BhaTaktii RooH special jokes..

[BhaTaktii RooH]

# Aik laRka apney abbu se kehta hai.."Papa mujhey bahir parrhayi poori karni hai"

Abbu kehtey hain.."Theek hai BeTa ammi se keh do k sehan main jharru laga dey..or haan apna coat saath le kar jana bahir ThanD buhut hai"

# Do dost jungle mai jaa rahey they...samney shair nikal aya..aik ne us par pathar phainka or bhaagney laga...dossra wahiin khaRa raha..Pehley ne awaaz dii.."Bhaag kyun nai rahey??" bola.."Main ne thoRi maara hai jo bhaagoon"

# Aik laRkey ne apney teacher se poocha "Sir kisi insaan ko aisii kaam ki saza di jaa sakti hai jo us ne kiya hi na ho"
Sir replied.."Nai beTa"
boy said."Sir main ne home work nai kiya"

to be contd.....

[Mr.Khan]

Re: BhaTaktii RooH special jokes..

Where is special :donno:

sub to sune hue hen, koi naya market me laaye na janab

[BhaTaktii RooH]

Re: BhaTaktii RooH special jokes..

acha....waisey ap logon ne tu sub hi suney howe hotey hain....

special ye hai k ye wo jokes hain jin par me ko waqaee hansii atii hai....:d

khair here r few more...

# Aik dulhan shaadi hall k ander jatey hii bhaagney lagii......KYUN???

"Taakey koi or us ki seat na pakaR ley...."

# Aik fiqah ka ustaad class main gaya or apnii chaddar nikal kar zameen par lait kar soney laga....itney main wahan principal agaya...larrkoon ne jub usey awaaz di k "Ustaad principal sahab agaye hain" tu wo ye keh kar uTha.."Or is tarah hoti hai aik mareez ki namaaz"........:lol

# Aik aadmii apni biwi se kehta hai..."Tumhein dekhta hoon tu samundar ki yaad ajatii hai" Biwii ne khush hokar kaha.."do u mean am very beautiful n mysterios" Husband ne reply kiya."nai balkey jub bhi tumhein dekhta hoon mujhey chakkar atey hain or paiT main marooR atii hai"...

# "Main ne socha main hi tum logoon ko phone kar k haal chaal poochoon...kyunki jub tuk hum kuch karein gey nai tum ne tu hamara haal poochna nai hai na..." Aik charsii police station phone kar k bol raha hai..

# Aik charsii aik murda'khaney ka incharge tha... aik jung k doraan wahan 35 laashein layii gayii...us ne radio ON kiya tu news main kaha gaya 30 log maarey gaye hain...wo forun gaya or darwaza khol kar kehney laga.."jo 5 log naTak kar rahey hian wo uTh k nikal jayein"..

well for now i think enough baqi baad main...

[S.Athar]

Re: BhaTaktii RooH special jokes..

اسلام علیکم

372-haha372-haha372-haha372-haha

[Mr.Khan]

Re: BhaTaktii RooH special jokes..

acha....waisey ap logon ne tu sub hi suney howe hotey hain....

special ye hai k ye wo jokes hain jin par me ko waqaee hansii atii hai....:d

acha phir theek hai

# Aik charsii aik murda'khaney ka incharge tha... aik jung k doraan wahan 35 laashein layii gayii...us ne radio ON kiya tu news main kaha gaya 30 log maarey gaye hain...wo forun gaya or darwaza khol kar kehney laga.."jo 5 log naTak kar rahey hian wo uTh k nikal jayein"..

:lol

[Muhammad Ali Jawad]

Re: BhaTaktii RooH special jokes..

Nice jokes BR!