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- Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes
- What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
- What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra
sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
- Why did Sardars go to a movie?
Because below was not allowed.
- What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
- How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
- What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to a thought.
- How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.
- What do you call Sardars standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
- How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
- Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
- banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Sardar se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Sardar: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.
- Sardar bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.
- Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for wheeler
- Sardar ki mangni hoi, usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha, us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki wo meri kia ho gi?
- Aik Sardar kay han saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Dost : Yaar udas kion ho?
Sardar : sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
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