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Assalaam Alaikum Doston :salam:
Kia haal hen aap sub ke? :)
November ke month me hum ne
Train Joke Competition
rakha tha, Aap sub ka buhat shukriya jinhno ne is competition
me participate kiya :salam: , ab waqt hai apni pasandeeda entry
ko vote karne ka,
Voting lines 1st December 2009 raat 12:00 a.m. tuk khuli rahengi :)
Entries are shown below
Mr.Khan's entry
Kia haal hen aap sub ke? :)
November ke month me hum ne
Train Joke Competition
rakha tha, Aap sub ka buhat shukriya jinhno ne is competition
me participate kiya :salam: , ab waqt hai apni pasandeeda entry
ko vote karne ka,
Voting lines 1st December 2009 raat 12:00 a.m. tuk khuli rahengi :)
Entries are shown below
Mr.Khan's entry
Ek sardar Train ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia kar raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! :pagal:
Sardar: Mere uppar se jahaz guzar gaya to kuch nahin howa, to phir Train kia cheez hay?
1 admi ne kaha kia kar raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! :pagal:
Sardar: Mere uppar se jahaz guzar gaya to kuch nahin howa, to phir Train kia cheez hay?
Champion's entry
Sardar:Express train kitne baje aati?
T.T: 9 bajay
Sardar: Local train kitne Bajay?
T.T: 2 bajaye
Sardar: Maal gari kitne bajaye?
T.T: 12 bajaye
T.T: Tang aakar poocha jana kahan hy?
Sardar: Patri Paar Karni Hai:dance5:.
T.T: 9 bajay
Sardar: Local train kitne Bajay?
T.T: 2 bajaye
Sardar: Maal gari kitne bajaye?
T.T: 12 bajaye
T.T: Tang aakar poocha jana kahan hy?
Sardar: Patri Paar Karni Hai:dance5:.
IMPRINCE's entry
Sardar his wife R waiting 4 TRAIN Itne me PUNJAB MAIL" agayi Sardar bhag k train pe chadha or wifese bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE" aaye to aa jana
Kashii's entry
Do sardar station gaye, dekha train jaaney hi waali hai wo us k peechey bhaagey ek chaR gaya dosra reh gaya or baiTh k hansney laga
Logoon ne poocha "Kyun hans rahe ho??"
Kehney laga "jo Train mai chaR gaya wo mujhe choRney aya tha"
Big Smoke's entry
Train k driver jo k sardar tha, us se pocha k tum ne train patri se Qyun utaari.
sardar : 0 yara ! ek banda samnay aa gya tha to brake marne ka tyme nai tha. Humara asistant ne bola ke is k upar chara do..
Wakeel : phir ???
sardar: yarA ! wo banda patrii se utar gya
sardar : 0 yara ! ek banda samnay aa gya tha to brake marne ka tyme nai tha. Humara asistant ne bola ke is k upar chara do..
Wakeel : phir ???
sardar: yarA ! wo banda patrii se utar gya
Rida's entry
SAZ's entry
thefire1 entry
Teen dost aik Train main safar kar rahay hotay hain un main say aik Mathematician jaisay humaray MSA :) doosra physicist jiasay humari Rida, aur aik Engineer jaisay humaray Mr. Khan hotay, Train chaltay chaltay Sindh kay nawayee ilaaqon say guzarti hay tou unhain aik Kaali BhaiR (Sheep) nazar aati hay jisay dekhtay he :
Engineer kehta hay: "Aha," .... "Main dekh raha hoon kay Sindh ki bhaiRain kaali hoti hain"
Physicist kehta hay : "Hmm," ...... "aap ka matlab hay kay Sindh ki kuch bhaiRain kaali hoti hain"
"Nahin," Mathematician foran kehta hay, "Ab tak hum sab yeh andaaza laga chukay hain kay atleast Sindh main aik bhaiR hay aur woh aik jaanib say kaali hay!"
TECHNICAL joke kay sar say guzar jayay tou Rida, MSA yaa Mr. Khan say rujoo karain :lol
Engineer kehta hay: "Aha," .... "Main dekh raha hoon kay Sindh ki bhaiRain kaali hoti hain"
Physicist kehta hay : "Hmm," ...... "aap ka matlab hay kay Sindh ki kuch bhaiRain kaali hoti hain"
"Nahin," Mathematician foran kehta hay, "Ab tak hum sab yeh andaaza laga chukay hain kay atleast Sindh main aik bhaiR hay aur woh aik jaanib say kaali hay!"
TECHNICAL joke kay sar say guzar jayay tou Rida, MSA yaa Mr. Khan say rujoo karain :lol
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