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Just before he died, he said to his wife, " When I die, I want you to
take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when
he died,she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in
black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready
to close the casket, the wife said," Wait just a minute!' She had a
box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then
the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
that money in there with your husband."
She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I
promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
"I sure did," said the wife." I wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
he can spend it." :wk
Never Underestimate The Intelligence Of A Woman
take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when
he died,she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in
black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready
to close the casket, the wife said," Wait just a minute!' She had a
box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then
the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
that money in there with your husband."
She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I
promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
"I sure did," said the wife." I wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it,
he can spend it." :wk
Never Underestimate The Intelligence Of A Woman
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