originally posted by S.A.Z View Post
                        اسلام علیکم
                        یہاں پر تو کئی کتے ہیں کس کس کو باہر نکالیں دو تو نکلے ہوئے ہیں اور کئی ابھی تک ہماری ہڈیاںبھنبوڑ رہے ہیں اور کئی زبانیں نکالے اپنی باری کا انتظار کر رہے ہیں
                        ان حالات میں کیا کریں ؟؟؟؟
                        Walaikum Assalaam,

                        aap ki baat bilkul sahi hai ke kis kis kuttay ko mulk sey nikala jaye,

                        Mere khayaal sey in kutton me sey kisi ek kuttay ko bhi zinda dafan kar dya jaye to baqi saare kuttay mulk chhor kar khud hi bhaag jayen ge

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                        • #13
                          Re: Na'pak Kunwa

                          Originally posted by Muhammad Ali Jawad View Post
                          Haiyrat hai bhateejee tum itnee Aqalmand ho ker bhi ye baat ker rahi ho...aqalmandoon ki dictionary main 'impossible' ka word nahi hota dear..

                          Main political view main baat ker raha tha...ho sakta hai humaray mulk main bhi unqareeb 'Iran' ki terhan ka bloddy revolution a jaye..tu bohut kuch theek ho sakta hai...(insha Allah).
                          Exactly

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                          • #14
                            Re: Na'pak Kunwa

                            Originally posted by AbgeenA View Post
                            filhaal to to baltiyan hi nakali ja rahi hen:khi:
                            Baltiyon sey sailab ka pani khatam nahi hoga :d

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                            • #15
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                              Great yar

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