$$$$$$ 150 $$$$$$$

['SamRazi']

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance."

[Masood]

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:lol :lol :lol :lol

Saima yeh to wohi baat ho gaee na keh aik dost bohat khush khush apney dost key paas pohancha jisney poochha keh kya baat hai badey khush to bola keh main ney aaj apney sarey gham daboo diyey hain. Doosra dost bola woh kaisey to pehla kehney laga main ney aaj apni saas ko darya mein dabo diya hai

[Spy009]

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Mother in law ke baarey mein mujhey bhi ek yaad aa gaya.

ek roz ek sahab apney kuttey ko maar rahey thay, yeh dekh kar uske padosi nei puchcha "Kyon bhai is becharey kuttey ko kyon maar rahey ho"

"Sala kambakht, wafadar nahin raha, ek mahiney pehle meri maan aayi ussey noch kar bhaga diya, 2 din pehle mera aziz dost aaya ussey kaat kar bhaga diya, pichhley ek hafta se meri saas ghar pe padi hai ussey nahin bhaga raha

[*Rida*]

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i hav also something for mother in law

God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
:)

['SamRazi']

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Mother in law ke baarey mein mujhey bhi ek yaad aa gaya.

ek roz ek sahab apney kuttey ko maar rahey thay, yeh dekh kar uske padosi nei puchcha "Kyon bhai is becharey kuttey ko kyon maar rahey ho"

"Sala kambakht, wafadar nahin raha, ek mahiney pehle meri maan aayi ussey noch kar bhaga diya, 2 din pehle mera aziz dost aaya ussey kaat kar bhaga diya, pichhley ek hafta se meri saas ghar pe padi hai ussey nahin bhaga raha

Good one :thmbup: