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    ***Koon Banay Ga Kroor Pati***

    A KBC program in star plus

    Amitabh to Santa Singh : apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke
    samne..

    Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.

    Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan

    Computer Screen:
    A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
    C. Moh. Azhar D. General Perverz Musharaff.

    Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that Santa will opt
    for

    A) But Santa is still confused.(Santa never thought that such an easy
    quesiton would be posed to him for 25 lakhs)


    Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..(50:50 and phone a friend)
    Santa: I think it is A but............

    Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm Ap kya karna
    chahenge?

    Santa : I would like to use 50:50?

    Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..

    Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -
    B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
    C. Moh. Azhar.


    Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how can the computer has made
    this
    mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on.


    Now Santa is confused.

    Santa: i would like to use the last life line phone a friend..

    Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?


    Santa : Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga.


    Amitabh Fainted !!!!!

    Last edited by *Rida*; 26 January 2006, 08:07.
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  • #2
    Re: ***Koon Banay Ga Kroor Pati***

    :lol :lol Good one
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    • #3
      Re: ***Koon Banay Ga Kroor Pati***


      Assalam-o-Alaikom
      thanx Saima Sis
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      • #4
        Re: ***Koon Banay Ga Kroor Pati***

        I Like It!

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        • #5
          Re: ***Koon Banay Ga Kroor Pati***


          :rose :rose :rose Assalam-o-Alikom


          KBC programm on Star Plus..........

          Amitabh to Sardar jee : apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke
          samne..

          Amitabh : What is the name of your father ?

          Sardar jee kept himself quite.
          just watching at the computer screen.

          Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ?
          Amitabh again ask the same question.
          Amitabh : Aaap kay father ka naam kia hai ? Sardar jee.

          Sardar jee is bit confused .Don wanna say anything.

          Amitabh: 25 laakh jeetnay say sirf aik question daur Sawal hai Sardar Jee aap kay father ka naam kia hai .....
          Aap khamosh kiun hain Sardar jee??

          Sardar jee: say loudly
          O char option bhi tu do.....
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          • #6
            Re: ***Koon Banay Ga Kroor Pati***

            :kr: :kr: :kr:
            اللھم صلی علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما صلیت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔
            اللھم بارک علٰی محمد وعلٰی آل محمد کما بارکت علٰی ابراھیم وعلٰی آل ابراھیم انک حمید مجید۔

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            • #7
              Re: ***Koon Banay Ga Kroor Pati***

              Thanks Anchal :rose
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              • #8
                Re: ***Koon Banay Ga Kroor Pati***

                thanks Aanchal
                For New Designers
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                • #9
                  Re: ***Koon Banay Ga Kroor Pati***

                  :clap: nice one...........:khi:
                  Life is more strict than a teacher
                  A teacher teaches a lesson
                  and takes an exam.
                  But life takes an exam
                  and then teaches a lesson

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                  • #10
                    Re: ***Koon Banay Ga Kroor Pati***

                    thanks
                    For New Designers
                    وَ بَارِکْ لِيْ فِيْمَا أَعْطَيْتَ

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                    • #11
                      Re: ***Koon Banay Ga Kroor Pati***

                      Originally posted by Rida
                      A KBC program in star plus

                      Amitabh to Santa Singh : apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke
                      samne..

                      Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.

                      Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan

                      Computer Screen:
                      A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
                      C. Moh. Azhar D. General Perverz Musharaff.

                      Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that Santa will opt
                      for

                      A) But Santa is still confused.(Santa never thought that such an easy
                      quesiton would be posed to him for 25 lakhs)


                      Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..(50:50 and phone a friend)
                      Santa: I think it is A but............

                      Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm Ap kya karna
                      chahenge?

                      Santa : I would like to use 50:50?

                      Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..

                      Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -
                      B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
                      C. Moh. Azhar.


                      Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how can the computer has made
                      this
                      mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on.


                      Now Santa is confused.

                      Santa: i would like to use the last life line phone a friend..

                      Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?


                      Santa : Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga.


                      Amitabh Fainted !!!!!

                      This joke has repeated here several times, iss liye hansi ki koi baat nahin
                      Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
                      Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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                      • #12
                        Re: ***Koon Banay Ga Kroor Pati***

                        Originally posted by Spy009
                        This joke has repeated here several times, iss liye hansi ki koi baat nahin
                        Assalam-o-alaikom:rose

                        i dont know when this joke was shared here i did not read thats y i wrote it here....
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                        • #13
                          Re: ***Koon Banay Ga Kroor Pati***

                          :lol :thmbup: ........... first time read kia :)
                          u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

                          :pr:

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                          • #14
                            Re: ***Koon Banay Ga Kroor Pati***

                            Originally posted by Hala
                            :lol :thmbup: ........... first time read kia :)
                            Assalam-o-Alaikom:rose

                            thanks Hala pasand karnay ka
                            aap senior member hain lakin shukar hai aap nay first time read kiya hai:)...
                            For New Designers
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                            • #15
                              Re: ***Koon Banay Ga Kroor Pati***

                              Originally posted by Rida
                              Assalam-o-Alaikom:rose

                              thanks Hala pasand karnay ka
                              aap senior member hain lakin shukar hai aap nay first time read kiya hai:)...
                              wel Rida ji.......... itnii be senior nahi hoon:lol

                              shyaid mujh say phely ...........share kia hogaa members nay:)
                              u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

                              :pr:

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