Commonly Used Phrases at the Office

['SamRazi']

Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and... What they really mean!
1.For your information, please. (FYI)
Meaning : I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.

2.Noted and returned.
Meaning : I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it little while.

3.Review and comment.
Meaning : Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.

4. Action please.
Meaning : Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry, I'll claim the credit.

5.For your necessary action.
Meaning : It's your headache now.

6.Copy to.
Meaning : Here's a share of my headache.

7.For your approval, please.
Meaning : Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.

8.Action is being taken.
Meaning : Your correspondence is lost and I am trying to locate it.

9.Your letter is receiving our attention.
Meaning : I am trying to figure out what you want.

10.Please discuss.
Meaning : I don't know what this is, so please brief me.

11.For your immediate action.
Meaning : Do it NOW! Or I will get into serious trouble.

12.Please reply soon.
Meaning : Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient.

13.We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant authorities.
Meaning : They are causing the delay, not us.

14.Regards.
Meaning : Thanks and bless you for reading all the bullshit.

[Masood]

Re: Commonly Used Phrases at the Office

NB! These comments are forwarded by a true secretary :lol

['SamRazi']

Re: Commonly Used Phrases at the Office

NB! These comments are forwarded by a true secretary :lol

and wht does means ???? :cc:

[Masood]

Re: Commonly Used Phrases at the Office

and wht does means ???? :cc:

I meant: sent by a secretary who knows when to use these phrases :p (another way of saying: who know how NOT to work)

['SamRazi']

Re: Commonly Used Phrases at the Office

I meant: sent by a secretary who knows when to use these phrases :p (another way of saying: who know how NOT to work)

This is wrong ......... You must say
A Secretary :"Who knows exactly how to get work done by delegating it to others in very professional way" :p :lol

[Masood]

Re: Commonly Used Phrases at the Office

This is wrong ......... You must say
A Secretary :"Who knows exactly how to get work done by delegating it to others in very professional way" :p :lol

Haan ji jissey ham Urdu Punjabi mein kehtey hain: KAAM CHOR :kr: :kr:

['SamRazi']

Re: Commonly Used Phrases at the Office

Haan ji jissey ham Urdu Punjabi mein kehtey hain: KAAM CHOR :kr: :kr:

Apni tareef matt kero yahan :a stick:

yeh proffesional attiquates hain, PC ke dabo'n aur chipo'n se khlene walo'n ko kya pata :lol

[Masood]

Re: Commonly Used Phrases at the Office

Apni tareef matt kero yahan :a stick:

yeh proffesional attiquates hain, PC ke dabo'n aur chipo'n se khlene walo'n ko kya pata :lol

Ji ji aisey kaam chori key attiquates offices mein khasoosan secretaries ko hi aatey hain jo sara din phone par guppein hi hankti hain - ham jaisey PROFESSIONALS to mehnat sey kaam kartey hain - agar na karien to aap key computer peh Internet kaisey chaley aur Pegham per aa ker yeh kaisey kahein :p:khi:

[Muhammad Khalil]

Re: Commonly Used Phrases at the Office

hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

kiun mujy office ka koi tajurba nahi hay

[*Hala*]

Re: Commonly Used Phrases at the Office

hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

kiun mujy office ka koi tajurba nahi hay

app ko kabb ye tajrubaa hasal hogaaa :cc: :lol

[*Hala*]

Re: Commonly Used Phrases at the Office

:lol :lol nice jokes Saima jii :rose

['SamRazi']

Re: Commonly Used Phrases at the Office

Thnx Hala dear :phool:

[hayaa_n]

Re: Commonly Used Phrases at the Office

:lol :thmbup: