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LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When u dial a wrong number,u never get a busy tone.
LAW OF WORKSHOP:
Any tool when dropped, will roll to least accessable corner.
LAW OF TRAFFIC:
If u change lane, the one u were in will start moving faster.
LAW OF ENCOUNTER:
Probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone u dont want to be seen with.
LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT:
Anything is possible if u dont know what u r talking about......
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Ek aadmi university k Chokidaar se:
Ye University Kaisi hai..?
Chokidaar:
Zabardast...!
Mainey M.B.A yahin kiya
Aur
Foran Nokri be Mil gayi..! ;->
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Woh kya jaanay mere dil par kya guzarti hai
**FARAZ**
Jub woh mujhe baar baar class main pouchti hai
''Bhai time kya hoa hai?.
****************
Hum saath marnay ka soch kar darya main kood gaye FARAZ....
Uppar pohanch k Farishtey ne btaya k WO swimming champion thi...
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LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When u dial a wrong number,u never get a busy tone.
LAW OF WORKSHOP:
Any tool when dropped, will roll to least accessable corner.
LAW OF TRAFFIC:
If u change lane, the one u were in will start moving faster.
LAW OF ENCOUNTER:
Probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone u dont want to be seen with.
LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT:
Anything is possible if u dont know what u r talking about......
*********************
Ek aadmi university k Chokidaar se:
Ye University Kaisi hai..?
Chokidaar:
Zabardast...!
Mainey M.B.A yahin kiya
Aur
Foran Nokri be Mil gayi..! ;->
*********************
Woh kya jaanay mere dil par kya guzarti hai
**FARAZ**
Jub woh mujhe baar baar class main pouchti hai
''Bhai time kya hoa hai?.
****************
Hum saath marnay ka soch kar darya main kood gaye FARAZ....
Uppar pohanch k Farishtey ne btaya k WO swimming champion thi...
*******************
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