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    Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
    Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was
    Saqlain a Pakistani living in USA.
    Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not
    know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Saqlain says to
    himself, I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give
    it a try'
    Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than
    100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room... Saqlain says to himself '
    I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can
    happen to me?' So he stays.
    Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave.
    500 people leave the room. Saqlain says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but
    what have I got to lose? So he stays in the room.
    Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to
    leave.. 498 people leave the room. Saqlain says to himself, ' I do not speak
    one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds
    himself with one other candidate. The other 4998 candidates have already left.
    Bill
    Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who
    have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for and
    speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear both of you having a
    conversation in that language.'
    and......Saqlain in a well composed and confident manner turns to the other
    candidate and says ` Kaisa hay .. Ustaad?'



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    Oye.....lalay. ........tu bhee Pakistani hay??

  • #2
    Re: I have nothing to lose.

    :kr:

    :dance2:
    For New Designers
    وَ بَارِکْ لِيْ فِيْمَا أَعْطَيْتَ

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    • #3
      Re: I have nothing to lose.

      :kr::kr:
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      • #4
        Re: I have nothing to lose.

        372-haha

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        • #5
          Re: I have nothing to lose.

          hahahahahahahaha
          I aM Not a complete Idiot......Some parts are Missing........

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          • #6
            Re: I have nothing to lose.

            ha ha ha

            I Have Green Blood In My Veins Because I Am a Pakistani


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            • #7
              Re: I have nothing to lose.

              :lol
              Funny SMS|Fresh Funny SMS

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              • #8
                Re: I have nothing to lose.

                :hehe:

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                • #9
                  Re: I have nothing to lose.

                  :kr: :kr: :kr:

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