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    Assalam Alaikum

    Pegham dosto, hansney hansaney se shuru kartey hain Naya Saal, naya saal issi tarah hamarey liye khusiyan le kar aaye, aur ham sab hamesha khusha rahey, khushiya baanten.:rose :rose :rose Allah swt sab ko khush rakhey.

    Ameen

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    Sharabi shohar ko tanz karney ki gharz se biwi bhi maikhaine jaa pahunchi aur sharab mangwayi. Pehla ghoont peetey hi boli :
    Sharabi shohar ne lambi saans chhortey huwey kaha :

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    Shadi ki ek party mein ek aurat fashion se saji thi, ek saheli ne uss se puchha : Hi Zeba, tumhara necklace to bahut khubsoorat hai, kitney mein liya ?
    Zeba ne massoomiyat se jawab diya :

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    Sher ki barat mein ek chuha (rat) dance kar raha tha, yeh dekh kar dulhey ke chhotey bhai nei uss se puchha

    Chuha :

    Sher :

    Chuhey ne kaha:
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    Mithai lo, munh kholo,
    Nayi naweli dulhan se jab sasur ji boley, to saas ne haath roktey huwe kaha -"Aji, woh din naa aaye jab bahu hamarey samney munh kholey".

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    Moti biwi shohar se tang aa kar kahti hai,
    Husband ne jhaatt se dahla jadtey huwey jawab diya :

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    Ek ladki ne apne saheli se apne fiance ko milwaya, baad mein saheli ne ladki se kaha : .
    ladki iteminan se boli

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    Ek family apney ladkey ke liye ladki dekhney gaya, wahan ladki ke merits ke taarif kiye jaaney lage.


    Iss per ladke walon ne puchha :


    Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
    Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

  • #2
    Re: Naye Saal ke joke

    Spy ji kuch jokes to bouhat hi funny hain... :lol :lol :lol :kr:
    :roseENIGMA:rose

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    • #3
      Re: Naye Saal ke joke

      :lol :lol :thmbup:
      u can't gain RESPECT by choice nor by requesting it... it is earned through your words & actions."

      :pr:

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      • #4
        Re: Naye Saal ke joke

        Shukriya Hayaa ji

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        Hala

        for liking
        Khandar wafa ka yaaro kured kar dekh lo
        Hamarey naam ka patthar zaroor milega

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        • #5
          Re: Naye Saal ke joke


          hehehehehe.............

          CHIPKOOOOOOOOOOOO

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