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Computer Programming Song...!
#Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai..
#Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai
#Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz
kora hi reh gaya.
#Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi
jaan bhi jati nahin.
#Goto
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum
#Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
Pehle tum, pehle tum.
#The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.
#From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan.
#Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.
#Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.
#And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho.
#Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana
#Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection)
suno - kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..
#Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
AND SOME FILMS
#ESC :NO DO GYARA
#F1 :GUIDE
#UNDO :AA AB LAUT CHALE
#SYSTEM WHOSE OS IS DOS :BUDHA MIL GAYA
#SOFTWARE & HARDWARE :EK DUJE KE LIYE
#CNTR+ALT+DEL :AAKHARI RASTA
#HARD DISK & FLOPPY :GHARWALI BAHERWALI
#RAM :KORA KAGAZ
#C++ & C :BADEMIYA CHOTEMIYA
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