Cienema
cienema screen par aik almia manzar chal raha tha,
aur aik sahib kuch zyada hi aah baka yani ro rahe the,
aur shor macha rahe the,jab wo kisi tarah khamosh nahi
huwe to logo ne cienema manager ko bulwa bheja,
manager ne andhere me aankhin sukerd kar unne
dekte hoye kaha' aakhir aap aaye kaha se hai?
bhai sahab me ooper balkooni se gira hoon in sahab
ne buri tarah karrahte hoye jawab diya
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Niagra Falls
Guide: I welcome all you to niagra falls.These are the world's
largest waterfalls and intensity of the waterfalls is so high,
sound of even 20 supersonic planes passig can't be heared!
Now may i request the ladies to keep quiet so that
we can hear the Niagra Falls??
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Chor
Ek ghar me chor ghus aaya ..... pakra gya,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Wife moti thi aur chor k ooper baith gayi..............
husband ko boli Police ko bula lao....
Husband: Meri chappal nahi mil rahi....!
cienema screen par aik almia manzar chal raha tha,
aur aik sahib kuch zyada hi aah baka yani ro rahe the,
aur shor macha rahe the,jab wo kisi tarah khamosh nahi
huwe to logo ne cienema manager ko bulwa bheja,
manager ne andhere me aankhin sukerd kar unne
dekte hoye kaha' aakhir aap aaye kaha se hai?
bhai sahab me ooper balkooni se gira hoon in sahab
ne buri tarah karrahte hoye jawab diya
------------------------------------------
Niagra Falls
Guide: I welcome all you to niagra falls.These are the world's
largest waterfalls and intensity of the waterfalls is so high,
sound of even 20 supersonic planes passig can't be heared!
Now may i request the ladies to keep quiet so that
we can hear the Niagra Falls??
-------------------------------------------
Chor
Ek ghar me chor ghus aaya ..... pakra gya,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Wife moti thi aur chor k ooper baith gayi..............
husband ko boli Police ko bula lao....
Husband: Meri chappal nahi mil rahi....!
CHOR :
OYEEEE MERI JUTTI PAA JAA.......JALDI JAA!!!!!!!:khi:
OYEEEE MERI JUTTI PAA JAA.......JALDI JAA!!!!!!!:khi:
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